Sunday, August 4, 2019

When the last man in Scranton is gone... then the Yankees will bring up Clint Frazier

Another day, another refusal to promote Red Thunder.

64 comments:

  1. The comments from Boone quoted in the New York Post article were made yesterday, right after the second game of the doubleheader, before the result of Hicks's MRI was known, and before he had had a chance to meet with Cashman. So I don't take that response as definitive. The fact remains that Frazier was not in the Railriders lineup today, so maybe something is afoot. If he's not in Baltimore tomorrow night, then that will be definitive--he won't be getting a call-up.

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  2. Did it seem like John forgot what the Judge call was for a moment? I guess it’d been a while.

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  3. Wow, Stat douche is acting out his aspergers. Posting the same fucking thing over and over.

    Stat douche, if Frazier *isn't* called up tomorrow, will you go away forever? No one here would be disappointed.

    PS, fat pussy troll, showing up on the 12th, or hiding under mommy's skirt?

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  4. Beau,

    John sometimes goes for the Zen method of broadcasting. It comes with show tunes occasionally.

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  5. Can't believe how much of a lag between radio and ESPN TV. You can listen and read, and if something happens you want to see, you can look up and see it 30 seconds or more later onscreen.

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  6. JM,

    The pains we have to go through to listen to the Master and not Arod and Jessica Mendoza.

    It's worth it...

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  7. (E)verything (S)ockian (P)romotional (N)etwork just had an interesting graphic.

    Tauchman (who should be in AAA instead of the red menace) leads the Yankees in the last month in BA and OPS.

    The menace doesn't even lead Scranton.

    Trigger warning for the fat pussy troll!

    Sorry, too late.

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  8. I play the radio through the At Bat app, and have to delay the TV by a few seconds. Usually I pause the TV when the pitcher is in the windup, and wait for John to say “the 1-1” and click play on the TV. After a few attempts I can sync them up perfectly. Completely worth it.

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  9. Beau, thanks. I'll remember that.

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  10. Price is toast. Ford ribbie.

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  11. Higgy! And they want innings out of Price tonight. Yikes.

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  12. Head case Price deserves it for not wanting to play for the Yankees.

    Same goes for head case Chrissie Sale

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  13. I think so.

    And that's all for sadsack Price.

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  14. Oh, and Tauchman sucks. Stat baby told me so.

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  15. Tonight, he was Tanaka from last weekend.

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  16. Tushman is a nice surprise. But one of many this year.

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  17. Mystique and Aura are not just dancers this year. There is something magical about almost everyone who steps in contributing immediately. And no, I don't believe in the Lovin' Spoonful.

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  18. A-Rod is a terrible announcer. But Blister Olney makes me want to puke.

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    1. A-Rod is a babbling idiot. Nobody worse. Intolerable.

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  19. Okay, A-Rod makes me want to puke too.

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  20. That's why I have the radio on.

    The Cardinal's Appeal lets somebody do the work of Jesus. Just on the radio. What Minter's work is, I don't know.

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  21. Does anyone remember when mmanagers would remove pitchers who were getting shelled? Or did I hallucinate Sparky Anderson?

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  22. Arod and Mendoza are better than Remy and Yuckersley, but I still make the effort to sync the master over the interwebs.

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  23. As in, they suck real bad, but NESN announcers suck worse.

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  24. Definitely.

    Fucking Bradley.

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  25. ESPN may actually be worse than Fox. That's going some.

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  26. Dr. Smith: "The pain. The Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"

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  27. He should stay home with J-Lo. If u had his dough, I sure wouldn't work, but I guess his ego needs the airtime.

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  28. This reminds me of the great movie with the late David Heddison, The Fly.

    Help meeee. Help meeee...

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  29. Get Gio into the trainer's room, put DJ at third. That was hard to watch.

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  30. Gee--I wonder why Parson Tom and JM haven't mounted the pulpit to ooze sanctimony about personal attacks after Dufus T. Caliban's unprovoked spew of vomit above. Could it be that both are dumbass hypocritical assholes? I would never say such a thing, but. . . .

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  31. Cessa did pretty good. He's been working it out lately.

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  33. Trolls are ultimately just boring. As Oscar Wilde said, the ultimate sin.

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  34. Stat Douche,

    Showing up on the 12th? Bring your mommy if you need to. She'd probably like to 'work the crowd'. You can even cower under her skirt if you need the safe space. Only when she's not 'working' the crowd.

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  35. Schedule shows Paxton and German pitching on the 12th. I sure hope it is German in the day game.

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  36. 16 in the loss column.

    Love that they network feed kept showing the kid in the 'fucking savages' T-shirt.

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  37. As John said, they are way back in the loss column in the wild card.

    Houston is now the only target.

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  38. Duque and Cthulhu's voodoo Juju is outstanding.

    Now they get to go beat up on the orioles.

    I hope Torres is OK. That would really suck if he goes on the EL.

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  39. This team (NYY) which looked so beaten by the KetchFux a week ago, has gained 7 games in the AILC since then, despite everybody except Ma and Larry getting banged around (and Larry might've been, if reports of his lidless mound trip last night are true).


    Nothing to add except that Rick Porcello is my go-to TV disrepairman. Or disrepairperson, if you're easily offended by accurate description. Some folks are.

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  40. JM--what's worse than an arrant hypocrite and phony? A mediocrity. Congrats! You win on both counts.

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  41. Talk about a Pyrrhic victory. WTF happened?

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  42. Even Pyrhus doesn't envy the Yankees right now. I fear we have hit a Juju overload and it has spun out of control. Head for the shelters.

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  43. Very enjoyable watching the Boston morning news today.

    The tears are so refreshing. Like dew on the morning grass.

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  44. In Howard Cosell voice: "It's over!"

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