Thursday, January 16, 2020

Jose Altuve was just shy; that's why he didn't want his jersey to be ripped open

An important announcement from Major League Baseball:

 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS FULLY INVESTIGATED THE POSSIBILITY OF ANY HOUSTON ASTRO BATTERS WEARING ELECTRONIC DEVICES THAT COULD CONVEY INFORMATION ABOUT STOLEN SIGNS.

 NO HOUSTON ASTROS WORE ELECTRONIC DEVICES THAT COULD HAVE CONVEYED INFORMATION REGARDING STOLEN SIGNS.

 PEOPLE ARE ADVISED TO REMAIN IN THEIR HOMES AND WATCH THEIR TELEVISION SETS FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

 ALL IS WELL. 

 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

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2 comments:

  1. 13bitJanuary 16, 2020 at 8:17 PM

    MLB CAN SUCK MY BALLS

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  2. Carl J. WeitzJanuary 16, 2020 at 10:57 PM

    I heard Cora took another job in Boston.

    https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1217242647246622720

    ReplyDelete

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