Could we end up with a team of hippies?
What's going on under those masks? And why is America being told by our medical overlords that we must wear them everywhere... when we cannot even know for sure if our Yankees are clean-shaven!
Wake up, Yankiverse, or feel the rising stubble that threatens our heritage.
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ReplyDeleteWould it be a violation to draw a beard or mustache on your mask?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of facial hair can you hide under an ordinary mask? Maybe a small Hitler mustache? Clearly the Yankees facial hair ban was prescient, because facial hair interferes with mark to face seal. To enforce mask bans, I say let out the Sarin and see who has fitted theirs properly. The clean shaven Yankee team will survive and most the Red Sox will be dead.
ReplyDeleteI think you can get away with a soul patch and a pencil moustache. There may be a lot of secret beatniks playing ball this year.
ReplyDeleteNot that secret.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!!
ReplyDeleteStay safe!! Stay distant!! Wear a mask!! Wash your hands!! FUCK YOU HAL!!!!!!!
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