From the desk of HoraceClarke66...
I guess we have to call it one for me, after today. Who could’ve
imagined it? The Miami Marlins taking a series at the Stadium that the Yankees
really needed to win!
Look at this, will ya: you finished second in the East
Division, and we finished second in the East Division. Oh, hey, I don’t
mean to imply that we’re on the same level yet. I mean, the Yanks won one more
game than our guys did.
And that cost how much more in payroll?
I know, I know: you guys had all sorts of injuries. So did we.
Even more than you guys, I think.
Even so, there all our guys were out there today, making great
plays all over the field. Boy that Jazz Chisholm kid looked great out at
shortstop, didn’t he? Why, he reminded me of a young…me.
All of ’em hustling and laughing, just enjoying the thrill of
being out on a major-league ballfield. You know sometimes it makes me think
we’re better off with kids like that out there, rather than some prematurely
old guys who act like it’s a great effort to play a whole 60 games of baseball.
Speaking of prematurely aged, where was Stanton today? Didn’t see
him out there. It couldn’t be that he’s hurt again, could it? And Judge—man, I
couldn’t believe that he missed on that 87-mph meatball right down the middle.
Well, it looks like he’s still got warning track power anyway.
I wish I could give you some advice on Torres. Or Sanchez.
Or…well, never mind! You’ll figure it out. Or not.
In the meantime, I’ve got Miami in the playoffs for the first time
since 2003—back when I was playing. Huh. You know, wouldn’t it be funny
if we took home a ring before the Yankees did? For just a fraction of the
money? Wouldn’t that be a hoot?
Hey, I don’t mean to rub it in. Good luck in Cleveland, and
afterwards feel free to come on down and watch us in the Bubble. I’ll get you
some good seats, on me.
Meanwhile, Donnie says hello. I know he’s just trying to suck up
for when you can Boonie after next season, hoping he can get some leverage out
of your offer. But here’s a little tip, just between you and me: he’s told me
in private he will NEVER manage for you.
There, didn’t I save you a little time and effort right there?
Your old pal,
Derek
We should never have let Donnie Baseball get away. Of course, the fact that we have a ton of non-baseball people running things around here is why our team was built back-ass-wards.
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