Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Recipe

Soon after Verlander's no-hitter, Michael Kay looked at his stats—and those of Cole, and Greinke, and Miley Cyrus—and informed us:

"Houston seems to have the secret sauce for pitching."

Yeah, they sure do, Michael.

But I've purloined the recipe.  It goes like this:

—Fire Chef Rothschild.

—Fire Maitre d' Coops.

—Get Owner Hal to spend money on groceries.

Mix, repeat, and season heavily with relievers.  Et voila!




8 comments:

  1. Who could argue with such stellar culinary advice?

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  2. Austria's Only Baseball FanSeptember 11, 2019 at 6:53 PM

    Julia, can you please tell me if there will be a game tonight? The Yankees' site says "postponed" and has Sabathia listed for a day game tomorrow. MLB.TV says "The event is in weather delay." AccuWeather has strong thunderstorms set to begin any minute now, but last only about half an hour, but has more storms forecast for tomorrow during the day.

    So do I stare at a blank screen and wait it out or go to bed?

    I must confess there is more than a bit of Schadenfreude over watching Sabathia continuing his drawn-out process of committing public suicide...

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  3. Austria's Only Baseball FanSeptember 11, 2019 at 7:00 PM

    And NOW MLB.TV says "The event will begin shortly," and the Yankees' site says tonight's game is postponed and there will be a double-header tomorrow.

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  4. Sadly, it is PPD, Austria.

    But hey, you CAN watch the ridiculously named NYCFC, a.k.a., the Pigeons, battle ridiculously named Toronto FC for first place in the MLS (Manufactured League Soccer) East Division.

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  5. Mets up, 5-0, in the second. Robbie Ray with the shortest outing of his career.

    Dodged a bullet there.

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  6. Great, two whole games on prime time for Europe.
    Should the Yankees happen to win both they would reach 97 wins and with that proof that I am an idiot.
    Well, what else is new.

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