Wait. I just heard something.
It sounded like something from a radio play, where someone slowly opens a long-closed door.
Creeeeee-ak.
Hoo-boy. That door was heavy. It hadn't been opened in a long time.
Now I hear the sound of dripping water, as though from the ceiling of a deep cave.
Ahh. Now, I'm hearing nothing but silence. Maybe never mind.
Wait.
There it is again.
I and a few other careful, attentive listeners are wondering what it all means. We wonder what's happening and if everything is ok.
That sound creaking sound we heard might just have been the sound of Hal's wallet being opened. The source is no less than the Gray Lady.
What should we do? Should we look in there? Will anything come out?
Stay tuned to this blog for our next exciting episode....
Nah. This is just the head fake.
ReplyDeleteBut this is why Coops is kept around: because he's willing to go out and leak HAL's propaganda to the media. 'Oh, yes, we're really chasing him!'
Then, he's with the Angels.
I have not forgiven the Yankees. We need TWO pitchers so just getting Cole does not get me listening to spring training baseball.
ReplyDeletePlus obviously this is fake news and we’re not getting Cole.
ReplyDeleteIt's like your friends promising you a high-end hooker and then having to go back to the blow-up doll when they say "April Fool's!"
ReplyDeleteBitty, I'm not even going to ask.
ReplyDeleteAs for Cole, well, many a tear has to fall but it's all in the game...
ReplyDeleteI have been told there are visual effects known as Mirages.
I believe now there is an audio counterpart.....
All purely hypothetical, Hoss.
ReplyDeleteI am a monk, apparently, whether I like it or not.
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ReplyDeleteIf there are no moths appearing, Hal's wallet is not yet open.
ReplyDeleteHey, bitty...what a doll!
Nyuk nyuk.
That empty wallet looks more enticing than my old shriveled genitals.
ReplyDeleteIt looks moister too.
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