Just want that clear. I'm a genius, like, really smart. Really really smart. I mean, not many people could think the thinkings I've thunk. I sit here, thinking thinks, and - damn - I got one bigass brain. Nobody else can know what it's like. I'm like... real smart.
Stable, too.
ReplyDeleteI sent a friend this headline from the NY Times this morning. The subject I wrote for the email was "Headline Not Taken from The Onion".
If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't have understood what you were were getting at.
You're right, though, you're a genius. But you'e not as stable as certain other geniuses or you would have said so.
ReplyDeleteHey -- how big is your button?
It's big, but it only dispenses Diet Cokes.
ReplyDeleteI, too, am a table genius. Sit me at a table, and I will quickly devour all the best things on it. I don't care if it's a breakfast table, a lunch table, a dinner table—DOESN'T MATTER! I will eat my way through—
ReplyDeleteWhat? It was stable genius? Never mind!
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