Pickles is far better than Sonny.
There are sweet ones, dill ones, sour ones, half sour ones, big ones, small ones and
foreign ones ( eg cornichons ).
Sonny is always a baby faced little kid.
So Pickles is our new guy.
He can play catch with Jesus, if Jesus ever recovers and can hit .200.
Oh, and not drop every third strike.
And run out balls hit into fair territory.
And not gain 40 pounds in a week.
Just saying....
Jesus Pickles! Pickles Jesus!
ReplyDeleteBoston has lost to Tampa, 9-1.
ReplyDeleteThe Beanheads look like crap. They've lost 6 out of 8.
We're 6.5 out, and only 5 in the all-important loss column.
Scoff if you must, even if only for juju purposes. We have 6 left with them. They are no longer the incredible unbeatable Team of Destiny. They have come down to earth.
We have to pour it on the next few weeks.
It's not as crazy as it sounds. I smell blood in the water.
Bowie Kuhn could have eaten my menstral farts on any hot and humid day while he was still living.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, half of Beantown is right now filling their rectums with carbon black in the hopes that the pressure of the pennat race will have them crapping diamonds.
Boston is JuJu afflicted just as all other teams are. Probably moreso if history be correctly read. Allow yourselves (ahem, 13bit) to be sucked in. Open your hearts to the exquisite pain of a close run race and the postseason. I believe the JuJu god's afflict all, but only reward the Worthy. Are we Worthy? Are you?
Pickles and Jesus sounds like a failed 80's detective show.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
And that goes double for Fay Vincent. And cubed for Bud Selig.
ReplyDeleteRailRiders, 1 back with a week and change to play, drop two straight to the IronPigs. But Sanchez arrives tomorrow for the playoff push. No dummy, that Cash.
ReplyDelete"Pickles and Brine" sounds like a bad 70s duo.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe until at least I see a Sancho out there hustling and paying attention in the batter's box.
ReplyDeleteEven the Apostles needed miracles. If I don't see that miracle, at least, I can't believe.
Was nice seeing the Beaners get swept for the first time all year.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, our centerfielder for next year broke the game open today at Shea with a pinch-hit, three-run double.
Sanchez has reportedly lost 10-15 pounds. I thought they sold ice cream sandwiches everywhere.
ReplyDeleteVoit. The Not Bird.
ReplyDeleteNot the Bird! Not the Bird! Not the Bird is the Word!®
ReplyDeleteJohn M, I have ice cream sandwiches in my freezer. Ice cream sandwiches are legion.
ReplyDeleteBut I won't give any to JesusGary GaryJesus.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Sanchez is eating those Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sandwiches. I happen to like to like them...especially the Cool as can be Mint flavor.
ReplyDeleteAHH! AHHH!!! Aha-ah-haaaaa!!
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You said it, Warblist.
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