1. Strikeout. Line out. Line out.
2. Strikeout. Strikeout. Single. Walk. Pop out.
3. Strikeout. Double. Single (run). Strikeout. Walk. Ground out.
4. Strikeout. Strikeout. Pop out.
5. Strikeout. Pop out. Walk. Strikeout.
6. Error. Strikeout. Strikeout. Single. Strikeout.
7. Strikeout. Strikeout. Strikeout.
8. Walk. Strikeout. Strikeout. Caught stealing.
9. Ground out. Strikeout. Ground out.
Fuck the Yankees. I’m trading baseball for dope smoking.
ReplyDeleteBJPB...you do realize than you CAN do both?
ReplyDeleteI know strikeouts are up the last few years in MLB and last year's 22% set a record. But 18 times today? 65 times in 6 games (11 strikeouts per game average). What the fuck! how do you move runners over or score runs when you can't make contact? This is totally unacceptable!
ReplyDeleteGreat team, Hell. What did you say earlier,,,"this is a championship-caliber team". Fuckin liar!!
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you try to fucking put a team together with Bondo...
ReplyDeleteI'm with Beauregard.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to watch.
Five minutes can be a lifetime if you are being tortured. Or sitting next to one of those cars with a boom box blasting and thumping. Or having an attack of IBS on the subway, as the train sits south of 59th street waiting for a signal.
Worse; watching Brett Gardner work a 15 pitch at bat, which lasts north of five minutes, only to strike out. The endless, uncontrolled and predictable banter of the broadcasters ( not John & Suszy ) is designed to grate. And then, Gardy grabs his bat and storms off, having just wasted everyone's time. In real time, in baseball terms, nothing happened. The entire experience is nothing. Nothing to see and nothing gained. A blank screen.
At least when Stanton is healthy, the strikeouts happen quickly. He'll lash out at anything thrown. Hitting, of course, nothing.
It is not possible to watch the Yankees den this and be glad you are a fan.
So get stoned and listen to Beethoven. Put cucumbers over your eyes.
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