Saturday, August 1, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Tanaka!


From HoraceClarke66: 

Masahiro Tanaka insisted on coming off the DL tonight—and insisted on shutting down the virtual Red Sox in the Fens, 10-1.  

Home runs by Aaron Judge, Miguel Andujar, Gleyber Torres, and Mike Ford made it all a romp, but Tanaka—sporting a beautifully painted head bandage, pitched seven gritty innings to bring the Yankees to glory.

"Yes, I have been hit in the head.  So are many people, everyday, in this violent world.  I still had to do my job," said Tanaka, after his brilliant effort.

The win ended the month of July at 15-8, and a total of 75-34 for the season thus far—still one game behind the frontrunning TB Rays.  

"Oh, we'll catch them," manager Ma Boone said after the game.  "By all that is holy, we will run them down like the dogs they are, and rip their throats out!  Or, you know, a wild card spot would be fine, too."


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