Friday, October 5, 2018

Game thread

Better early than trying to do it plastered.


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153 comments:

  1. TheWinWarblistOctober 5, 2018 at 7:01 PM

    Well played, Sir. Well played.



    Scrotum.

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  2. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 7:09 PM

    Well said, Winnie.

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  3. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 7:22 PM

    The COL/MIL game has been very dramatic. 1-0 MIL B8. I'm all in on Milwaukee.

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  4. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 7:28 PM

    testing testing, one, two, three...

    I'll be checking in from my fortress of solitude, here above the Arctic Circle.

    over and out, Scrotus Testicalus Con Queso

    bzzzzttttt......

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  5. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 7:29 PM

    Rockies have Yankees disease. Can't hit anything. Brewers keep sending out Cy Young.

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  6. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 7:31 PM

    OTOH, Milwaukee can't get a runner in from third with no outs. Twice. And they're working on a third time. Charmed, I'm sure.

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  7. Pocono SteveOctober 5, 2018 at 7:38 PM

    Oh well. We'll only be down 0-1 after this debacle.

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  8. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 7:45 PM

    Sale threw 25 pitches...plan is to work him...

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  9. Pocono SteveOctober 5, 2018 at 7:49 PM

    After Cutch and Judge, I did find it encouraging that we were work some 3-ball counts.

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  10. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    I don't think I can listen to Ron Darling and this other mook. Even the time delay is better.

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  11. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 7:54 PM

    So much for getting Happ to face the RedSox...jeez...

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  12. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 7:54 PM

    Oh shit.

    Defensive pitching sucks, as Suzyn says.

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  13. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 7:55 PM

    Going to bed. See you all in a few months.

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  14. Ken of BrooklynOctober 5, 2018 at 7:55 PM

    OH CRAP!

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  15. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 7:56 PM

    Time for another Percocet

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  16. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 7:58 PM

    The Master said it was a disastrous inning.

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  17. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 7:59 PM

    The 2018 team shows up swinging and striking out.

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  18. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:01 PM

    There goes your no-hitter.

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  19. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:02 PM

    "There's a base hit... it's a foul ball..."

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  20. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:03 PM

    Didi running up the pitch count before whiffing.

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  21. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:05 PM

    Andujar killed that rally...

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  22. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:05 PM

    Bleh.

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  23. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:06 PM

    Already weak execution. Happ has no more room for error

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  24. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:06 PM

    Got them soul-sucking, broken toilet case of diarrhea GIDP blues...

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  25. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:09 PM

    That’s okay, ICS is going to hit a 7-run homer soon.

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  26. BernBabyBernOctober 5, 2018 at 8:12 PM

    Had to miss the first inning, but that's OK, Happ owns the Sox. So, let me see where we're at here ...


    Oh, fuck.

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  27. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:12 PM

    John and Suze say Happ would pitch Game 5, if there is one. Why not the fourth? Tuesday, he should be ready.

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  28. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:12 PM

    broken toilets suck.

    So does the TBS announcing team.

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  29. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:12 PM

    Sorry, Bern.

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  30. TheWinWarblistOctober 5, 2018 at 8:13 PM

    I go to the fucking ER to fuvkfuc see a new fucking patient and it's fucking 3 to fucking 0.

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  31. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:14 PM

    You know what? We can beat these assholes. Happ just has to hold, which I think he can, and these morons need to wake up and start hitting. Even if they win the World Series, we need to hire a completely new coaching staff. Keep all the old coaches on the payroll and put them in an RV and force them to live together for a year on the road in Arizona with no air conditioning.

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  32. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:14 PM

    TV is about one full pitch behind radio.

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  33. el duqueOctober 5, 2018 at 8:14 PM

    If Happ settles down, we've got a shot

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  34. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:14 PM

    It's early yet. Not worried.

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  35. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:15 PM

    Darling is the driest of the Mets booth team. He misses Keith and Gary.

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  36. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:15 PM

    John is explaining why you can't predict baseball.

