Sunday, September 13, 2020

Virtual Baseball: BJ's Stun Yanks at Canadian Biodome. Mets Move a Game Up on Atlanta!

By HoraceClarke66

Despite a virtual stellar effort from Jordan Montgomery today in Toronto's glorified hotel, the Yanks managed to drop a game to the Blue Jays.  The big blow...was not a blow at all, but a steal of home by the Jays' Sunday Beer League slugger, Rowdy Randy Tellez, whose bold move so startled Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez that he let first the ball and then the 255-pound Tellez to slip between his legs.

The steal came against Yankees reliever Adam Ottavino, who has become notorious for his inability to keep anyone from stealing.  After the game, in fact, Ottavino reported to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that his comb, five dollars, and two sticks of chewing gum had been stolen from his pocket while he was on the mound.

Rowdy's steal, and a pair of solo home runs by Vlad, Jr., negated a fine effort by Monty, who fanned 12 in six innings of work, and homers by Luke Voit and D.J. LeMahieu.  The Bombers' lead over Tampa Bay was reduced to 2 games, with 14 still to play.

Meanwhile, across town in Queens, the New York Mets, led by centerfielder Brett Gardner, who has been hitting .387 since coming over to the National League, won yet again, to move into sole possession of first place.  

Gardner has been joined in leading the Mets' risorgimento by former Yankees Robinson Cano—now closing in on the National League batting title—and bullpen aces Chasen Shreve and Justin Wilson.  

"We're going to win it all.  There's no way we're going to wear penises on our shirts," Gardner told the press afterwards, referring to the promise made by Mets owner Jeff Bezos not to force the team into uniforms bearing the distinctive Amazon logo, if they win the World Series.

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