Waiting for Godot, Guffman, and That Other Guy
Here's a pretty brutal piece in SB Nation on the status of our favorite erstwhile outfielder.
The article traces Ellsbury's non-participation in baseball activities since 2013. Who'da thunk that people other than foaming-at-the-mouth Yankee fans were wondering where Ellsbury went?
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ReplyDeleteThe Cashman sucketh.
ReplyDeleteI never thought that I would have something in common with a professional baseball player under contract...Jacoby and I are both not participating in baseball activities...
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Guffman is a very underrated movie.
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ReplyDeleteWaiting for Guffman, like all the movies written by Christopher Guest and/or made by that particular ensemble (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind) is excellent.
What does a good looking man like that do with all that money??
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ReplyDeleteSecond, I think Ells should use his ill-gotten gains to buy back enormous swaths of land that white people stole from the Indians, and also to buy the Washington Redskins and change their name to the Potomac Honkies. Or, he could buy the Cleveland Indians and change their name to the Cleveland Caucasians. Both, if he can swing it. In either case, a new logo will be needed, so he should make sure it's as stupid and demeaning as possible.
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