From HoraceClarke66
Gerrit Cole kicked off the 2020 virtual postseason in style,
besting the usual TB bevy of relievers, 3-2, in an exciting opening game at
Yankee Stadium III.
Cole frequently flirted with disaster, but also struck out 15
Rays, and home runs by Aaron Judge and Gleyber Torres kept the Yanks in the
contest. But the winning run was manufactured in the bottom of the ninth
inning, on back-to-back doubles by The Gold Dust Twins, Clint Frazier and
Miguel “El Matador” Andujar.
Manager Ma Boone had tried to lift Cole in the top of the ninth,
but the determined hurler was caught by the cameras vehemently shaking his head
and dashing out to the mound before his manager could wave in Machine Gun
Chapman from the bullpen.
“What, you think I’m going to pitch all that way just to let some
big palooka like that blow my game?” Cole “joked” to reporters
afterwards.
Meanwhile, the New York Mets, beginning their “quest to keep the
penis off our chest,” managed to stifle the Chicago Cubs behind Jacob deGrom,
3-0. Robinson Cano and Dom Smith both homered to drive in all the runs
necessary for the Pride of Flushing, and an inning of relief each by Chasen
Shreve, Dellin Betances, and Justin Wilson—the Bronx Trio—sealed the deal.
It's arguable whether Sweatball is a palooka or a big lug, but otherwise....
ReplyDeleteJM, I agree. And one could construct a nuanced argument on that subject...
ReplyDeleteEnough already with these interminable masturbatory "fantasy" posts. duque--please pull the plug.
ReplyDeleteHaha, he said masturbatory. That’s the most masturbatory thing you can say! It was... almost Stantonian.
ReplyDeleteNo--the most masturbatory thing you can say is "that's the most masturbatory thing you can say."
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteThis all sounds oddly like a circle jerk.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete@Beauregard...insert Beavis and Butthead laugh after masturbatory....
ReplyDeleteI will now use Stantonian as a synonym for Masturbatory... so when the Yanks are up by 10 runs and we finally get our Stantonian Blast... I’ll know John Sterling means that blast was for Stantons personal pleasure alone.
ReplyDeleteHAVE YOU LOST YOUR HARD EARNED FUNDS TO THE WRONG PEOPLE?
ReplyDeleteMEET THE PROFESSIONAL HACKERS FOR HIRE TODAY.
📁 Hiring a professional hacker has been one of the world's most technical valued navigating information.
Regarding:
•Recovery Of Lost Funds,
•Mobile Phone Hack.(Catching A Cheating Spouse).
•Credit Score Upgrade,
•HACK.
leroysteckler@gmail.com
High prolific information and Priviledges comes rare as it's been understood that what people do not see, they will never know. The affirmative ability to convey a profitable information Systematically is the majoy factor to success.
Welcome to the Global KOS hacking agency where every request on hacking related issues are fixed within a short period of time.
When you wonder “which hacking company should I hire, the first aspect that should concern you is Sincerity. Secondly, Rapid response. Clearly, you want to embark for services that povides swift response, With our astonishing Hackers, you will be glad to find out that our services Implies precision and action.
This post is definitely for those who are willing to turn their lives around for the better, either financial-wise, relationship-wise or businesses.
The manual Operation of this hackers is to potentially deploy a distinguished hacking techniques to penetrating computers.
If your shoe fits in any of the services below, you will be assigned to a designated professional hacker who is systematically known for operating on a dark web V-link protocol.
Providing value added services to clients as a hacker has been our sustaining goal.
Are you faced with cyber challenges like
💰Recovery of lost funds:✅(BITCOIN INVESTMENTS, BINARY OPTIONS, LOAN AND TRADING FOREX WITH FORGERY BROKERS.) 🖥️I would try my possible best to shortly explain this in particular.
This shocking study points to one harsh reality we all face today. It saddens our mind when client expresses annoyance or dissatisfaction of unethical behaviours of scammers. We have striven to make tenacious efforts to help those who are victims of this flees get off their traumatic feeling of loss. The cyber security technique used to retrieving back the victims stolen funds is the application of a diverse intercall XX breacher software enables you track the data location of a scammer. Extracting every informations on the con database. Every information required by the Global KOS would be used to tracking every transaction, time and location of the scammer. This is acheived using the systematic courier tracking base method•
However, there are secret cyber infiltrators called brokers and doom. The particular system used by this scammers permeates them to manupulate targets digital trading system or monetary fund based accounts. Strictly using a dark web rob to diverting successful trades into a negative outcome. This process bends to thier advantage while investors results to losing massive amount of money. An act of gaining access to an organization or databased system to cause damages. We have worked so hard to ensure our services gives you a 100% trading success to recover all your losses•
📲 HACKING A MOBILE PHONE:.✅ Do you think you are being cheated on? Curious to know what your lover is up to online? This type of hack helps you track every movement of your cheater as we are bent on helping you gain full remote access into the cheater's mobile phone using a Trojan breach cracking system to penetrate their social media platforms like Facebook, whatsapp, snapchat etc.
The company is large enough to provide comprehensive range of services such as•
• Email hacks📲
• Hacking of websites.📲
• Uber free payment hacks.📲
Our strength is based on the ability to help fix cyber problems by bringing together active cyber hacking professionals in the GlobalkOS to work with.
Contact:
✉️Email: theglobalkos@gmail.com
Leroysteckler@gmail.com
®Global KOS™
2020.