Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Hush, Hush, Sweet Cleveland

This morning, in a justifiably chest-thumping post, El Duque wrote: "Last night, the Yankees beat the everlasting snot out of Cleveland, embarrassing the city even more than the Presidential candidates did." 

Duque is right, and a look at the front page of today's Cleveland Plain-Dealer proves it.

Are the people of Cleveland permitted to know that their team is in the playoffs? Did a daily newspaper in a playoff city ever bury its game story so deep?

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  1. Well, from the looks of last night's game, Cleveland WASN'T in the playoffs.

    And they may not be tonight either.

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  2. From your sweet nicotine stained lips to the Gods of JuJu ears and hearts, Richie. Lips to ears and hearts.


    7:08 EST game time.



    Seriously Hal, for ever and always, fuck you.

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  4. Fuck the ever-lovin' Twins. They can't do anything right.

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  5. Oh, Shayzee, you're such a disappointment to your mother and I.

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  6. This rain is the new midge. Should not be playing. Walk off the field.

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  7. This fucking HP ump.

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  8. They're running up Carrasco's pitch count but don't have much to show for it.

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  9. GGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Ho-lee fecal matter.

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  11. Hmm, few more runs and Stanton might be ready to deliver.

    This Maton guy looks 15

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  12. Still no outs, but here comes Sanchez to Cleveland's rescue...

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  13. Would've been nice to have buried them that inning, but maybe I'm just being greedy.

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  14. Sanchez killing another rally...it's getting old...

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  15. Greedy is the Yankee way. Never apologize. We want more!!

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  16. The most happy fella!
    He loves mozzarella!
    He lost my umbrella!
    His armpits don’t smella!

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  17. How is it possible that we have 13 pitchers and nobody to put in?

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  18. An 0-2 single. Green is such a pisspot.

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  19. “Is it just me or do you smell coffee?” -John Sterling

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  20. THROW STRIKES YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE!!!!!

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  21. DAMN YOU LASAGNA!!!!! MAY YOUR EYES BLISTER AND BURST!!!

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  22. Why would you put Loaisiga in a playoff game?

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  23. “A terrific mistake”. - John on Lasagna’s breaking ball.

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  24. It wasnt that terrific. .... Ugh, this game has been so frustrating.

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  25. The Master is not mentioning any names, and Suzyn is muttering to herself:

    “Who’s making these decisions? I don’t understand it.”

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  26. Was Luis Cessa not available?

    Happ is definitely turning back into a pumpkin in the second inning tomorrow, and then it's seven innings of futility.

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  27. Wait ... Perez fist-bumped the first-base coach when reached the bag -- with the hand that got hit and they've been examining the last three minutes. I'm not an orthopedic surgeon, but that doesn't seem like the smartest move to me.

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  28. That pitch to LeMahieu was on the same vertical plane as the pitch that Sanchez got rung up on. DJ got the call and is on first base. Sometimes the "human element" in umpiring is maddening.

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  29. The pitch to Sanchez was a bit closer.

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  30. Great play Hicks made on that ball, too. Up by 2, 2 men on, late in the game. How the fuck does a ball get over your head without it hitting or clearing the wall?

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  31. Good idea to pull Voit, too.

    This speaks once again to having a "superstar" SS who you don't trust to play in the field in the late innings. And if you're all, be all in. Put in Chappie to get that last out in the 7th, if you don't trust Britton.

    Ah, what a mess!

    This team is like a cheap suit. It might look pretty good on the rack, but you put it on and it splits under the arms, or along the crotch, or the lining rips first thing. Any stress, and it comes apart.

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  32. Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced BoyOctober 1, 2020 at 12:27 AM

    The Human Faucet will Save Us!

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  33. Gio's had a helluva game. That was a nice play.

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  34. Well, so at last it didn't matter when Chappie went in. Or, really, about anything else.

    This team doesn't have the bullpen to get through this season, in particular.

