Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Texas Game Thread


 

28 comments:

  1. I still get "alerts" from BleacherReports on my phone which always blast me the Yankee starting lineup.
    Tonight's includes;
    Gardner-.188
    Odor-.161
    Sanchez-.185
    Andujar- .120
    Ford-.091 and
    LaMarre-.000

    I believe that Delta House had higher GPA.
    Why would any rational, or even irrational, adult watch this?
    I think that I would rather extract a one inch oak sliver out of my eyelid.
    The Archangel

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  2. Archie,

    You should probably do that anyway. You wouldn't want it to become infected.

    Doug K.

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  3. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    And phone a friend for eyelid sliver extraction help. Winnie may be helpful as long as it is less than 10 drinks into it. Then, I'd suggest the Rambo suture technique.

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  4. Is LaMarre's new nickname "Blutarsky"?

    The draft boards won't care.

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  5. Taillon's such an asshole.

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  6. Big head: "not a pretty inning for the Yankees"

    or the last decade.

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  7. Juju intervention postponed for Red Thun

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  8. Ford Sanchez and AnDUjar all getting hits? Did the planets all align?

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  9. I don't care if it is a rally. I hate them.

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  10. two out hits!? What next? Cats laying with dogs?

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  11. duque,

    Brain heard about the plan, and decided to derail it. It's the evil nitwit in him.

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  12. Nice to see the guys hitting. But yet another incredible breakdown in fundamentals that the guys in the booth refuse to acknowledge.

    Neither Ford nor AnDUjar were running hard on that whack by Ford. Ford stood in the box and admired what he was sure was a home run at first, and you could see Miggy visibly slow as he thought the ball was out.

    Not acceptable, with two outs.

    This is the first thing you're taught on the sandlot. Never assume anything, always run hard. I get that both these guys must be unfamiliar with hitting the ball or running the bases. But c'mon. This is baseball. You have to play the whole game.

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  13. And LeMahieu bails everybody out. That's more The General I know.

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  14. Ragnar knows to run! He is fired up!

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  15. I know it is not Wandy Peralta's fault that Tauchman was traded for him. I don't care. I still hate him for it.

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  16. Andujar, with that El Matador swing again!

    Nice to see.

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  17. The Baseball Wizard always said “Run it out.” Anyone remember that?

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  18. They have to run it out! How do they get hurt running? I am old as fuck and I can still run!!

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  19. Fine. They won. The wretched fucks won a game. So what. Hooray. Thuh uh uh uh Yankees win. Fuck 'em.




    FUCKERS!!!

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  20. I saw that Sanchez came out for a cramping hamstring. Naturally it will turn out that the muscle will be torn off the bone. He won't play until 2023. Hopefully I kid.

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  21. Kevin--Only you know whether or not you kid. The result of the injury has no bearing on your intention. Your brain is pea soup.

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  22. Being an internet troll, man that's the best you can do? You're not witty, never funny, and your understanding of baseball thin at best. Seriously, do something with your life before it's too late. You sure as hell don't get to me.

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