Who Will The yankees Sweep Next?

Something there is that doesn't love a broom:



Is it possible that the Yankees won't win another game?

It could happen, folks.

We can't hit, strike out all the time, bungle throws, get picked off base, turn outs into doubles, convert potential assists into opponent runs, show little hustle or desire, and have most of our long-term contract, big money players in the hospital or chewing pumpkin seeds and watching.

We might have just initiated the longest losing streak in league history.

We should sew a broom emblem on our sleeves.  Like the lightening bolt in " The Natural."  Provide a memory chip for losing.

I could not sleep last night because of this vision;

Frazier had unleashed a perfect throw to third base, well ahead of the runner, to the awaiting Yankee pitcher who was covering the bag.  Out of nowhere, Torres raced over and caught the ball rolling, due to his momentum, toward the third base coaching box.  The pitcher tagged the runner only to discover that he did not, in fact, have the ball.  Torres had it, which allowed the runner to be safe.

It was an athletic play by Torres that was:

1.  Unnecessary
2.  Proved he wasn't looking
3.  Totally fucked up the play
4.  Made the Yankees look like un-coached clowns.
5.  Embarrassed the franchise.
6.  Made all the highlight reels ( for the opposing team and the red sox).

I am ordering 11,000 brooms from Taiwan.  Send me your orders.

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