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  37. Pocono SteveOctober 5, 2018 at 8:15 PM

    Why'd he have to go and give us agita first, tho?

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  38. BernBabyBernOctober 5, 2018 at 8:16 PM

    That's OK, John, if I'm going to miss an inning, that was probably the best one to miss. One less garbage can I'll have to replace die to random kicks.

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  39. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:16 PM

    We can beat these broken-down shitfaces. Have faith, Winnie.

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  40. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:16 PM

    Ditch Darling, he sucks. And I don't mean those old rumors about him.

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  41. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:17 PM

    MLB obviously told the umps to call the strike zone for sale 3 inches outside and low.

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  42. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:18 PM

    Captain Klondike Bar with the situational hitting skillzzzzzzx....

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  43. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:20 PM

    Gleyber walks. Sale is not God. He can be worn out and hit, too.

    46 pitches here in the 3rd, two out.

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  44. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:20 PM

    Fuck. Gleyber is SOOO lucky.

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  45. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:21 PM

    Yep, there's the classic too low strike on Judge.

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  46. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:22 PM

    buck foston!

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  47. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:22 PM

    scrotum!

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  48. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:23 PM

    Got them projectile vomit into my soup bowl broken toilet ground out blues...

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  49. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:23 PM

    OK these guys have to wake up and realize where they are now. They look shellshocked.

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  50. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:23 PM

    SCROTUM

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  51. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:24 PM

    Darling is a fuckwad.

    Grew up in Masshole ville and played for the Mutts.

    What could be lower?

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    1. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:25 PM

      Lower than the old wad of Big Red on my boot heel...

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  52. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:25 PM

    Fuck.

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  53. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:27 PM

    I’m never going to say the word “scrotum” again on this blog after that double.

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  54. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:27 PM

    Lower than whale shit...

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  55. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:28 PM

    Bunt single. Jesus.

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  56. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:28 PM

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  57. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:28 PM

    MENTAL!! MENTAL!! MENTAL MISTAKES! AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!

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  58. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    Bye, Happ.

    Voit coulda had him, he didn't see first was covered.

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  59. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    Let’s just put in Sasha Grey and roll the fucking cosmic dice.

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  60. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    Can't win a championship with lousy defense...

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  61. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    Benintendi just kills the Yanks. All.the.time.

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  62. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:29 PM

    Pickles is not on the roster...

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  63. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:31 PM

    The umps decided this one in the first. Giving sale a two foot wide strike zone with four inches below the knees.

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  64. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:31 PM

    Green.

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  65. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:31 PM

    At this rate there IS NO Game 4 for the Yanks.

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  66. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:31 PM

    Umps never biased at Fenway.

    Well, there's another hit.

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  67. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:34 PM

    Jesus. Almost another Homer.

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  68. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:34 PM

    Got them “somebody made a change purse out of my scrotal sack blues” and I ain’t a gonna be treated this a way....

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  69. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:37 PM

    Hernandez is a lousy ump. Better check this.

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  70. el duqueOctober 5, 2018 at 8:37 PM

    Fuck this. Its iver

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  71. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 8:37 PM

    Time to go drown my sorrows in ice cream and forget about this miserable sport.

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  72. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:38 PM

    First Apple Watches, now telephones....

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  73. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:38 PM

    Benintendi KILLS THE YANKS!

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  74. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:38 PM

    Crybabies don't like high and tight.

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  75. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:39 PM

    Finally.

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  76. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:40 PM

    Well this game is over...

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  77. BernBabyBernOctober 5, 2018 at 8:41 PM

    The Yankees' phone doesn't work. In the playoffs. At Fenway. Imagine that.

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  78. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:41 PM

    Want to know the difference. Of course you do. Here it is. Mookie didn't hesitate to throw to first and almost got Torres. Judge waited just a hair too long to see if Benintendi was really going, and lost the edge. We're going down if we don't wake up.

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  79. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:41 PM

    Only three, six to go. IF they come back, how crushing would that be?

    Sale gone in or at end of sixth, at best. Then the soft underbelly.

