Hey! His name is Wandy! And all we gave up for his was a serviceable outfielder who has an OPS+ of (checks bb ref) of 82 with his new team. Okay. I admit that maybe the memory of Tauchman2019 may be clouding my judgement. But I'm sure we could've found a lefty reliever that sucks somewhere down on the farm. And not given up a fourth outfielder with a career OPS+ (checks bb ref) of 98.
Good. I don't have to add that oblivious couple in right field to my ever-growing shit list.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, how'd it go today?"
"Great, hon! I got a sunburn, and your Dad almost ruined the game for every other Yankees fan there! But hey, on the way back we rolled a couple drunks and set some trash cans on fire to make up for it."
Wandy: "What does Wandy mean? the tribe of the Vandals Meaning:the tribe of the Vandals. Wandy as a girl's name is of Slavic origin, and the meaning of Wandy is "the tribe of the Vandals". Wandy is related to the name Wanda."
One of my favorite memories of the old stadium was sitting in the first base line upper deck at an afternoon game. Two people fighting in the bleachers beat up the ushers trying to break it up, then they continued fighting. Then about a dozen cops came and took the two fighting women away.
Stats are meaningless? Boone yanked Taillon as he approached his third time through the order because opposing teams are hitting .400 against him the third time through. Information like that, acted on in a timely manner, helps to win games.
If you stop jerking off and actually read, he said "misleading," but that matters naught to you, as you are a fixed-perception, beady-eyed humorless stat baby and we just like to kick you around at this point. Too bad you're irrelevant.
Firefly -- you keep harping on how valueless stats are. If they are misleading, they are meaningless--that is, they have no useful value. But of course you are completely illiterate in this area, as in every other area. And I do not proofread anyone's posts, least of all yourse, which come reader-proof already--they never say anything coherent or useful--it's just a lonely, crabby old guy strutting his nonexistent sense of humor.
Quoth Firefly: " rarity. A watchable game. The Yankees are finally almost likeable. And the carmine hose lost. Why am I terrified? Boone will find a way to screw it up. With help from brainless."
A guy sitting alone in his stained underwear thought that someone out there needed to read this witless drivel. Oh--by the way, Witless Wonder, the American spelling is "likable," not "likeable." Spelled either way, you don't qualify.
I hope your Medicare premium is paid up. You're going to need an emergency intravenous push of Namenda very soon.
"Both spellings are acceptable in both British and American English, but British English strongly prefers likeable, while American English slightly prefers likable."
Aw, the wittle wad missed his snack and nap time. Proofreading while denying it is quite a chuckle. As for your 'typo', I can see how it would be so difficult to type correctly with so many 'sticky' keys on your keyboard.
Were you actually watching the game, or is your bossman at the pizza pit such a slave driver that he actually expects you to *work* during working hours?
Poor millennial. No one understands you.
Your safe space in mommy's basement will always be there for you.
Hey Firefly--I already stated that "likable" is the preferred American usage. So who can't read now, genius? You are named "Firefly" because you have the brain of a firefly--a very OLD firefly. How apt your self-image!
Now yap again, Firefly. Proof that you're my trained little yapping doggy. I order to yap again. NOW.
Rufus- The old stadium... your story put me in the way back machine...in the 90’s... what a zoo. It was wonderful. I don’t remember when or who played, but there was this one game that just had beer fight after beer fight in the upper deck. You’d see the suds flying from across on the other side of the upper deck, It just went on and on the entire game. There were five distinct beer fights that day at least. Bums hauled out left and right. It was glorious. I was drunk, my friends were drunk, and the place was just bedlam. I lived in NH, but had weekend dibs on an apartment on E77th and would bring down some NH friends. There was nothing like this in Fenway. They thought I was the coolest guy ont he planet to bring them to this almost0dangerous area. When I was real young, we always sat three rows back from visitors dugout (thank you RR Donnelly) but when I was old enough to go on my own and sit up top I learned how amazing baseball games could be. They weren’t carding for beer well into the 1990s. I haven/t been drunk in like two years, I need some beer, sunshine, and a rowdy crowd. Shame the new place is so fancy.
Anyone ever notice that the further from being actually having their ass kicked the bigger the mouth? That semen curd really needs to get help, and possibly salvage his life.
Anyone ever notice that the further from being actually having their ass kicked the bigger the mouth? That semen curd really needs to get help, and possibly salvage his life. "
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Gleyber does it again…
ReplyDeleteAnd Gary Sanchez strikes out swinging. End of threat.
ReplyDeleteThis rerun brought to you by Stone and Hand. Visit stoneandhand.com.
