But we have such depth just built-in to our roster.
Thank god that 4-D chess master Cashman the Magnificent is running the show, backed up by the limitless reserves of Lord Hal the Munificent.
We are the luckiest fans on the face of the earth, unlike the tribe that prays to the Evil Dolan.
Onward, O' Death Star, onward! Fire your mighty engines and fly through the galaxy, effortlessly propelled to yet another World Series championship!
We are so lucky to have these REAL men in charge. REAL men, I tell you. Those poor Sawx up Beanville must be quaking in their diapers. Those poor fuckers. What do THEY know of winning? When was the last time THAT cursed franchise ever won? WE ARE THE MIGHTY YANKEES. We bleed glory and piss righteousness. We shit homer runs and ejaculate RBIs. We are the MASTERS OF THE FUCKING BASEBALL UNIVERSE.
Just plug in one of the bounty of future all-fucking stars from our INCOMPARABLY DEEP PHARM SYSTEM into the lineup. He'll be BETTER than Andu...andu..and-WHO? We don't need luck. We make our own luck. We manufacturer victories from molecules, from the building blocks of the universe.
THANK GOD FOR OUR COACHING, TRAINING AND CONDITIONING STAFFS. Where other teams suffer injuries, we skate by, immune from tweaks, pulls, blips and bullets. Our highly-trained staff KEEPS US HEALTHY and ensures that we are always big and strong, drinking our Ovaltine every inning from the cooler in the dugout.
I retire to my lonely bed, filled with my harem, content in the knowledge that WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
THE FUNNY THING IS COOP AND HAL WONT GET ANY BLAME FOR THIS DISASTER.
IT WILL ALL BE BLAMED ON THESE "FREAK OF NATURE" CLUSTER OF INJURIES...("BAD BREAKS").
WE ARE 2-2, WHICH MEANS NOTHING.
.....BUT HOW IS IT THAT I AM ALREADY AS MAD AS I HAVE EVER BEEN THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON?
HAL SHOULD BE MAD TOO....WHY?...LETS RECAP JUST A BIT.
COOP CONVINCED HAL WE DIDN'T NEED HARPER OR MACHADO AND WE COULD WIN WITHOUT EITHER.
HE CONVINCED HIM OF CHEAPER, SMARTER, ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO GO.
AARON HICKS FOR $70 MILLION (INSTEAD OF HARPER FOR OVER $300 MILLION).
DJ LEMAHIUE FOR $24 MILLION (INSTEAD OF MACHADO FOR $300 MILLION).
BRITTON, AND OTTAVINO FOR $75 MILLION (INSTEAD OF WHAT KEUCHEL WANTS- CLOSE TO $100 MILLION).
SO NOW, WE HAVE A GUY NAMED TAUCHMAN POSSIBLY PLAYING REGULARLY (WHEN COOP SAID IN SPRING TRAINING "WE HAVE 6 OUTFIELDERS" )- POSTURING HOW WE DIDN'T NEED HARPER.
WE HAVE COOP'S ANSWER TO MACHADO IN THE COMBO OF TULOWITSKI AND LEMAHIUE. (BEAR IN MIND, LEMAHIUE IS NOT A 3RD BASEMAN).
WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS WE LOOK LIKE A STALE TEMPERATURE, FUCKING MESS RIGHT NOW.
A SHITTY PILE OF PLAY-DOH.
IF I WAS HAL, AND KEEP SEEING NOTHING BUT, "BAD BREAK", "BAD BREAK", "BAD BREAK", YET EVERY "BAD BREAK" IS COSTING ME MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, WHEN DOES HE SAY, "WAIT A MINUTE!...I AM SICK OF ALL THESE "BAD BREAKS!...SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE!"- HIS FATHER SURE WOULD HAVE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
THIS OFF SEASON, ESPECIALLY, TO ME, TOTALLY HAD THE FEEL OF COOP CASHMAN JUST RUNNING AMOK AND DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTED, WITH BARELY A CHECK-IN FROM HAL.
....AND NOW, ONLY 4 FUCKING GAMES INTO THE SEASON, WE ARE REAPING WHAT THAT LITTLE FUCKING ELF HAS SOWED.
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I guess all of Hell's lying is finally catching up with him. You do bad, bad will come to you!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut we have such depth just built-in to our roster.
ReplyDeleteThank god that 4-D chess master Cashman the Magnificent is running the show, backed up by the limitless reserves of Lord Hal the Munificent.
We are the luckiest fans on the face of the earth, unlike the tribe that prays to the Evil Dolan.
Onward, O' Death Star, onward! Fire your mighty engines and fly through the galaxy, effortlessly propelled to yet another World Series championship!
We are so lucky to have these REAL men in charge. REAL men, I tell you. Those poor Sawx up Beanville must be quaking in their diapers. Those poor fuckers. What do THEY know of winning? When was the last time THAT cursed franchise ever won? WE ARE THE MIGHTY YANKEES. We bleed glory and piss righteousness. We shit homer runs and ejaculate RBIs. We are the MASTERS OF THE FUCKING BASEBALL UNIVERSE.
