I have returned, only marginally worse for wear.
It snowed in the desert.
My left arm and hand have little feeling, due to the rock I collided with.
But the water did not run out.
Back in civilization, I turned on MLB TV which station, of course, would be showing the World Champion red Sox game.
The announcers were so unctuous and pathetically partial, I nearly went back to the Sonora.
Here was my baseball experience;
1. The yankees were already ahead 3-0.
2. I missed the activity ( including the HR ) that got them there.
3. I got to watch Boston nickel and dime their way back to a 6-3 lead.
4. I saw Red Thunder strike out...looking unprepared.
5. I saw a bevy of relief pitchers suck eggs ( you can send that Harvey person home today ).
6. I saw a chance for the team to tie the game or take a lead, but no one got the clutch hit.
It seemed horribly familiar.
The only way out of this mess - 20 years of suckitude with one Series win - is for us to suck. To suck early, hard and continuously until Booney and Casey get canned. I know it’s not honorable and I know it’s a pipe dream, but it’s the truth.
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