From ghoulies and ghosties...
And long-legged beasties...
And things that go bump in the night...
Sorta, anyway.
No more leering cardboard fans,
No more un-extended hands.
No more ballpark piped-in cheers,
No more solitary beers.
No more wasted nights on Reddit,
Yo, Adrian, we fucking did it.
See all you bitches at the Stadium this summer.
ReplyDeleteDie Hal. Just die.
One has to wonder what The Mick could have accomplished with today’s training advances. What sort of contract could he have gotten.....
ReplyDeleteAn interesting question...
ReplyDeleteIf Mick played today...
Given that the Yankees don't let players play through injuries he might have ended up like Stanton.
Also the boozing, plus "the everybody has a camera" world we live in, would not have gone well for him.
But that aside, probably a Mike Trout contract seems about right.
Doug K.
Nice opening day pics and prose.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
ReplyDeleteOne has to wonder what The Mick could have accomplished with today’s training advances. What sort of contract could he have gotten.....
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-- Joe DiMaggio
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