Just plug in one of the bounty of future all-fucking stars from our INCOMPARABLY DEEP PHARM SYSTEM into the lineup. He'll be BETTER than Andu...andu..and-WHO? We don't need luck. We make our own luck. We manufacturer victories from molecules, from the building blocks of the universe.
THANK GOD FOR OUR COACHING, TRAINING AND CONDITIONING STAFFS. Where other teams suffer injuries, we skate by, immune from tweaks, pulls, blips and bullets. Our highly-trained staff KEEPS US HEALTHY and ensures that we are always big and strong, drinking our Ovaltine every inning from the cooler in the dugout.
I retire to my lonely bed, filled with my harem, content in the knowledge that WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
Time to lower that 2019 average win total.
ReplyDeleteLook, it's not a problem, right?
ReplyDeleteSo Harper fills in for Stanton. So Machado takes over for Andujar. So Corbin and Kuchel pick up for Sevvy and CC. Or we bring up Sheffield.
No harm, no foul.
Wait, what?
THE FUNNY THING IS COOP AND HAL WONT GET ANY BLAME FOR THIS DISASTER.
ReplyDeleteIT WILL ALL BE BLAMED ON THESE "FREAK OF NATURE" CLUSTER OF INJURIES...("BAD BREAKS").
WE ARE 2-2, WHICH MEANS NOTHING.
.....BUT HOW IS IT THAT I AM ALREADY AS MAD AS I HAVE EVER BEEN THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON?
HAL SHOULD BE MAD TOO....WHY?...LETS RECAP JUST A BIT.
COOP CONVINCED HAL WE DIDN'T NEED HARPER OR MACHADO AND WE COULD WIN WITHOUT EITHER.
HE CONVINCED HIM OF CHEAPER, SMARTER, ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO GO.
AARON HICKS FOR $70 MILLION (INSTEAD OF HARPER FOR OVER $300 MILLION).
DJ LEMAHIUE FOR $24 MILLION (INSTEAD OF MACHADO FOR $300 MILLION).
BRITTON, AND OTTAVINO FOR $75 MILLION (INSTEAD OF WHAT KEUCHEL WANTS- CLOSE TO $100 MILLION).
SO NOW, WE HAVE A GUY NAMED TAUCHMAN POSSIBLY PLAYING REGULARLY (WHEN COOP SAID IN SPRING TRAINING "WE HAVE 6 OUTFIELDERS" )- POSTURING HOW WE DIDN'T NEED HARPER.
WE HAVE COOP'S ANSWER TO MACHADO IN THE COMBO OF TULOWITSKI AND LEMAHIUE. (BEAR IN MIND, LEMAHIUE IS NOT A 3RD BASEMAN).
WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS WE LOOK LIKE A STALE TEMPERATURE, FUCKING MESS RIGHT NOW.
A SHITTY PILE OF PLAY-DOH.
IF I WAS HAL, AND KEEP SEEING NOTHING BUT, "BAD BREAK", "BAD BREAK", "BAD BREAK", YET EVERY "BAD BREAK" IS COSTING ME MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, WHEN DOES HE SAY, "WAIT A MINUTE!...I AM SICK OF ALL THESE "BAD BREAKS!...SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE!"- HIS FATHER SURE WOULD HAVE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
THIS OFF SEASON, ESPECIALLY, TO ME, TOTALLY HAD THE FEEL OF COOP CASHMAN JUST RUNNING AMOK AND DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTED, WITH BARELY A CHECK-IN FROM HAL.
....AND NOW, ONLY 4 FUCKING GAMES INTO THE SEASON, WE ARE REAPING WHAT THAT LITTLE FUCKING ELF HAS SOWED.
MADDER THAN HELL.
Hello i am here to spread this good news to the entire world on how i got my ex love back.I was going crazy when my love left me for another girl last month,But when i meet a friend that introduce me to DR IROSI the great messenger to the oracle that he serve,I narrated my problem to DR IROSI about how my ex love left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company.He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect.He told me what i need to do,After it was been done,In the next 2 days,My love called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my love called me to be pleading for forgiveness,I was called for interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the managing director..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact DR IROSI at the following email address DRIROSISOLUTIONCENTER@GMAIL.COM and get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct on DRIROSISOLUTIONCENTER@GMAIL.COM or call his mobile number or add him up on whatsapp via (+2348118829771). and get your problems solve like me.
ReplyDeleteI has suffered for Human papillomavirus HPV) for 2years, I was given some tablets at the hospital but I refused to take it, They said I have to be on it for life so I don't want take a drugs everyday for life. No point in taking medicine everyday when u won't get cure from it and I was advice to seek for natural herbal cure, after some time I found dr onokun is the most trustful herbalist that have herbs to cure wicked symptom's,I emailed dr onokun, for 2weeks been his patient he cured my (HPV) with his herbal. I only used his natural herbs for two weeks it was 100% cure. I'm not (HPV) patient anymore. I'm happy about it i finally got cured out of this mess been in my body for 2years. I also recommend you if you're living with (HPV) or herpes symptoms i also want you to be free contact dr onokun with the email attach to my post. Dronokunherbalcure@gmail.com
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.