Curiouser and curiouser

So, back in the same store the other day, I glance at the "Coke Zero" section, and what do I see?




That's right! "Torres," is seems, is now a first name.

This is getting truly spooky. I've never seen anything like this in my life.

And what do I do? Do I drink it? Save it for a certain moment? What???

I feel like the hero in that great, creepy Ray Bradbury story, where this destitute guy comes across a perfectly good wheat farm that nobody seems to want and it's his to keep, and slowly he begins to realize that he's "The Reaper," cutting down lives everyday in the field.  (I guess nobody dies in the winter, but never mind!)

Or that story in one of the Alfred Hitchcock collections I use to read as a kid, in which the guy buys a bottle that gives you all sorts of good luck if you drink from it, but you have to sell it to someone else at a cheaper price before you die, or you go to hell?

In any case, I need some advice here. What should I do? And do I even dare to go back in that store??