Word is that Big Papi has been shot in the D.R. Reports vary as to whether it was at a night club or an amusement center, and even as to whether it was in the back or the leg.
But they do mostly agree that he was taken to a hospital, and it doesn't seem to be fatal.
Terrible thing.
If they can't agree whether it was the leg or back ... that means it was in the butt. Just a medical guess, but Big Papi was shot in the Big Butt.
ReplyDeleteHope he's out of danger.
Shot in the back, from what I saw, bullet went right through.
ReplyDeleteI mean, the guy was a pain in our ass, but this sucks.
The DR not exactly cementing a place in the hearts of tourists these days.
I was so hoping for the butt.
ReplyDeleteHERE'S THE PROOF THAT REGGIE JACKSON WAS NOT A "CLUTCH" CAREER PLAYER.
ReplyDeleteTotal career slash line (11,418 plate appearances):
.262/.356/.490/.846
Career slash line for 2 outs and RISP (1,416 PA):
.252/.378/.473/.851
Career slash line for late and close (1,847 PA):
.251/.352/.452/.864
Essentially no difference between Jackson's overall career numbers and overall numbers in clutch situations. SUCK ON THAT, MORONS!
So--I've not only proved that Reggie Jackson did not possess some magical "clutch" quality over the entirety of his career, but that Rufus T. Firely and All-Craps are just DUMB FUCKS--the latter proposition being really self-evident.
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I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
I’m Stat Boy!
I just got off of my shift at The Pizza Pit. Mommy had a sandwich waiting for me in my basement apartment and I ate it. Then I picked my zits and changed out of my cool orange and red uniform. After I attempted to sooth my onanism, I decided the world should know of the depth of my baseball knowledge. I’m Stat Boy, and the world should pay for me being such a loser!
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