Porcello has thrown, and this is disgusting, 28 fucking pitches through 3 fucking innings. BUT OH LOOK! Zach Britton is starting an inning. That's good. We wouldn't want him TO BE FUCKING STRESSED OUT BY COMING IN FOR A HIGH FUCKING LEVERAGE FUCKING SITUATION WITH MEN ON FUCKING BASE!!! BUT THAT"S OKAY!!! JUST SERVE UP A FAT FUCKING PITCH TO YOUR FIRST FUCKING HITTER!!!!!
Okay, so Walker was startied, but now we're down four to fucking zip. At what point does the brain-fucking-trust think to put our best young hitter into the line up? Hrrmm?? Boone-y?? Cashy boy?? Dare we poll Sloppy Larry?? Any thoughts?? Anything!?? Anything at all, you fucking miserable stunted in-bred mongers?!?!
Aaron Boone is the WORST FUCKIN manager I've EVER had the displeasure of observing. What a fucking disgrace and a waste of talent. Good coaches elevate what they have and get the most out of they're players. Bad ones have their ace show up late to playoff games, have stud catcher turn in their WORST all around performance at Al. I'm so fucking done. MOON AND THAN CAN BOONE
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821 God bless you I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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Only a fucking moron would start CC for this game.
ReplyDeleteCan we at least struggle while we’re being put down?
ReplyDeletebig blue seats, couches
ReplyDeletereally, so comfortable
to watch the slaughter
@Bill White - another haiku master!
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteMy Haiku:
This game blows.
This season blows.
It really does.
(fooled ya! Did you count the syllables?
Porcello has thrown, and this is disgusting, 28 fucking pitches through 3 fucking innings. BUT OH LOOK! Zach Britton is starting an inning. That's good. We wouldn't want him TO BE FUCKING STRESSED OUT BY COMING IN FOR A HIGH FUCKING LEVERAGE FUCKING SITUATION WITH MEN ON FUCKING BASE!!! BUT THAT"S OKAY!!! JUST SERVE UP A FAT FUCKING PITCH TO YOUR FIRST FUCKING HITTER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA season shorn of joy,
ReplyDeleteloaded with scrotum-sucking.
Fuck you Boone. Fuck you.
Comeback needs to start here. Heart of the order.
ReplyDeleteFUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!
Okay, so Walker was startied, but now we're down four to fucking zip. At what point does the brain-fucking-trust think to put our best young hitter into the line up? Hrrmm?? Boone-y??
ReplyDeleteCashy boy?? Dare we poll Sloppy Larry?? Any thoughts?? Anything!?? Anything at all, you fucking miserable stunted in-bred mongers?!?!
At least Didi came to play!
ReplyDeleteDear Giancarlo.
ReplyDeleteThis is what we got you for.
This at bat.
Aaron Boone is the WORST FUCKIN manager I've EVER had the displeasure of observing. What a fucking disgrace and a waste of talent. Good coaches elevate what they have and get the most out of they're players. Bad ones have their ace show up late to playoff games, have stud catcher turn in their WORST all around performance at Al. I'm so fucking done. MOON AND THAN CAN BOONE
ReplyDeleteThis sucks worse than a Celine Dion Christmas album.
ReplyDeletePorcelain is that weird kid in the neighborhood with the sunken chest. Never though he’d make it this big.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the result we wanted when we traded for you, Giancarlo.
ReplyDeleteYou remember the theory that we got you for one year so we could trade you to the Dodgers and sign Bryce Harper?
That theory is sounding better and better.
If we had Eight Didis and a pitcher I’d take my chances. He has delivered from day one and plays hard.
ReplyDeleteThis sucks worse than Peyton Manning Nationwide commercials on endless loop
ReplyDeleteBarney Miller is on Antenna TV. Another episode coming up at 9:30.
ReplyDeleteJust in case you want to join me and the missus.
Why is Sanchez umping the first base line? I’m confused.
ReplyDeleteWhat BBB said.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya know, they were right. He IS Aaron Fucking Boone.
ReplyDeleteYou think the Dodgers would take Stanton now? *snorts gin through his nose*
ReplyDelete+1 John M
ReplyDeleteapp,
ReplyDeleteThat is alcohol abuse. Have another to atone.
Manhattans are God's antidote to Yankees baseball.
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY reason I am sober is because of my knee surgery and the ready availability of dangerous painkilling drugs on my kitchen table
ReplyDeleteWords you'll never hear, btw...I wish Walker was up.
ReplyDeleteGo for the opiods, APP. You can take them all day long.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteAnything but a DP Gardy. Anything!
ReplyDeleteGLEYBER!!!! GLEYBER!!! GLEYBER!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd now Brett Gardner has another chance to do what he does.
Fucking TBS internet feed keeps knocking out. PISS!
ReplyDeleteGAARRRRDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSacrifice a run in. Ok.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the Braves shit chant?
At least we're not getting shut out anymore. That's how low my expectations and hopes have become.
ReplyDeleteShitfuck!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are at least getting to Porcello
ReplyDeletenew thread
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.