Monday, September 28, 2020

“Dear Bri, Hey, I really like this general manager business!”

 From the desk of HoraceClarke66...

I guess we have to call it one for me, after today. Who could’ve imagined it? The Miami Marlins taking a series at the Stadium that the Yankees really needed to win!

 

Look at this, will ya:  you finished second in the East Division, and we finished second in the East Division. Oh, hey, I don’t mean to imply that we’re on the same level yet. I mean, the Yanks won one more game than our guys did.

 

And that cost how much more in payroll?

 

I know, I know: you guys had all sorts of injuries. So did we. Even more than you guys, I think.

 

Even so, there all our guys were out there today, making great plays all over the field. Boy that Jazz Chisholm kid looked great out at shortstop, didn’t he? Why, he reminded me of a young…me.

 

All of ’em hustling and laughing, just enjoying the thrill of being out on a major-league ballfield. You know sometimes it makes me think we’re better off with kids like that out there, rather than some prematurely old guys who act like it’s a great effort to play a whole 60 games of baseball.

 

Speaking of prematurely aged, where was Stanton today? Didn’t see him out there. It couldn’t be that he’s hurt again, could it? And Judge—man, I couldn’t believe that he missed on that 87-mph meatball right down the middle. Well, it looks like he’s still got warning track power anyway.

 

I wish I could give you some advice on Torres. Or Sanchez. Or…well, never mind! You’ll figure it out. Or not.

 

In the meantime, I’ve got Miami in the playoffs for the first time since 2003—back when I was playing. Huh. You know, wouldn’t it be funny if we took home a ring before the Yankees did? For just a fraction of the money? Wouldn’t that be a hoot?

 

Hey, I don’t mean to rub it in. Good luck in Cleveland, and afterwards feel free to come on down and watch us in the Bubble. I’ll get you some good seats, on me.

 

Meanwhile, Donnie says hello. I know he’s just trying to suck up for when you can Boonie after next season, hoping he can get some leverage out of your offer. But here’s a little tip, just between you and me: he’s told me in private he will NEVER manage for you.

 

There, didn’t I save you a little time and effort right there?

 

Your old pal,

Derek

7 comments:

  1. We should never have let Donnie Baseball get away. Of course, the fact that we have a ton of non-baseball people running things around here is why our team was built back-ass-wards.

    You know, I just read an interesting article in the NY Times about our pitching coach, Matt Blake. Says he was a salesman before he ended up being the Indians pitching coach. Not much professional coaching experience at all. He never pitched professionally at any level. Does that sound like a good decision, for the New York Yankees to hire a guy who never pitched and hardly had any coaching experience? It's kind of like Luciano Pavarotti, if he was still alive and singing today, hiring the Glee Club Director of Timbuktoo to be his vocal coach.

    I heard that pitchers like Cole are saying they like him and think he's good. And maybe he is good for technical stuff. But I shudder to think what he would tell young pitchers who are struggling and need moral support. Never having pitched professionally, would he have the ability to calm them down and get them through tough jams? Suddenly, the lack of mound visits during the game when our pitchers are struggling seem to make sense to me.

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