Well, Suzyn, I thank you...
Karnak (holding envelope to forehead): “Penis Robinowitz”.Ed McMahon (echoing): “Penis Robinowitz”Karnak (rips off end of envelope, blows it open, takes out paper and reads): “What was Cock Robin’s name before he changed it?”- Rich Little, doing his Carson imitation
Love it!
All right:AL East: YanksAL Central: Cleveland NapoleonsAL West: CheatersWC: TB over Pale HoseALDS: TB over Yanks, 3-2; Cheaters over Naps, 3-2ALCS: TB over Cheaters, 4-3 NL East: WashingtonNL Central: St. LouisNL West: BumsWC: Phillies over CubbiesALDS: Bums over Phillies, 3-1; Nats over Cards, 3-2ALCS: Bums over Nats, 4-3WS: TB over Bums, 4-3HurrahAL MVP: Mike TroutNL MVP: Mookie BettsAL Cy Young: Gerrit ColeNL Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw
And the answer is, "Who cares"Who cares.and the question is, "Why should we continue funding the World Heath Organization.Now to predictions.Yankees win 36 games. Back to Carnac... Yankee edition.And the answer is, Pound Cake.Pound Cake.What does Gary Sanchez do when there's no ice cream to pound?And the answer is... The Boston Red Sox and Tarzan's Monkey. The Boston Red Sox and Tarzan's Monkey.Name two cheetahs. and last....And the answer is Low and Away.Low and Away.What is the easiest way to get Stanton out when there are two strikes. (OK I know that's not a joke. I just wanted to point it out again.) Doug K.
Brilliant, Doug K.!And I could never figure that out: why the hell was the monkey named for another animal? Particularly a predator with frightening speed?Was it just so they could play cruel jokes on it?"Hey, Cheetah!""Fuck! Where?!""No, you, Cheetah! Hahahaha!""That's just great. How about if we rename you 'Asshole'?"
Hoss, LOLDoug K.
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Karnak (holding envelope to forehead): “Penis Robinowitz”.
ReplyDeleteEd McMahon (echoing): “Penis Robinowitz”
Karnak (rips off end of envelope, blows it open, takes out paper and reads): “What was Cock Robin’s name before he changed it?”
- Rich Little, doing his Carson imitation
Love it!
ReplyDeleteAll right:
ReplyDeleteAL East: Yanks
AL Central: Cleveland Napoleons
AL West: Cheaters
WC: TB over Pale Hose
ALDS: TB over Yanks, 3-2; Cheaters over Naps, 3-2
ALCS: TB over Cheaters, 4-3
NL East: Washington
NL Central: St. Louis
NL West: Bums
WC: Phillies over Cubbies
ALDS: Bums over Phillies, 3-1; Nats over Cards, 3-2
ALCS: Bums over Nats, 4-3
WS: TB over Bums, 4-3
Hurrah
AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Mookie Betts
AL Cy Young: Gerrit Cole
NL Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw
And the answer is, "Who cares"
ReplyDeleteWho cares.
and the question is, "Why should we continue funding the World Heath Organization.
Now to predictions.
Yankees win 36 games.
Back to Carnac... Yankee edition.
And the answer is, Pound Cake.
Pound Cake.
What does Gary Sanchez do when there's no ice cream to pound?
And the answer is... The Boston Red Sox and Tarzan's Monkey.
The Boston Red Sox and Tarzan's Monkey.
Name two cheetahs.
and last....
And the answer is Low and Away.
Low and Away.
What is the easiest way to get Stanton out when there are two strikes.
(OK I know that's not a joke. I just wanted to point it out again.)
Doug K.
Brilliant, Doug K.!
ReplyDeleteAnd I could never figure that out: why the hell was the monkey named for another animal? Particularly a predator with frightening speed?
Was it just so they could play cruel jokes on it?
"Hey, Cheetah!"
"Fuck! Where?!"
"No, you, Cheetah! Hahahaha!"
"That's just great. How about if we rename you 'Asshole'?"
Hoss,
ReplyDeleteLOL
Doug K.