Friday, May 21, 2021

Yanks resume great historical rivalry with White Sox Game Thread

 You know, Dan Pasqua...



41 comments:

  1. If given time Pasqua & Maas = Mantle & Maris

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  2. And here is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.

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  3. Oh. Oh. Monty is pitching. That's too bad.

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  4. We learn that The Master has a Toyota Camry. "A great car."

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  5. The Yankees score so infrequently Sterling should change his home run call to
    Goooooooooaaaaal!

    Doug K.

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  6. Good one, Doug K.!

    And Celerino Sanchez, I love your namesake. But never in this world were Dan Pasqua and Kevin Maas going to be Mantle and Maris. They weren't even going to be Gamble and Velez.

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  7. NYYs have 13 outs - 10 via K. Really? I thought this nightmare was already at its max.

    Proves that I know abs. nuthin.

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  8. Nice, 10 Ks and they're not even half way through this game

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  9. The Yankees are not going to score tonight. I hate them.

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  10. I have to say, the complete lack of contact seems to have solved the "long game problem."

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  11. Games were far too encumbered by offense in the past. Hits, rallies, maneuvering to get men in scoring position. That crackpot Charley Lau nearly ruined the game with his obsession with contact and hitting .300.

    Still it's a shame that he passed so young, aged 50 of cancer.

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  12. Yankees 2021: an historic no-hitter, followed by a no-run game.

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  13. Goooooooooaaaaaal!

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  14. IT'S GLEYBER DAY!! LIKE A GOOD GLEYBER - FUCK YOU YANKEES HATE YOU - LIKE A GOOD GLEYBER, TORRES IS THERE!!!

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  15. Obviously, we destroyed the White Sox starter by fanning repeatedly. He became exhausted, we got into the bullpen -- and there you are!

    Or something.

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  16. Boone had better not let Montgomery out there to start the 8th. I swear to gods I will drive to Westchester and shit on his front porch if Boone lets Monty go back out there.

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  17. Motherfornicator.

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  18. They are SO SO bad. Ten runners out at the plate this year.

    Doug K.

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  19. And the rationalization of it on the TV broadcast: "Well, it was run on contact." FOH. There is no planet on which the fastest player on the Yankees should be gunned down by 20 feet at HP.

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  20. 10 runners out at the plate? Must be the dead ball. Fucking Manfred

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  21. Triple play? Triple play. Now they are just fucking with us.

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  22. That, I did not expect.

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  23. Baseball Gods are smiling on us...

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  24. Good...no stupid baserunning so far in this inning...

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  25. That was the best 9th I can remember seeing. Holy fuck.

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  26. They somehow managed to turn a toothache of a game into a feel-good win.

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  27. Joe, they're like that boxer that lets you pummel him to a bloody mess until you're tired "come at me, punchy" and THEN he knocks you out.

    Or smth

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  28. The-e-e-e-uh-uh-uhuhuhuhuh-UH-UH-UHUHUHUH YANKEES WIN!!!!!

    The fuckers!!

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  29. I cannot recall a more astonishing finish to a game in a long time.

    If it hasn’t already been said, that was a huge Yankees win. HUGE.

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  30. Turn on the Mets game if you're still awake. WTF are the Marlins wearing? Is that actually a uniform?

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  32. Looks like Hicks is out for the season. Hmmm..

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  33. Hmmm? How about huzzah!

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  34. Horace Clarke, OK maybe they were more like Frank Tepedino & Jim Lyttle, but a little Hyperbole never hurt anyone.

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  35. Rumor is that the Yanks are interested in DeShields in Texas AAA. Another marginal OF...jeez...

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  36. Just when you think we made room for a young, talented centerfielder....yuck.

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