Tuesday, April 3, 2018

I Need An Aspirin....



Hot off the presses:

"Ben Heller, Yankee unknown and mediocre relief performer in the recent Toronto misery,
has been placed on the 60 day DL with a bone spur on his pitching elbow."

60 day DL.  That is a lifetime.  That says: surgery and then re-hab.

We won't be seeing him again this year. 

Will everyone who is already suffering a malady just stand up and say so, please?

This cannot continue!

All the swans are getting sick.


13 comments:

  1. I see the pineapple truck backing up to the dock...

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  2. You said it Rufus.

    And as bad as the Binders were, it's taken me 4.5 games to conclude that Advanced Analytics is even worse. Christ almighty stop milking 12+ outs from the bullpen. Joey may have been OCD with the bullpen, but that didn't start until the 7th or 8th.

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  3. Boone is a Hack....Viva LA Binders... Better the devil you know

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  4. They did it to make room for Trayce Thompson.

    What do you get when you conflate "Cashman" and "Scrapheap?"

    "Crapheap?"
    "Crashman"
    "Manheap?"
    the superhero "Crapheap Man?"

    I know I'm playing with a thin hand here.

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  5. Did I has two three run homers and 8 RBI. The most in a game for any Yankees SS ever. And I think Kay said the most RBI in a home opener ever.

    Stanton struck out 5 times. 5 times. With 8 LOB.

    Yeah, but I'm sure he'll work out.

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  6. Oh, and we left 6 men on base, total. 5 by Stanton. Did I mention he whiffed 5 times?

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  7. All mistakes above courtesy of my phone.

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  8. LEINSTERY HAS GOT IT RIGHT....

    STOP TAKING THE STARTER OUT AT THE END OF THE 5TH (OR BEFORE)!

    TONIGHT WE ALMOST BLEW THE 3RD GAME IN A ROW BY DOING THE SAME DAMN THING.

    MAKE THE ALL THE STARTERS UNDERSTAND THEY MUST PITCH INTO THE 6TH INNING AT LEAST!

    ALTHOUGH GRAY WAS SHAKY, HE SHOULD HAVE COME OUT FOR 1 MORE INNING, AND TODAY THERE WAS NO REASON MONTGOMERY COULD NOT PITCH INTO THE 6TH. (I'M OLD SCHOOL, SO I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS 85-95 PITCH, TAKE HIM OUT, BULLSHIT.

    PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

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  9. Agreed with all the above, except: Vive LA Binders...no way, do I ever want him back. LB (No J)

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  10. What's in the water that's causing all these bone spurs?

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  11. Ben Heller didn't pitch in Toronto. He wasn't on the 25 man roster that opened the season.

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