This Holy Father says;
1. CC will not make it through 4 innings.
2. ( Fill in this blank yourselves.)
3. The bullpen will give up the game.
4. Another tweak will be mentioned.
5. Altar boys can come to my summer camp.
I am truly hopeful that the Yankees are destined to lose out the season.
Winning will not be good for this team.
Suzyn just said that in 12 of their 13 games the bullpen has been handed the lead. When the "strength" of your team is an abject failure, you should be fired Cashman.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: How do you get a nun pregnant?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Carl,
ReplyDeleteThe priest that baptized me had a 'housekeeper' for over 40 years. An Austrian woman.
I guess he was old school.
On an unrelated note, red suck pitching is so bad that Chris Davis just got a clean single to right. Their bench erupted. If only Yankee fans had something meaningful like that to cheer for.
Particularly pious prelates used to be sure to hire ugly or older women to be their housekeepers, just to pre-empt any rumors.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly, Cardinal Spellman used to fill "The Powerhouse"—his residence at St. Pat's—with drop-dead gorgeous young women, to counter rumors that he, as my mother used to say, "walked on the other side of the street."
Cardinal Spellman should be thrown into a brier patch. Or a wood chipper. Or a molten glass furnace.
ReplyDeleteSo Spellman "wore" several beards. Did Bess Myerson visit him too?
ReplyDeleteInteresting reference. Did you know, nobody ever found a "Vote for Cuomo Not the Homo" sign?
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing may have been a David Garth invention. This is one tough political town.
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