All right, Dr. Pangloss here, to give you the best case scenario come September.
The team is surging toward the postseason. Everything is clicking. The lineup is, say:
Hicks, CF
El Matador, 3B
The Judge, RF
Voit, 1B
Stanton, DH
Frazier, LF
El Conquistador, 2B
Sir Didi, SS
Sancho, C
Mmm, not bad, eh?
But with just 12 position players, what's the bench?
Gardy, The General, and Lettuce.
Not a whole heckuva lot. And really, not much that helps us.
Sure, LeMahieu could be nice to put in during the late innings for Andujar, and maybe Gardy could pinch-run. But if Hicks, Frazier, and Judge are well, we won't really need his glove. Roman will be there mostly as catastrophe insurance. He doesn't hit OR catch better than Sancho.
We need room for a Gio U., or maybe a Ford.
We can only do that with a "mere" 12 pitchers on the roster.
Tanaka
Paxton
Happ
CC
German
Cessa
Holder
Ottavino
Green (assuming he's back)
Toonces (assuming he's back)
Britton
Chapman
Lot of assumptions in there. And maybe Sevvy will be back.
But otherwise, is the addition of Tarpley/ Kahnle/ Harvey/ Loisaiga really going to make the difference?
We're so great, we can do anything! We can win it all. I trust Brian and I worship Hal. Aside from his haircut, Randy Levine is a great soul. The highly-trained professionals on the conditioning and coaching staffs are going to ensure that we will cross the finish line -- in November! - rested and in great shape. I am so proud of our boys in pinstripes for displaying such hustle and talent. Oh my, I must go rest among the huckleberry bushes now and lay my head on some soft moss while I dream of the Yankee-dominated future.
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El Conquistador looks openly frustrated today, after his first, ineffectual at-bat. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a hitting coach!
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ReplyDeleteAnd the bad news keeps coming in. Frazier for an MRI. Stanton, it seems, has "a residual shoulder injury" now. Which might not be such bad news. Unless Frazier can't play. Wade seems completely lost in left field tonight, having let 2 routine fly balls already drop in. Defense breaking down in general—while Angels' journeyman Pena completely dominates this lineup.
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