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  80. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:44 PM

    John reminded us that last year, we lost the first two to Cleveland, then won. Lost the first two to Houston, and almost won.

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  81. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:45 PM

    Good point, APP.

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  82. TheWinWarblistOctober 5, 2018 at 8:47 PM

    So fucking glad Happ really pitches well fucking against fucking the fucking Sox fuckit.

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  83. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 8:47 PM

    Great AB by Hicks...

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  84. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:47 PM

    Hicks hits. 10 pitches, too.

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  85. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:48 PM

    Happ not so hap tonight.

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  86. TheWinWarblistOctober 5, 2018 at 8:49 PM

    Well said Rufus.

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  87. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:49 PM

    Porcelain groin Hicks.

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  88. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:50 PM

    We can ill afford to lose Hicks at this point. Oh shit...........

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  89. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:50 PM

    Umps are calling this for the league office.

    Strikes SIX FUCKING INCHES OFF THE PLATE called for sale.

    The league office obviously wants this to be a five game series.
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  90. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:51 PM

    Gardy takes over. Time for an old guy to become a legend if he ignites the offense. Or defense. I

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  91. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:51 PM

    Rufus you need one of my Percocets. Or maybe three

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  92. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:51 PM

    Nice tirade.

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  93. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:52 PM

    What the fuck. Just watch game five. The fucking asshole league office wants that, so the umps will make sure.

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  94. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:55 PM

    Sick inches below the knees. Strike Three!

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  95. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:55 PM

    We need to get Sale up to 80 pitches here. He's losing velocity already.

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  96. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:56 PM

    Rufus, what are you drinking? I want some

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  97. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:56 PM

    He'll have to hit a ball six inches outside and six inches low for a home run in order for the Yankees to score.

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  98. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 8:56 PM

    Get him NOW MIggy!

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  99. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:57 PM

    Bombay Sapphire martini followed by sav. blanc.

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  100. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:57 PM

    I'm just so fucking pissed at the league for making the umps biased.

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  101. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:58 PM

    BUCK Foston!

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  102. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:58 PM

    74 pitches after four. Be good to get him out in five.

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  103. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:59 PM

    Nice martini. Best gin there is, omo.

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  104. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 8:59 PM

    How can you hit a fucking pitch a FOOT outside?

    The umps are giving that to sale.

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  105. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 8:59 PM

    Imo

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  106. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:00 PM

    Come on, Jake. It's Fenway.

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  107. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:04 PM

    Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

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  108. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:05 PM

    Green isn't exactly masterful today.

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  109. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:05 PM

    Walking the Mook

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  110. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 9:07 PM

    To get to Benintendi. Good call.

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  111. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:09 PM

    And got him.

    We need to wear Sale out this inning. He's not up to snuff on stamina, methinks.

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  112. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:09 PM

    Buck Foston!

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  113. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:11 PM

    Need to light him up.

    ...but that's kinda hard with a three foot wide strike zone. People not named AnDUjar don't hit that well in those circumstances.

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  114. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:11 PM

    Rufus, my good fellow, there is no need for decorum here. FUCK BOSTON

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  115. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:12 PM

    ICS comes through!

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  116. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:13 PM

    Got them ice cream sandwich spoiled orange juice spilled milk dog shit croissant Sanchez is a piece of crap ground out number 2 blues...

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  117. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:13 PM

    80. They're not exactly wearing him out.

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  118. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:14 PM

    9 fucking pitches. Fucking motherfucking fuckheads.

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  119. ranger_lpOctober 5, 2018 at 9:14 PM

    This is like watching paint dry...

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  120. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:15 PM

    OK 13Bit.

    FUCK BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!

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  121. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:15 PM

    Not if it was the last vaginalike city on Earth.

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  122. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:16 PM

    Yes, there is no need to restrain ourselves tonight. That would be asking too much from this crew. I guess there will be no juju intervention tonight. I’m going to walk the dog and 15 minutes and meditate by the World War I doughboy statue near me. I’m going to think about sacrifice, focus, and what really counts.

