1. Severino - " It's going to be tough for a little bit."
2. Sabathia - " I'll likely start the season on the injured list" ( recovering from two surgeries).
3. Hicks - " My back is progressing."
4. Boone - " I am confident in our rotation depth."
5. Rothschild- " Don't believe anything that ingrate ( Sonny Gray) has to say about me and sinkers."
5. Duque - " Are you shitting me??!!"
6. Mustang - " Our top 30 prospects begin to appear after about 500 players on other teams have been listed."
7. Alphonso - " There was a special today at Costco's on Gentleman Jack, so I filled my trunk."
8. Gary ICS-anchez looks like shit this spring and all indicators point to him continuing to look like shit throughout the season.
ReplyDeleteGood thing we have a veteran backup catcher to mentor...oh wait nevermind
9. Gardy is peaking as an athlete
ReplyDelete10. Fuckers!!
ReplyDelete11. Through the scrotal prism...
ReplyDelete12. I GOTTA GET TO COSTCO.
ReplyDelete13. I JUST FOUND OUT NOW, AT 5:30 AM (OF COURSE I CAN'T SLEEP TONIGHT), THAT WE ALL NOW KNOW WHY HALIGATOR SKIMPED THIS OFF-SEASON.
ReplyDeleteHE FULLY BOUGHT BACK THE YES NETWORK TO THE TUNE OF 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS.
I GUESS THE FRANCHISE IS DOING OK, HUH?
Keuchel. Why they wouldn't is unbelievable to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd there it is, ALL-CAP.
ReplyDeleteWasn't it Doug K. who first figured out this was why Hal was not really trying?
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