Tuesday, October 13, 2020

A Yankee limerick, a Yankee haiku, a Yankee knock-knock joke

 From the comments section, by Doug K


Hot stove limerick

We all know that it's time to trade Gary
But the return that we get will be scary
While he can't field or hit
And his attitude's shit
Brian sucks, so we need to be wary.

Hot stove Haiku

Not enough Thunder
An aging Gardner departs.
There will be no reign

Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel

Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel who?

Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel who continually advises Hal to prioritize profits over investing, at a minimum, a percentage of earnings commensurate with the money brought in on par with the other teams in MLB which would allow us a payroll in the area of 300 million dollars and ensure that we never have to deal with holes or dumpster dive.

6 comments:

  1. Food Stamps Hal returns.
    Realmuto will never be
    Coming to NY

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  2. There once was an owner named "Cheapo"
    And he bought us a pitcher named "Chapo"
    Who would blow the big names, despite his cool name
    Now we're stuck with a season of crappo.

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  3. That was a haiku and then a limerick, by the way, in case you didn't know. I think that Doug's post was a grand idea. I'll be working on a series of sonnets next, followed by some experimental mixed media pieces, with synthesizer and tin foil components, followed by a a suite of full orchestral symphonies - ALL devoted to the crazy notion that Brian Cashman is a horse's ass who must be expunged from the imperial village of Yanqui.

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  4. Brilliant, guys! I especially liked Duque's haiku, and its play on words.

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