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  123. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM

    We’re talking about the back door, John M

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  124. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM

    Lynn. Eek.

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  125. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:17 PM

    If there is a god, he will bring the automated strike zone next year.

    This umpiring sucks.

    No it SUCKS!

    No, IT SUCKS!

    NO,

    IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!

    Did I mention that the umpiring really sucks?

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  126. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:18 PM

    Oh, sorry, 13bit. That's different.

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  127. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:18 PM

    Rufus, what are you trying to say?

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  128. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:19 PM

    Gotta love the 'hoosegow'.

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  129. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:20 PM

    I am told that the Apollo astronauts looked at Fenway from space and said “that looks like a gigantic asshole in the middle of Boston.“ I have that on good word from Mission Control. I have actually been against the automated strike zone until tonight. This is an abomination.

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  130. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:20 PM

    Hoosegow is a great old word.

    Awry is good, too, but less colorful.

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  131. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:20 PM

    John M,

    I think I mean the umpiring really, really, fucking sucks. Like absolute vacuum through a perforated pipe sucks.

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  132. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:21 PM

    Automate. Fire a few umps.

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  133. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:21 PM

    Oh, I see what you're saying.

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  134. BernBabyBernOctober 5, 2018 at 9:22 PM

    You know, as miserable as this game has been so far, we've still got 4 innings left, and we're only down 5. Not to sound like an optimist or anything, but in this crappy little bandbox-that-looks-like-a-parking-garage park, that ain't all that much.

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  135. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:22 PM

    13bit, are you sure they didn't say festering boil?

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  136. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:24 PM

    They can all go to their hotel tonight and look into the abyss, then decide whether or not they are going to play like champions or drown like rats.

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  137. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:24 PM

    John M,

    Fire the one behind the plate tonight, and all the other ones that 'want to be the focus of the game'

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  138. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:24 PM

    My point exactly, Bern. The key is getting rid of Sale.

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  139. thecontrarianOctober 5, 2018 at 9:25 PM

    I don't see either manager chirping at the ump on the strike zone. Usually if it's that bad the managers let them know. What I DO see is failure to adjust to the strike zone, however shitty it might be.

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  140. BernBabyBernOctober 5, 2018 at 9:25 PM

    THEY JUST REFERRED TO JOHN STERLING AS "THE GREAT JOHN STERLING"!!!

    These announcers still suck, but at least they got one thing right.

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  141. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:25 PM

    You can't spell Trump without Ump.

    Think about it.

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  142. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:26 PM

    Rufus, they might have mentioned festering boil and they might have mentioned bloody hemorrhoids, but there was a lot of static on the line and there is some debate at Mission Control about what exactly they said. What has been established beyond a doubt, though, is that they all started vomiting into their space bags while they were discussing this serious issue.

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  143. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:27 PM

    We need somebody to start a new game thread. This one needs to end.

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  144. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:28 PM

    You hear guys like this, making good money doing TV games, and any criticism of Sterling goes out the window. He and Susan give a fair assessment, and they have personality. Not like these mortician mouths.

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  145. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:28 PM

    God bless NASA. They are very observant.

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  146. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:30 PM

    “Mortician mouth” is a good praise. I was driving across country years ago and the only way I could listen to games was on SIRIUS and, at that time, you only got the home team announcers. When they played Boston, I kept thinking how did those assholes sounded in the Boston booth.

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  147. 13bitOctober 5, 2018 at 9:31 PM

    Phrase not praise

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  148. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:31 PM

    New thread

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  149. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 5, 2018 at 9:35 PM

    Blogger 13bit said...

    We need somebody to start a new game thread. This one needs to end.

    Hope it wasn't something I said...

    Actually, I don't care.

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  150. JMOctober 5, 2018 at 9:36 PM

    New thread anyhoo

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  151. 13bitOctober 6, 2018 at 11:07 AM

    It wasn't what you said, Ruf. I thought it might change our luck. Clearly, it made no difference. Having a crisis of faith today.

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