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  35. Thank goodness Hand has lousy hands.

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  36. Warbler, where are your pants right now?

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  37. Goddammit. The 3-1 fastball was Gardy's pitch and he jumped on it too quick, blasted it foul.

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  38. That's right, Gary, lay off the first pitch. He's not going to try to get ahead of you, not with the bases loaded and a one-run lead.

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  39. All right all right all right we'll take it!

    Pants on heads! Pants on heads!

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  40. I think D.J. actually smiled after that hit.

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  41. PANTS ON HEADS!

    And not only does The Machine get the hit, but he also alertly goes to second when the Indians CF fell on his ass.

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  42. We need another bingle here, to get in those two.

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  43. By the by, Cal Quantrill is the son of Paul, summarily worked to death by Torre.

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  44. I like the aggressiveness of Judge swinging 3-0.

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  45. Hicks getting on my last nerve tonight. And how the fuck do you hit .125 lifetime with the bases loaded?

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  46. Because he sucks Horace.

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  47. Useless. And I know that Chappie is going to blow it all in the bottom of the inning.

    But you know, I'm still glad they had enough heart to come back.

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  48. Aaannnd why is hicks even in the fuckin lineup... those were the worst swings I've ever fuckin seen ....and that's WITH Stanton on this team FUCK!

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  49. GRAB SOME BENCH YOU RACIST MASCOT FUCKER!!@

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  50. They let that fucking busher step out so many times I thought he was going to go call his lifeline. And then Sanchez. Ah, me.

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  52. Aaaaa!!aaa!aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. John's stutter after the strikeout and not knowing what this series is called had me worried that fat toad fucked up again.

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  54. PANTS...Well, you know where they are.

    A gutsy win, I gotta say. And there goes my pick for the Series!

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  56. FFUUUUUUUKKKK UUUUUUU CLEEVVELAAANND!!!!!!

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  57. Ice Cream Sandwich was soooooo happy to see that strikeout. He didn't want to be the Mickey Owen of 2020.

    As soon as that passed ball happened, all I could think of was Tommy Henrich.

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  58. God, that was nerve wracking! WOW doesn't begin to give it justice

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  59. Warblist seriously needs to get some kind of life or psychotherapy.

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  60. I just watched the replay of Loaisiga giving up the double, As much as I think he stinks, that was a routine flyball that our spectacular 3-hole batting centerfielder spun himself around on and then quit while he still had the chance to make the play. Then there was his stellar AB with the bases loaded in a game where the bullpen can't hold the lead. But hey at least he was gifted a triple thanks to a Hicksian effort by his counterpart. I've been thinking about it for the last 15 minutes, but he might be my least favorite baseball player ever.

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  61. Me, too, Bern, me, too.

    And there' not a thing wrong with the Warbler.

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  62. I agree completely on the plays, Leinstery.

    But in fairness, Hicks has given us some big moments. Remember that game against the Twins? Remember how he played hurt and hit the homer that kept us alive against the Cheatros last year? When you-know-who would not play and would not get off the roster?

    It's just that, with Hicks, that's what you get: another season of erratic play, from a guy who should be a back-up.

    It's not his fault that the Brain decided to sign him to a superstar contract.

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  63. Hicks gave you some big moments? This is the nadir of small-sample idiocy.

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  64. Speaking of small samples... the Yanks have never lost to the Rays in San Diego!

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  65. "X has done well at some key times" is TRUE or NOT TRUE, whether or not "X does not do well much of the time" and whether or not "X was a complete noodnik last night."

    One statement does not cancel out the others. This is called logic, and it comes in handy with numbers as well as words.

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  66. Horace, that's probably the most accurate take on Hicks anyone can make, which has always been my problem with him. A couple of games every year he makes you say "boy we don't win that one without Hicks." But the other 160 games he's either forgettable or a hinderance. And Cashman treating him like and trying to convince us he's Barry Bonds just magnifies everything.

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