Hey kids! Here is your special, Sunday Supplement, Yankees Happy Sunday Fun Day Pak!
Fun Fact: Did you know that The New York Times has run 183 articles about Soccer this year, but only 123 about the Yankees????
Pop Yankees Quiz:
Yesterday, the Yankees scored more often than which one of these teams competing in the World Cup of Soccer, the world's lowest scoring sport:
A) Belgium
B) Tunisia
C) Sweden
D) Germany
E) Mexico
F) South Korea
Answer: It's a trick question! ALL of the soccer teams in action scored more than the Yankees.
Fun Fact: Did you know that in 23 states, Sonny Gray is officially a midget? Only special camera angles make it possible for him to be seen above the mound!
WORD JUMBLE: Find the secret magic phrase hidden in the following Word Jumble:
neilwalkersucks
Got it kids?? Okay, here's another one:
neilwalkerreallyreallysucks
And here is one more, for all of you top puzzle solvers:
neilwalkerisaboilontheassofhumanity
Good luck!
Pop Yankees Quiz II:
Name all of the Yankees' coaches!
Answer: It's another trick question! The Yankees actually don't employ ANY coaches, which is why every single player who comes to the team gets steadily worse as long as he plays for them.
Be sure to come back next week, when we'll have another Happy Sunday Fun Day Pak in which we review J.A. Happ's first Yankees start against Boston! Stay away from those Tide pods!
Here are some other fun activities...
ReplyDeleteMake your own baseball card fun fact:
Yes, those little drawings and fun facts from those 1960's baseball cards are back with a new twist. No more "Steve likes to go fishing in the off season" Collect em' all.
"Jacoby is actually healthy but is working with Jared Kushner to bring peace to the Middle East. He’ll be ready to play as soon as that’s taken care of.”
“The NYC Water Board reports a 17% increase of toilet flushes during Neal’s at bats.”
“Mexican Yankee fans refer to the Yankee GM as “Dinerohombre”
“Clint’s grandfather was famous comic actor Red Skelton.”
“The Yankee manager’s apple wine has been making Jr. HS kids puke for decades.”
“Giancarlo’s real friends still call him Mike”
“Former Yankee manager Joe Girardi stopped calling Aaron “Hicky” after someone explained what that was.”
“Sonny has great stuff… in his house. I’ve been there. Very cool.”
Doug K.
El Conquistador!!
ReplyDeleteThey're getting swept. German will continue to give up runs and they have already met their quota of runs scored for the day.
ReplyDeleteWhat in gods name did Clint Frazier do to Cashman and Co to deserve this shit? Why is Greg Bird the chosen one?
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