That is hilarious, Scotland, but terrible news writing. I had to read it three times before I understood just whose sausage supper got knocked over (From the looks of it, maybe the assailant was trying to save him from an imminent heart attack.
Theres quite a major communication difficulty that tourists always encounter whenever they visit Glasgow because all the natives ever say is "See You Jimmy", that really is literally the ONLY phrase they EVER use, its also compounded of course by that accursed and hideously obnoxious 'Scottish Jock Git Accent' (as it were), its a pity because Glasgow has some very nice places of historical interest to visit, but hearing people say nothing but "See You Jimmy" all day long can become rather tedious and tiresome after a while.
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ReplyDeleteIt would be hard to beat this true story from my hometown in Scotland
If I had to sum up Glasgow this story probably explains why I love/hate the place
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18174100.sausage-supper-row-sparked-mass-brawl-outside-glasgow-station/
Paul Fairie ! ? ! ?, what an absolutely ludicrous and murderously embarrassing name.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious, Scotland, but terrible news writing. I had to read it three times before I understood just whose sausage supper got knocked over (From the looks of it, maybe the assailant was trying to save him from an imminent heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with the snake-monkey controversy, though one of the unseen ones—about the bank robber who stopped to pet the dog—was pretty close.
ReplyDeleteThe unseen one about how shoving a potato up one's butt won't stop hemorrhoids was just fake news.
Theres quite a major communication difficulty that tourists always encounter whenever they visit Glasgow because all the natives ever say is "See You Jimmy", that really is literally the ONLY phrase they EVER use, its also compounded of course by that accursed and hideously obnoxious 'Scottish Jock Git Accent' (as it were), its a pity because Glasgow has some very nice places of historical interest to visit, but hearing people say nothing but "See You Jimmy" all day long can become rather tedious and tiresome after a while.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with the potatoes, but I'd need to review the medical research first.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Puckered hemorrhoids.
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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