ICS kills another rally…
ReplyDeleteGiven the same players, I'd have a lot more confidence in this batting order:
ReplyDeleteDJ
Judge
Urshela
Gleyber
Andujar
Gardy
Voit
Sanchez
Frazier
If the bottom 3 or 4 guys surprise, great. But now they only kill whatever the first 5 guys might get going.
ReplyDeleteAs an aside, DJ is really in a slump, for him.
And yet another home plate ump deciding to guess at balls and strikes.
ReplyDeleteFrank Drebin was better at balls and strikes.
ReplyDeleteYes men crowing about Peralta's pitching success. Thanks guys.
ReplyDeleteFrank Drebin was better than Peralta. What a dumb move, no matter what the YES boys said.
ReplyDeleteNo team has ever won a World Series with someone named Wandy on their roster…you can look it up…
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that boosted Peralta's confidence.
ReplyDeleteHey! His name is Wandy! And all we gave up for his was a serviceable outfielder who has an OPS+ of (checks bb ref) of 82 with his new team. Okay. I admit that maybe the memory of Tauchman2019 may be clouding my judgement. But I'm sure we could've found a lefty reliever that sucks somewhere down on the farm. And not given up a fourth outfielder with a career OPS+ (checks bb ref) of 98.
ReplyDeleteHis name is Wandy..the newest series on Netflix…lol
ReplyDeleteChiSox really aren't good fielders. 34 errors is an awful lot.
ReplyDeleteAnd just like that Johnny Lasagna screws up.
And our own Bartman appears. What a dick. My penalty would be immediate ejection and a lifetime ban from the Stadium.
ReplyDeleteHave the feeling the bullpen is going to blow this one yet.
ReplyDeleteSorry. Not Lasagna. Green.
ReplyDeleteFUCKER!
Frazier didn't have a chance on that play to be honest, but Judge would have caught that...however...
ReplyDeleteWe will look back fondly on May from the future Dreseden of July...
ReplyDelete"Our own Bartman."
ReplyDeleteSoon to be enrolled in the witless protection program.
Douche.
ReplyDeleteGleyber another hit. The guy is on fire.
En feugo!
ReplyDeleteAnd.... Chapman blows it.
ReplyDeleteFucker.
ReplyDeleteFucker. Fucker. Fucker.
He hasn't even sweat a quart yet.
ReplyDeleteTaking way too much time between pitches. Universal sign of a pitcher in trouble and without confidence.
ReplyDeleteHe survived.
ReplyDeleteNow we have Frazier and Gardy before DJ. So DJ bats with two outs.
Ok, Clint is hitting today. Good.
ReplyDeleteDangerous spot to steal. But with Gardy striking out, that might work.
ReplyDeleteTyler! Man, he's fast.
ReplyDeleteWe can win this.
A real walk off.
ReplyDeleteScrew LaRussa.
Great games. Good old-fashioned baseball.
WALK OFF WALK!! WALK OFF WALK!!
ReplyDeleteThuuu-eyeeee-uh-uh-uhuhuhuhuh-UH-UH-UHUHUHUH YANKEES WIN!!!!!
The fuckers!! They win!!
FUCK LARUSSA!!!!
ReplyDeleteGREAT discipline by Judge, great hustle by Wade, nice hitting by Red> ThuuUUUUUUuuuuuHHHH Yankees WIN!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love me a walk off walk more than anything. Except maybe a walk off balk. They are both really good, The Best!
ReplyDeleteJudges first career walk off walk. First Yankee walk off walk since 2010.
ReplyDeleteA rarity. A watchable game. The Yankees are finally almost likeable. And the carmine hose lost.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I terrified? Boone will find a way to screw it up. With help from brainless.
And Boston lost. Though Tampa won.
ReplyDeleteGood. I don't have to add that oblivious couple in right field to my ever-growing shit list.
ReplyDelete"Hey, Mom, Dad, how'd it go today?"
"Great, hon! I got a sunburn, and your Dad almost ruined the game for every other Yankees fan there! But hey, on the way back we rolled a couple drunks and set some trash cans on fire to make up for it."
Hoss, you don't think that idiot actually got out of the bleachers unscathed. Do you?
ReplyDeleteI guess with the covid distancing, it's possible he made a run for it and made it.
He did not make it. No.
ReplyDeleteThis will tell you how misleading stats are.
ReplyDeleteWandy got the 'hold' for that atrocious outing.
Wandy:
"What does Wandy mean?
the tribe of the Vandals
Meaning:the tribe of the Vandals. Wandy as a girl's name is of Slavic origin, and the meaning of Wandy is "the tribe of the Vandals". Wandy is related to the name Wanda."
He vandalized all right.
One of my favorite memories of the old stadium was sitting in the first base line upper deck at an afternoon game. Two people fighting in the bleachers beat up the ushers trying to break it up, then they continued fighting. Then about a dozen cops came and took the two fighting women away.
ReplyDeleteStats are meaningless? Boone yanked Taillon as he approached his third time through the order because opposing teams are hitting .400 against him the third time through. Information like that, acted on in a timely manner, helps to win games.
ReplyDeleteIf you stop jerking off and actually read, he said "misleading," but that matters naught to you, as you are a fixed-perception, beady-eyed humorless stat baby and we just like to kick you around at this point. Too bad you're irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteProofreader can't read? How humorous.
ReplyDeleteHer panties must *really* be in a twist. Must be rubbing on his vibrator.
Clint Frazier, one man rally.
ReplyDeleteFirefly -- you keep harping on how valueless stats are. If they are misleading, they are meaningless--that is, they have no useful value. But of course you are completely illiterate in this area, as in every other area. And I do not proofread anyone's posts, least of all yourse, which come reader-proof already--they never say anything coherent or useful--it's just a lonely, crabby old guy strutting his nonexistent sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteyours
ReplyDeleteQuoth Firefly: " rarity. A watchable game. The Yankees are finally almost likeable. And the carmine hose lost. Why am I terrified? Boone will find a way to screw it up. With help from brainless."
ReplyDeleteA guy sitting alone in his stained underwear thought that someone out there needed to read this witless drivel. Oh--by the way, Witless Wonder, the American spelling is "likable," not "likeable." Spelled either way, you don't qualify.
I hope your Medicare premium is paid up. You're going to need an emergency intravenous push of Namenda very soon.
"Both spellings are acceptable in both British and American English, but British English strongly prefers likeable, while American English slightly prefers likable."
ReplyDeleteAw, the wittle wad missed his snack and nap time. Proofreading while denying it is quite a chuckle. As for your 'typo', I can see how it would be so difficult to type correctly with so many 'sticky' keys on your keyboard.
Were you actually watching the game, or is your bossman at the pizza pit such a slave driver that he actually expects you to *work* during working hours?
Poor millennial. No one understands you.
Your safe space in mommy's basement will always be there for you.
Hey Firefly--I already stated that "likable" is the preferred American usage. So who can't read now, genius? You are named "Firefly" because you have the brain of a firefly--a very OLD firefly. How apt your self-image!
ReplyDeleteNow yap again, Firefly. Proof that you're my trained little yapping doggy. I order to yap again. NOW.
You're the best. And remember, I'm not copying and pasting MY drivel. I'm saving all of YOURS! One day, you'll see yourself in print.
ReplyDeleteRufus- The old stadium... your story put me in the way back machine...in the 90’s... what a zoo. It was wonderful. I don’t remember when or who played, but there was this one game that just had beer fight after beer fight in the upper deck. You’d see the suds flying from across on the other side of the upper deck, It just went on and on the entire game. There were five distinct beer fights that day at least. Bums hauled out left and right. It was glorious. I was drunk, my friends were drunk, and the place was just bedlam. I lived in NH, but had weekend dibs on an apartment on E77th and would bring down some NH friends. There was nothing like this in Fenway. They thought I was the coolest guy ont he planet to bring them to this almost0dangerous area. When I was real young, we always sat three rows back from visitors dugout (thank you RR Donnelly) but when I was old enough to go on my own and sit up top I learned how amazing baseball games could be. They weren’t carding for beer well into the 1990s. I haven/t been drunk in like two years, I need some beer, sunshine, and a rowdy crowd. Shame the new place is so fancy.
ReplyDeleteWandy Rodríguez, a "Wandy" who actually made the World Series. Lost though, so there's that....
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever notice that the further from being actually having their ass kicked the bigger the mouth? That semen curd really needs to get help, and possibly salvage his life.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of McBroom and they sweep. Coincidence? Certainly not.
ReplyDeleteI must note that the new IIF chyron is not my own words. I am quoting 13bit!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this McBroom of which you must never spaketh Leinstery?? Certainly a verily fever dream, doth no??
ReplyDeleteBeauregard, we should totally drink up the new place on August 18th!
ReplyDeleteKevin, name the street corner where you'd like to have your teeth relocated to your throat. No charge for rhe dental surgery.
ReplyDelete" Kevin said...
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever notice that the further from being actually having their ass kicked the bigger the mouth? That semen curd really needs to get help, and possibly salvage his life. "
He/Her/They is example #1.
"but that matters naught to you." Once again, Psycho Boy leaves the field behind in the Worst Writer in the World competition. Congratulations! I hope that this honor does not matter naught to you!
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
ReplyDeleteLOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
Hello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever