We are all here quite dismayed, By the Plight of Tyler Wade, Be he neutered or he spayed, Or playing second never trade, But the winds are always fickle, when they fly from Cashman's pickle, We are all here quite dismayed, By the Plight of Tyler Wade
There was a young batsman named Wade All over the diamond he played Twas pursued by stalker Who goes by Neil walker And now his baseball dreams are flayed
And now wade for Scranton is bound It's a AAA lost and found ride the bus ... An all nighter Sitting next to Refsnyder As kei igawa takes the mound
Tyler Wade is the name and I come on the Scranton train Till Coops brought Walker in, tried to drive me back to PA again. In the spring of 2018 A done deal it may have seemed. By the Ides of March the Gleyber was done And that Cave, he ain't nobody's fortunate son.
The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down But I tell ya I ain't goin' The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down But the plays just kept flowin'
Like Refsnyder before me I tried to break in from below. And like Judge above me I started just a little slow. But that Neil now, he is 32, and the back it just won't do. I swear that Coops oughta just desist You can't start a man when he's on the disabled list.
And it's the night, they tried to drive ol' Tyler down And I seen enough a that Scranton The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down Not my idea of fun And I'm singin' nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah.
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821 God bless you I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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Wade
ReplyDeleteNever Played
Because Wade
Has it made.
We are all here quite dismayed,
ReplyDeleteBy the Plight of Tyler Wade,
Be he neutered or he spayed,
Or playing second never trade,
But the winds are always fickle,
when they fly from Cashman's pickle,
We are all here quite dismayed,
By the Plight of Tyler Wade
Tyler wade had made the grade.
ReplyDeleteA real Yank, he didn’t throw shade.
A solid Spring, nicely played.
Prodigious skills were all displayed.
Then he rolled his mighty wrist.
And fate, that velvet-covered fist
Put him on the dreaded list
That Cashman keeps on floppy disk.
Suddenly, Tyler was a pawn,
Who might be gone before the dawn
and Neil Walker, like a fawn
Pranced into town with pistols drawn.
And now at Yankee second base,
We have a new man in his place.
The joy has bled from Tyler’s face.
And Scranton is no happy place.
Though Wades plight is the subject of your doggerel,
ReplyDeleteDon’t worry! he’s happily fucking a model.
There was a young batsman named Wade
ReplyDeleteAll over the diamond he played
Twas pursued by stalker
Who goes by Neil walker
And now his baseball dreams are flayed
And now wade for Scranton is bound
It's a AAA lost and found
ride the bus ... An all nighter
Sitting next to Refsnyder
As kei igawa takes the mound
Doug K.
Mistuh Wade . . . he daid.
ReplyDeleteIT'S COOPERS OF CASH THAT I HADE.
ReplyDeleteWith apologies to The Band...
ReplyDeleteTyler Wade is the name and I come on the Scranton train
Till Coops brought Walker in, tried to drive me back to PA again.
In the spring of 2018
A done deal it may have seemed.
By the Ides of March the Gleyber was done
And that Cave, he ain't nobody's fortunate son.
The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down
But I tell ya I ain't goin'
The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down
But the plays just kept flowin'
Like Refsnyder before me
I tried to break in from below.
And like Judge above me
I started just a little slow.
But that Neil now, he is 32, and the back it just won't do.
I swear that Coops oughta just desist
You can't start a man when he's on the disabled list.
And it's the night, they tried to drive ol' Tyler down
And I seen enough a that Scranton
The night they tried to drive ol' Tyler down
Not my idea of fun
And I'm singin' nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah.
THERE IS SOME GOOD STUFF HERE...
ReplyDeleteMR. DUQUE HAS TO BE PROUD.
Hoss,
ReplyDeleteNice. And truly a classic song. I think I'll go put it on now.
Doug K.
Thanks, Doug! It is a great one, adaptable for all occasions!
ReplyDeleteI love you guys.
ReplyDeleteWith your permission HoraceClark66, I'm going to post your ballad at Bardball.com.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.