Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Three innings down: Why do I get the feeling that our bats have said, "Good night!"

I don't think two runs will win this game.

22 comments:

  1. Looked too easy in the first.

    We're giving them too many chances and wasting too many Sevy pitches.

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  2. Austria's Only Baseball FanOctober 3, 2018 at 9:18 PM

    DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!

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  3. The Yankees are carrying 9 relievers on the roster.

    The A's I believe are carrying 22.

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  4. Austria's Only Baseball FanOctober 3, 2018 at 9:20 PM

    Who's warming up? Any good omens?

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  5. TO THE TIUNE OF "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN"

    this is when he SHITS THE BED, SHITS THE BED, SHITS THE BED
    this is when he SHITS THE BED
    NOW WE'RE FUCKED

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  6. Boone just failed the test, even if Sevy gets out of it.

    Fuck you, one-hit wonder Boone

    Suck my balls.

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  7. Betances up ... 78 pitches for Severino and it's only the fourth.

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  8. There is a binder behind Boone. Slim but a binder all the same.

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  9. I never doubted him. Sevy is sexy.

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  10. O ye of little faith. But weneed more runs. MORE RUNS!

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  11. Ball in the dirt! Good thing Captain Klondike Bar was there.

    He got out of it. I'm taking the dog for a walk. My constitution cannot handle this shit. I will look north, towards the Bronx.

    Scrotum and out, my people

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  12. 7 Ks and no hits through 4 for Sevy .... but 4 walks and 80 pitches.

    Soooooooooooooo, I'm guessing that we're probably not getting a complete game out of him.

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  13. Austria's Only Baseball FanOctober 3, 2018 at 9:33 PM

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