Let's hear it for Giancarlo !!
Even though he hasn't played a lick.....Boone says, " He'll be down a bit." Last year " a bit" was all but three games?
He suffered a grade one calf strain moving from the bubble gum tub to the pumpkin seed vat.
Personally, I prefer to see him out for the year.
Signing Giancarlo was the only deal more stupid than the ones for Jacoby and the re-signing of A-Rod ( when the Yankees bid against themselves ).
If Hal were in real estate, he would bid $25 million on the apartment that is asking only $10 million.
Why isn't he running for President?
This is good news. It’s addition through subtraction. The only drag is that he’s going to come back and bring us all down.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you guys ... it's actually good news. The only good news we've had so far this spring. I have never seen anyone with such a closed stance. There is no way he sees a right hand pitcher's breaking ball with that stance. Therefore I call him the "blind man".
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Your new Opening Day lineup:
ReplyDeleteLeMahieu, 2B
Tauchman, RF
Torres, SS
Andujar, LF
Ford, 1B
Sanchez, C
Gardner, RF
Frazier, DH
Urshela, 3B
Three lefties, solid gloves at second, short, third, center, and right. Call me crazy, but I like it!
No Judge? What about Voit? I actually REALLY like your lineup construction, just wanted to know if Judge is injured in this scenario and if Voit is on the bench?
DeleteDo we have to rename the EL the SL?
ReplyDeleteI believe we do, ranger, I believe we do. And Stanton must now be called "Old Blind Pew."
ReplyDeleteCan't we just take Old Blind Pew out behind the barn and put him out of his - and our - misery?
ReplyDeleteWe can’t take Old Blind Pew our back - too much insurance money riding on his barking calves.
ReplyDeleteUnknown, yes, Judge is injured in this scenario and Voit is on the bench. Since Voit's a righty and Ford's a lefty we can have a perfect platoon.
ReplyDeleteSince Aaron Judge's games played have dropped from 155 games to 102 in 2 years, I think the best we can expect from him is a third of the season. Combine that with, say, the 59 games Aaron Hicks played last year, and you have two, perfectly good back-up outfielders who can spell Gardy when he's hurt or tired, pinch-hit, come in as defensive substitutions, etc.
You know what? Fuck this guy. Last night (I'm in Spain) I was watching the game and I liked seeing AnDUjar in left and Frazier in right. I enjoyed their at bats. Stanton can stay hurt. They should dump him ASAP.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
I LOVE the idea of Stanton gone, and creating more possible playing/roster space for Tauchman, Frazier & (I hope!), Florial!
ReplyDeleteWell, so much for the 80 home runs!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat lineup. I'd go with that.
ReplyDelete@Hoss, love your lineup. And a platoon at first is a good idea too.
ReplyDelete@ Suzyn's Bitch I would've brought up Florial last year. Don't care if he struggles. I want him to learn on the job here. Much rather watch Florial than Stanton. I just have a feeling that Florial could do really well here, despite his struggles in the minors last year.
The Hammer of God
FUCK HIM.
ReplyDeleteWE ARE MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM.
HE CAN NO LONGER:
- FIELD
- RUN
- HIT IN THE CLUTCH
I DON'T THINK HE CAN GIVE US EVEN A QUARTER OF A SEASON EVER AGAIN.
I RATHER SEE EITHER COMBO OF ANDUJAR, TAUCHMAN, OR FRAZIER IN LEFT.
...AND WE WILL BE A BETTER TEAM BECAUSE OF IT.
NICE GM WE GOT.
$265 MILLION (AT A DISCOUNT!), DOWN FROM $300 MILLION...(FOREVER).
JETER 1 - CASHMAN 0
And we get to read daily " progress reports " on his recoveries!
ReplyDeleteOnly to dread the day he actually shows up and replaces a productive player.
ReplyDeleteAlphonso, the “progress reports” will be part of the scam.
I think Cash and Jeter worked out an insurance scam. Stanton goes off the books in Miami, Stanton comes here and pulls an Ellsbury, the Yankees collect insurance money. It’s a wash financially,
Stanton retires with a laundry list of minor injuries, buys a place and continues to “rehab” in Tampa. Judge becomes Stanton’s rehab roommate, and Frazier and Andujar patrol the corners for the next ten years.
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