In the headline of an official press release announcing the upcoming change from the "Cleveland Indians" to the "Cleveland Mascot-to-Be-Named-Later", the team misspelled "Cleveland".
If you're scoring at home, that would be an E on the front office.
Truly. The same idiot publicist types who gave us the Philadelphia Freedom, the Chicago Fire, the Miami Heat, and the Minnesota Wild, will rename them the Cleveland Rocks.
The Rocks! Count me in on that. There's already a team in Colorado that uses a variation so we know it will work. Sort of like White Sox /Red Sox but with rocks. Seriously, they should do it.
Their fans could be Rockheads and wear giant foam boulders on their heads. The Midwest loves that stuff.
JM,
Yes! Offer your services as head of PR.
That said, forget the first pitch, ask Drew if he want's to be the GM. He will only make deals if the Price Is Right.
If He gets the job he could replace the foul poles with stripper poles and give the 7th inning stretch a whole new vibe.
(As an aside, Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer" starts every chapter with a great dirty joke. Lots of classics.)
I HATE 'CLEVELAND ROCKS' (as a ballteam. It's a cool song.)
It's as awful as "Montreal Expos," naming a team in a 400-year-old city after a pedestrian world's fair. Yuck!
Spiders are very cool. They look cool, they do useful stuff, they are good-luck symbols in Japanese culture, and they can be deadly! I would love to root for the Spiders!
"Napoleon," as the Times neglected to say today, used to a world for the nonpareil, the very best. Napoleons would be a great team name. And "Sockalexes" would be coolly weird.
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I vote for The Cleveland Major League Baseball Team. Or, TCMLBT in the tabloids.
ReplyDeleteIn honor of the Washington football Team. WFT
I vote for the Cleveland Major Baseball League Team. Or, TCM/BLT on the menu!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
So they changed the name of Cleveland too...lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe they can be renamed the Cleveland Rockers...
ReplyDeleteSo they changed the name of Cleveland too...
Ha!, ranger_lp. Wish I'd thought to say that. Nicely done.
I owe you a beer at [you know the name of the bar] next time we all go to YS.
How about "The Midges"?
ReplyDeletethe Cleavage? The Carbuncles? The Clits? The Crapheads? The Cleveland Fuckwads?
I know, I know...my inner 7 year old from Yonkers is channeling through my keyboard...
Things they should be named:
ReplyDeleteNapoleons
Spiders
Sockalexes
The thing they will be named:
Rocks
Truly. The same idiot publicist types who gave us the Philadelphia Freedom, the Chicago Fire, the Miami Heat, and the Minnesota Wild, will rename them the Cleveland Rocks.
Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteThey should go right to the bottom line and call them the Cleveland Wokes.
The Cheap Trick theme...Drew Carey throwing out the first pitch...Craig Ferguson announcing batters...the fat gal as a ballgirl...
ReplyDeleteCleveland Rocks it is.
Hoss,
ReplyDeleteThe Rocks! Count me in on that. There's already a team in Colorado that uses a variation so we know it will work. Sort of like White Sox /Red Sox but with rocks. Seriously, they should do it.
Their fans could be Rockheads and wear giant foam boulders on their heads. The Midwest loves that stuff.
JM,
Yes! Offer your services as head of PR.
That said, forget the first pitch, ask Drew if he want's to be the GM. He will only make deals if the Price Is Right.
If He gets the job he could replace the foul poles with stripper poles and give the 7th inning stretch a whole new vibe.
(As an aside, Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer" starts every chapter with a great dirty joke. Lots of classics.)
Doug K.
I HATE 'CLEVELAND ROCKS' (as a ballteam. It's a cool song.)
ReplyDeleteIt's as awful as "Montreal Expos," naming a team in a 400-year-old city after a pedestrian world's fair. Yuck!
Spiders are very cool. They look cool, they do useful stuff, they are good-luck symbols in Japanese culture, and they can be deadly! I would love to root for the Spiders!
"Napoleon," as the Times neglected to say today, used to a world for the nonpareil, the very best. Napoleons would be a great team name. And "Sockalexes" would be coolly weird.
"Rocks" sucks.
Sockalexes doesn't work for me for a bunch of reasons.
ReplyDeleteCarnac: And the answer is Sockalexes.
Ed: Sockalexes
Carnac: What does Domingo German do when his Amazon Music subscription keeps playing music he doesn't like?
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Carnac: And the answer is Sockalexes.
Ed: Sockalexes
Carnac: What kind of car do you punch if there's no BMW around?
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Carnac: The final one!
Ed: The Final one.
(Gives him a look)
Carnac: And the answer is Sockalexes.
Ed: Sockalexes.
Carnac: What is the name of the club comprised of my former spouses who live in Los Angeles?
So as you can see, it just doesn't work.
Doug K.
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
LOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
ReplyDeleteHello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever