He's a good looking guy with a smokin'-hot wife. He had a historic walk-off home run against the hated redsocks. But how can anyone listen to that squeaky, nasally, annoying voice of his and take him seriously? (Spoiler: they can't. They don't.)
It's time to rethink this new age experiment and get back to basics.
He's probably spending time with his kids Guido, Fabian, Amarosa, Vinny and Santaluces but give the guy a call. Tell him it was a mistake, a joke, a stunt, whatever. We need Joe Girardi back in the Bronx. Enough of the sucking! Enough of the errors!
We need the one man who can whip these guys into shape. Send the adenoidal pretty boy back to the booth!
Joey G, call your office and please forgive C-Money and the S-Boys for their horrendous error.
The Josephite movement grows stronger by the day. We will not rest until Bonnie Prince Binders is restored.
ReplyDeleteHensley Meulens. It seems like Yankee management and Yankee fans consider only white guys.
ReplyDeleteYOU KNOW, THE MORE WE FALTER AND LISTEN TO BOONE AT THESE PRESS CONFERENCES , THE MORE LIKELY IT FEELS LIKE HE WON'T BE AROUND VERY LONG.
ReplyDelete.....BUT JOEY BINDERS AGAIN?....
NO, PLEASE.
WHY DO I HAVE A PREMONITION THAT HAL WILL TAKE A PAGE FROM THE GEORGE AND BILLY SAGA, AND REHIRE JOE IN-SEASON THIS YEAR?
OMG...OMG.
OMG is correct, all-caps: Joey Blue-Binders?? No. No. Never again!! Have you people forgotten how he pinned a number on every one of his (better) relievers' backs?? Have you forgotten how he bristled whenever ANYone questioned one of his bad moves?? The man got so thin-skinned that he couldn't listen to criticism.
ReplyDeleteMa Boone?? No Way. Joey Blue-Binders?? HELL NO!! Cash-Puss made his bigget mistake when he hired Joey instead of Donnie Baseball. LB (No J)
The guy sounds like Al Dukes on WFAN...waiting for Aaron to sing some bad song parody...
ReplyDeleteJoe had his run and we did get one ring out of it. not good enough to revisit, however. Yet we all know this Boone experiment just is not working. we need to shake things up with REAL change! what ought to happen, as the Yanks seems so beholden to sabermetric data, is go full in with artificial intelligence to manage this team. There is no reason to have a fallible human between the computer calculations and the players. None!! A.I. can beat humans in "Jeopardy". It beats Grand Masters in Chess and Go. It can diagnose better than Marcus Welby and know just want you want to order from Amazon or Goop.
ReplyDeleteTime to make history, Yanks!!
Don't want Joey back but the name and concept of Bonny Prince Binders is really good. Fun to say.
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