A sports hernia is a painful, soft tissue injury that occurs in the groin area. It most often occurs during sports that require sudden changes of direction or intense twisting movements. Although a sports hernia may lead to a traditional, abdominal hernia, it is a different injury.
It's easy to prove that Hal does not give a shit. (I'm just not going to mention this game here while it's going on)
Here's how:
IF you sat around all day wondering how to make the Yankees better, and IF you had literally billions of dollars, and IF you actually owned the team, and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE A FAN, you would do whatever it took.
That's why George was George. I'm not saying George was a saint. He may, in fact, have been composed of sparser moral fiber than Hal - although the bar is low here - but George gave a shit. He was a fan. He wanted to win. I know, I'm boring as fuck. I'm going to walk the dog. Wake me when it's over.
The Master and Suzyn seemed very briefly to allude to ChappyQuitIt not being warmed up; seemed to think that was why Gardner came to the plate. It made no sense and still doesn't, unless buying ten seconds makes sense. I sat on the step listening and draining a partial Natty and may have heard it or interpreted it all wrong.
A win is a win, and a win against these fuckers is like three wins. Hug that door casing, Alphonso...and drink something if the need arises.
A great sweep on the day. But how strange the turnabout! Very weird.
Anyway, terrific!
EE is too bad...but we get to see how Ford/McBroom can do with an extended try—something we apparently were never going to get without this.
And losing Hicks again would be too bad...but it seems that we will only see The Red Menace again with these sorts of injuries.
Again, hate to see anyone injured. But if they HAD been well, Coops would've started Drury and Neil Walker last spring, and left El Matador and El Conquistador in the minors for yet another season. It seems that we will ONLY get to see young players if someone gets injured.
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Those dirty rats ..
ReplyDeleteBig win this afternoon. Every Yankee win is a big win.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Hal.
ReplyDeleteEvery fuck you Hal is a big fuck you Hal.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the props, JM.
ReplyDeleteI'm excited at the prospect of the Ketchup Socks picking up a full week of losses tonight.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Hal with the frozen, bitterly cold head of Ted Williams.
It's official. EE to the IL with a fractured wrist. Where art thou Le Grande Rouge? Where art thou?
ReplyDeleteUp comes Frazier!
ReplyDeleteI hope.
They're bringing up Ford. Fucking hell. Must be because of Voit's injury.
ReplyDeleteA sports hernia is a painful, soft tissue injury that occurs in the groin area. It most often occurs during sports that require sudden changes of direction or intense twisting movements. Although a sports hernia may lead to a traditional, abdominal hernia, it is a different injury.
ReplyDeleteShitfuck.
ReplyDeleteGleyber!!
ReplyDeleteMaybin!!
ReplyDeleteHe's been pretty bad since coming back. That was great.
ReplyDeleteThen he fucks up big time. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteNo chance Adams.
ReplyDeleteWill Judge ever stop flailing at that low and outside pitch? Ever?
ReplyDeleteChance Adams should have been traded two off seasons ago, when he still had value. And no, Judge will flail until the end of time.
ReplyDeleteGreat play by the General.
ReplyDeleteGLEYBER!!!
ReplyDeleteGleyber day!
ReplyDeleteThe kid is amazing.
ReplyDeleteAs the Master reminded us, he's only 22.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to prove that Hal does not give a shit. (I'm just not going to mention this game here while it's going on)
ReplyDeleteHere's how:
IF you sat around all day wondering how to make the Yankees better, and
IF you had literally billions of dollars, and
IF you actually owned the team, and
IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE A FAN,
you would do whatever it took.
That's why George was George.
I'm not saying George was a saint. He may, in fact, have been composed of sparser moral fiber than Hal - although the bar is low here - but George gave a shit. He was a fan. He wanted to win.
I know, I'm boring as fuck.
I'm going to walk the dog. Wake me when it's over.
It’s hard to make the Yankees lovable, but the cast on the EE parrot is a good sign:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.mlb.com/cut4/edwin-encarnacion-s-stuffed-parrot-is-wearing-a-cast
Tushie!
ReplyDeleteTuchus! Tuchus! TuchusMan!
ReplyDeleteBitty!! It's not over yet!!!
ReplyDeleteStep on their necks!
ReplyDeleteCora took too long to give him the hook. Shades of Girardi and Boone.
ReplyDeleteFuck the fucking fucks the fucking red sucks.
ReplyDeleteMore Girardi than Boone.
ReplyDeleteThe beaners certainly have some butt ugly mokes on their squad.
