This is NOT an intervention for Sir Didi, who I have it on good authority is NOT in a slump, courtesy of the Mystical Diet Coke section of my local bodega. Nor should it be considered in any way a tribute to Urban Farmer.
Eureka! I've figured out Didi's slump. Wind and solar powered energy isn't enough, he needs Indian point energy. Call Cuomo and tell him to order to reactors be turned on, get those turbines spinning. We need Didi, and Didi needs Indian Point Energy Center.
I'M NOT SEEING ANY HITS TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD, NO LESS ANY HITS AT ALL.
NOT GOOD.
LETS NOT FORGET BRIAN "COOPERSTOWN" CASHMAN, THE GRAND HIGH EXALTED MYSTIC RULER OF ALL BASEBALL PROGNOSTICATION WHO PROCLAIMED BIRD IS "THE BEST HITTER IN OUR ORGANIZATION".
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821 God bless you I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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ReplyDeleteI keep waiting for the commemorative Coke bottles with the names of the 1986 Mets on them.
Doug K.
Benedícat vos omnípotens Ruthus, et Scooter, et Mantleus, et Spíritus Jeterus.
ReplyDeleteThat is not a bottle of Coca-cola.
ReplyDeleteI turn it on, Bird strikes out. Why bother?
ReplyDelete"CASHMAN, YOU SUCK!"
ReplyDeleteBlessed are you Rufus. Blessed.
ReplyDeleteSuzyn says we are getting a wee tray of Lasagna to replace Tanaka on Thursday.
ReplyDeleteYES IN FUCKIN' DIDI !!!!
ReplyDeleteDidi needs to be benched.
ReplyDeleteHe looked tired rounding the bases.
Conserving energy he was. Wind and solar powered, he is. Very environmentally conscious.
ReplyDeleteEureka! I've figured out Didi's slump. Wind and solar powered energy isn't enough, he needs Indian point energy. Call Cuomo and tell him to order to reactors be turned on, get those turbines spinning. We need Didi, and Didi needs Indian Point Energy Center.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Comical Edison!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Carlton is having a pretty good game. 74 pitches through 4 with 2 hits.
DAWNING OF THE AGE OF FUCKIN' GERGORIUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy does Bird have to suck so hard? Why? And he's injured all the time. How is he supposed to even be a major leaguer?
ReplyDeleteWrap his precious little self in bubble wrap and ship Bird to Chernobyl.
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAA-AA-Ahh-AHHH-AAAHHHHH-AAaAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaAaHaHaHaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAA-AA-Ahh-AHHH-AAAHHHHH-AAaAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaAaHaHaHaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, I will accept in advance all of your plaudits for not intervening in Didi's non-slump.
ReplyDeleteNeed I remind you, that was not Greg Bird out there tonight, but BLP, Bird's Limitless Potential. It remains limitless.
And a rare sighting of Neil Walker! I think if there is one thing that absolutely everybody on this blog agrees on now, it's that Neil needs to go.
I'm going to look for a bottle marked "Brandon" tomorrow.
I LOVE THE PROSPECT OF GREG BIRD....
ReplyDelete.....BUT IN REALITY....I'M JUST NOT FEELING HIM.
HE DOESN'T GET ANY HITS IF THEY AREN'T HOMERS.
I'M NOT SEEING ANY HITS TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD, NO LESS ANY HITS AT ALL.
NOT GOOD.
LETS NOT FORGET BRIAN "COOPERSTOWN" CASHMAN, THE GRAND HIGH EXALTED MYSTIC RULER OF ALL BASEBALL PROGNOSTICATION WHO PROCLAIMED BIRD IS "THE BEST HITTER IN OUR ORGANIZATION".
WE'RE WAITING........
BTW.....
ReplyDeleteINCREDIBLE WORK ON DIDI, HOSS!...
IMPECCABLE!
Thank you, ALL-CAPS! And Bird...yeah. It's early still, but...
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Walker must go. Now.
Well done Hoss. Every win is a big win.
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ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.