Someone please send him an emergency ration of hyperbole. He seems to be in danger of exhausting his monthly quota, and we're only one week into the month.
My fault, Sonny can only pitch when I don't listen. I hadn't turned on John until Smoak. One must obey the laws of JuJu, and I didn't. This game will be on me.
The goddamned birds nesting in the trees outside my bedroom have started tweeting as the first rays of sun are appearing and - unable to get back to sleep - I decided to check the final score and... it's still going on: 14 innings and NO runs. No THAT'S a masterpiece. Can someone please call me when it's over (now that we've gone past the threat of Delicate Betances helping your neighbors to the north)?
I'm still here. I thought it was later, like 11:30, but failed to realize that when nobody hits the game flies by. If this was a Red Sox game we'd be in the 6th. Anyways, Judge hitting a homer and it wasn't in the 4th inning or in a blowout? You're telling me it happened in a tie game in extras? An actual clutch hit? Gee wiz, check the sky see if it's still up there.
Luckily I managed to turn it on in time to hear John and Suzyn talk about D-Day, D-Day movies, and I think which theaters of the war Yankees served in.
Never mind calling me: it seems the Viennese birds have also awakened the Yankees' bats! (And how - just how? - can anyone consider limiting Gardy's role as an everyday player? He always comes through when we really need him.)
"Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics He snaps back just like elastic We break pineapples just like matchsticks."
Dedicated to the Twin Towers tonight, with apologies to Elvis Costello.
Terrific performance tonight by Sonny and Pen.
Sure, Toronto fielded one of the worst lineups I have ever seen from a major-league team—and I saw the 1968 Yankees. But hey, 13 shutout innings are about as much as you can ask, and every decent game from Sonny is another step away from Cole Hamels.
Duque is miserly with the IJI's. I do not believe Mr. Sanchez is worthy. A player must be seen as actually trying! I am very willing to be proven wrong, however.
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821 God bless you I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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Only in the sense that it was not expected.
ReplyDeleteAnd against the Blue Jays' nothing lineup. BUT...we'll take it with gratitude!!
ReplyDeleteSterling declared it a "brilliant" performance.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please send him an emergency ration of hyperbole. He seems to be in danger of exhausting his monthly quota, and we're only one week into the month.
Hyperbole hyschmerbole, as long as we won.
ReplyDeleteI think The Master and His Handmaiden may have soiled themselves when Gary Sanchez advanced the runner on an out.
ReplyDeleteAnd let us not forget the Mike Vaccaro in the great and loooong tradition of sportswriters is a complete twit.
ReplyDeleteSoft throwing career minor leaguer, the Yankees' kryptonite.
ReplyDeleteIt’s Sonny Gray’s Day! A four inning no hitter!
ReplyDeleteMy fault, Sonny can only pitch when I don't listen. I hadn't turned on John until Smoak. One must obey the laws of JuJu, and I didn't. This game will be on me.
ReplyDeleteLeinstery, you must now make yourself prostrate before the JuJu. Atonement must be made.
ReplyDeleteYa fuckin' walnut!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?!!?!
ReplyDeleteI hastily turned the radio off WinWarblist, looks like he got out of it.
ReplyDeleteI won't accept Sanchez's failing. He needs an international JuJu intervention. Send out the signal Duque.
The Master calls for us. Fucking Grandyman makes the catch.
That was some masterful atonement, you magnificent commentariat you!
ReplyDeleteI'm still in the hospital, but I'm driving home with my dress pants upon my head!!
ReplyDeleteAnything helps, the offense has been putrid. I have a bad feeling about this weekend. They're going to stub every toe against the lowly Mess.
ReplyDeleteSanchez swinging at a ball in the dirt, what a piece of shit. Blue Jays will hit a cheapo to win the game. I'm out before that happens.
ReplyDeleteSanchez wasn't even closer to that ball in the dirt. Yaayyy.
ReplyDeleteToonces,
ReplyDeleteThis should end it.
The goddamned birds nesting in the trees outside my bedroom have started tweeting as the first rays of sun are appearing and - unable to get back to sleep - I decided to check the final score and... it's still going on: 14 innings and NO runs. No THAT'S a masterpiece. Can someone please call me when it's over (now that we've gone past the threat of Delicate Betances helping your neighbors to the north)?
ReplyDeleteAll Rise. 2-0 Yankees.
ReplyDeleteI'm still here. I thought it was later, like 11:30, but failed to realize that when nobody hits the game flies by. If this was a Red Sox game we'd be in the 6th. Anyways, Judge hitting a homer and it wasn't in the 4th inning or in a blowout? You're telling me it happened in a tie game in extras? An actual clutch hit? Gee wiz, check the sky see if it's still up there.
ReplyDeleteLuckily I managed to turn it on in time to hear John and Suzyn talk about D-Day, D-Day movies, and I think which theaters of the war Yankees served in.
Never mind calling me: it seems the Viennese birds have also awakened the Yankees' bats! (And how - just how? - can anyone consider limiting Gardy's role as an everyday player? He always comes through when we really need him.)
ReplyDeleteCage those things Austria! Last month we had our Spanish victory women. This month is for the birds. We must harness their JuJu
ReplyDeleteALL RISE !!!!! Ahh-AHHH-AAAHHHHH-AAaAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaAaHaHaHaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI put this win down to the Habsburgs! As the song goes, tell it to the birds and the bees and the Viennese!
ReplyDelete"Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics
ReplyDeleteHe snaps back just like elastic
We break pineapples just like matchsticks."
Dedicated to the Twin Towers tonight, with apologies to Elvis Costello.
Terrific performance tonight by Sonny and Pen.
Sure, Toronto fielded one of the worst lineups I have ever seen from a major-league team—and I saw the 1968 Yankees. But hey, 13 shutout innings are about as much as you can ask, and every decent game from Sonny is another step away from Cole Hamels.
And yes, Leinstery is right: we desperately need a JuJu intervention for Sanchez!
ReplyDeleteDuque is miserly with the IJI's. I do not believe Mr. Sanchez is worthy. A player must be seen as actually trying! I am very willing to be proven wrong, however.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.