Here is how he goes about such things:
If he is remotely serious.....if he trades the kid who broke Joe DiMaggio's rookie records in hitting....we need to put an apple on Brian's bald head, tie on our own blindfolds, and let the flechettes fly.
Bad enough that Boone benched him so we could lose to Boston. Has anyone looked into Aaron's bank records to see if ungodly deposits went in after that game? Before that game?
I am sick of this entire charade.
This Yankee ownership, and the management in place, is just as awful as the government in Riyadh.
They are violating the human rights of baseball.
Time for the underclass to rise up with slings and arrows.
Down with royal families everywhere.
The people rule.
Don't you dare move Andujar, Cashman.
ReplyDeleteMcCutchen to the Phillies for 50 Million.
ReplyDeleteoh darn
Does Brian know baseball or is he simply going to make a move so as to "make a splash?"
ReplyDeleteHe's a dude who should be in the marketing department. We need some broken down ex-infielder there who has a metal rod in his shin from a catastrophic slide in the 1970s. We need a baseball guy doing this shit. There's nothing worse than somebody who thinks he's smarter than the other people in the room.
Go climb up the wall and fly away, Spidey. So sad to rail here, knowing that Hal is in Florida, having sex with a cantaloupe and could care less about whether the Yankees win or not.
Cashman needs a handful of shirken thrown into his crotch. Randy Levine needs to work for Trump.
ReplyDeleteRIGHT ON THE MONEY 13 BIT!
ReplyDeleteCash-Puss says he can't trade Gleyber because he needs to be able to "walk the streets of New York"; well, I have a feeling he will not be any safer there if he dares to trade Andujar.
ReplyDeleteAlong with many of you, I will certainly be sending very, very nasty wishes his way, should he be so stupid as to trade Andujar - - for ANY damned pitcher out there. A starter can help his team only every few days, at best...Miggy, the rightful AL Rookie of the Year, helped our team nearly every day he played.
Fire Cashman - - and his whole stupid bunch of coaches, before he can do further damage to this team. Having rooted for them and followed them now for 63 years plus, I think I am justified in feeling this strongly. LB (No J)
testing 1 2 3...
ReplyDeleteI agree with everyone here. Don't mess with Andujar. Fire Cashman and Boone instead.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, fire Levine, Cashman and Boone. Then force Cheapskate Hal to sell the Yankees and go back to Cleveland.
Even that fair city isn't small market enough for the likes of Cheapskate Hal. His milltown boss mentality has no home in NYC.
I feel, for once, a deep gratitude to all the fielding stats freaks.
ReplyDeleteRight now, their idiotic overemphasis on a bunch of statistics involving plays that never happened is probably all that is keeping El Matador in NYC. There are probably half-a-dozen GMs with their hands stayed only by some assistant half-buried in computer printouts going, "No, no! Andujar is the worst fielder EVER! He'll destroy your team just like Jeter destroyed the old Yankees!"
Sooooo true, Hoss. LB (No J)
ReplyDelete"Down with royal families everywhere".
ReplyDeleteAs a humble subject of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, I take offense to this revolutionary line.
Our benevolent King, His Majesty King Willem-Alexander and his gorgeous (and may I add very fruitful Argentinian soil as well) wife Queen Maxima do not deserve to be butchered on the altar of hatred directed to the Boy Heir Apparent and his appendix Cooperstown Cashman.
That said, why not be a little more optimistic. I mean it could end up like this
Kluber, Tanaka, Severino, CC, Happ, Paxton
Realmuto
Machado
Torres/Sir Didi
Torres/??
Bird/Voit
Judge
Hicks
Gardner/Red Thunder
Stanton DH
Never will there be another wildcard winner
Long live the King
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Hip hip hooray
Urban Farmer, if only that lineup could come to be.
ReplyDeleteI'd still trade Hicks while he's worth something after last year and sign Harper. Who plays center? Who cares? The guy bats lefty and we have this short porch thing going on...
Or it could be like this;
ReplyDeleteGardener
Walker
Sanchez
Judge
Stanton
Bird
Hicks
Torres
Wade/Didi
With a pitching staff of Gray, CC, Tanaka, Montgomery, Severino, and Paxton
ASNd we can become the forever wildcard aspirant.
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.