Thursday, January 16, 2020

News Flash: Beltran Niece Reveals That Altuve, Bregman Wore Buzzers Triggered by "Hallway Video Guy."

Wow, I feel like I should buy a fedora with a press pass in the band.  This story is exploding!

"Get me rewrite!"

9 comments:

  1. There are pictures of Josh Reddick with the buzzer still attached with his shirt off celebrating post Astros beating Yanks this year. It is a silver wire around his neck with gold tape above his left chest tattoo. This is why Altuve didn't want his shirt ripped off. Most Yankee fans missed that post game interview cuz we shut the damn thing off right away. He giggled like a little girl and said he "got in trouble with his wife the last time that happened". Bull friggin shit. He also held tight to his shirt when approaching homeplate in the EXACT area where the Reddick wires are in the photo. GUILTY. If you google JOSH REDDICK BUZZER, its the image where he has a cigar in his mouth and goggles.

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  2. Ban them for life. This is Black Sox territory.

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  3. Ban them? I say burn their ballpark to the ground, and sow it with salt, the good old Roman way.

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  4. That's a reasonable response, Hoss. Sorry if I was a little intemperate there.

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  5. Ace Rothstein for Commissioner! He knows how to handle cheats with signaling buzzers.

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  6. Oh bitty, oh Hoss, they should have all those things happen and so much more.

    But first, a little Ugga Bugga.

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  7. How about they can play - BUT, only if they get electric cattle prods implanted in their butts and the fans of the opposing team - meaning us - can take turns using the buzzer during their at bats. It could be a bit like the old Spandau ballet.

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  8. Still love that joke, Warbler.

    Bitty, they did that to the Carthaginians, and they haven't contended for millennia.

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