ReplyDeleteAnd they all need a shave. Scraggly ass beards.
ReplyDeleteThey got 2. Good.
ReplyDeleteHolder is not available. Double good.
If you can smell stink through the TV, the red socks are the example.
ReplyDeleteBritton is pissing me off. But here comes Larry's teats to make it all right.
ReplyDeleteIt's never an easy inning for Britton. Now Rothschilld had to come out to the mound.
ReplyDeleteFYL.
Fucking Zach. Fuck his K.
ReplyDeleteOh God No!!!
ReplyDeleteLarry's man-boobs didn't do the trick.
ReplyDelete^Does it Ever?
ReplyDeleteSigh of collective relief....
ReplyDeleteFuck Devers and his asshole Zen bullshit.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I don't have enough heartbeats left for this game.
ReplyDeleteAgita! Agita, Zach! Agita!
ReplyDeleteJoe of AZ,
ReplyDeleteCarnak says: "No"
Well put the pacemaker on Chapman is next... -_-
ReplyDeleteHow many men have we left on base so far in this game?
ReplyDeleteWinnie,
ReplyDeleteForget agita, I'm onto angina!
PS:
Fuck you Hal
Fuck you Sale
And now... Chapstick.
ReplyDeleteSuzyn is concerned about Hicks. Out, just when he was having a good game.
ReplyDelete@13bit...10.
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteI'm still old school -- his name is flop-sweat.
Walkman.
ReplyDeletePass the smelling salts, Grandma...
ReplyDeleteThe Master just mentioned that flop-sweat always walks the first batter he faces.
ReplyDeleteBittie,
ReplyDeleteIs Grandma the divorcee? I hope she has money and a bad heart.
Walkman does it again.
ReplyDeleteAroldis Chapman = Steve Blass
ReplyDeleteI can’t handle shit like this anymore...ugh...
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ReplyDeleteJohn just said we’re one out away from the sweep... so I guess that means we’re gonna win tomorrow too?
ReplyDeleteAll Yankees games are important. I'm shocked.
ReplyDeleteGrandma, please fetch me some liniment for my testicles...
ReplyDeleteThuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHis fastball is great. What's all this other shit?
ReplyDelete13 1/2, baby.
I think Bob Costas passed the audition.
ReplyDeleteSWEET JESUS!
ReplyDeleteHe just clarified... a double header sweep. He left out that important detail.
ReplyDeleteJM... 13 1/2? No, no... 15 in the loss column
ReplyDeleteThuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFFUUUCCUUCCUUCCUUK YOUUUUU HAAALLLLLLL!!!!
Bittie, I'll take that as a yes, a yes, and a yes. Good job sir!
ReplyDeleteThe loss column is King.
ReplyDeleteStep on their fucking necks!
ReplyDeleteThe bat beacon has been answered.
The fucking ALL IMPORTANT LOSS COLUMN!!!
ReplyDeleteI want the racist townie asshole team out of the wild card race.
ReplyDeleteHicks elbow, heading for an MRI.
ReplyDeleteTeam meeting, followed by players only team meeting. Both followed by losses. I love Carmine desperation.
ReplyDeleteHicks IL, watch.
ReplyDeleteGotta call for Clint, if so.
ReplyDelete20 people dead from the shooter in El Paso
ReplyDeleteWe're number one, sadly.
The Master and Suzyn seemed very briefly to allude to ChappyQuitIt not being warmed up; seemed to think that was why Gardner came to the plate. It made no sense and still doesn't, unless buying ten seconds makes sense. I sat on the step listening and draining a partial Natty and may have heard it or interpreted it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteA win is a win, and a win against these fuckers is like three wins. Hug that door casing, Alphonso...and drink something if the need arises.
A great sweep on the day. But how strange the turnabout! Very weird.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, terrific!
EE is too bad...but we get to see how Ford/McBroom can do with an extended try—something we apparently were never going to get without this.
And losing Hicks again would be too bad...but it seems that we will only see The Red Menace again with these sorts of injuries.
Again, hate to see anyone injured. But if they HAD been well, Coops would've started Drury and Neil Walker last spring, and left El Matador and El Conquistador in the minors for yet another season. It seems that we will ONLY get to see young players if someone gets injured.
So, onward and upward...
Heard between games:
ReplyDeleteMom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."
Heard between games:
ReplyDeleteMom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."
The living ghost of one J. Melendez asks me to ask you to forgive the stutter.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteF-f-forgiven.
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.