Some swell summer eatin' from back when the Yankees were good!
Hey fellers! If you twist the ring, it creates what will become known as a defensive over-shift. The dum-dum players from the next millennium won't know that all they have to do is tilt the ring to the side to lay down a bunt. Our species is doomed and that ain't swell!
And, Hey! That Pineda feller's ring is all covered with tar!
I can completely believe we're going to get swept by Toronto.
ReplyDeleteAt least Pineda was trying ...
ReplyDelete“Here’s the score card for hits, runs, homos!”
ReplyDeleteI need to start wearing my glasses when I look at the screen. I was at the Yankee website looking at the IL updates and thought I saw “RIP Corey Kluber.” Was it just my eyes, or… ?
That was just Kluber's career, not his actual life.
ReplyDeleteJudge! Sanchez!
ReplyDeleteWho'd a thunk it?
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Wandy got so lucky there because he usually can't get major league hitters out.
ReplyDeleteICS has two hits but manages to completely screw up by getting thrown out at home. Fuck him. And fuck that Florial kid for not hitting the ball harder.
ReplyDeleteFUCKERS!!
And Senor FlopSweat appears to be hurt. Of course he is the fucker.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to get used to the sight of Yankees baserunners jogging down the 3rd base line to be tagged out at home by 30+ feet.
ReplyDeleteThe uhuhuhuhuh Fuckers win. Great. Super. So what. Lost 2 of 3 to the Blue Jays. Hooray.
ReplyDeleteOne game note: the Master noted duque's analysis of Judge being a monster on 3-0 counts. I guess he reads the blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pocono Steve, I'll never get used to stupidity on the basepaths. Makes me want to see mandatory bunting and baserunning drills interspersed with games of pepper.
Everyone hits better with 3-0 counts, given a sufficient sample size. This is the kind of "original" insight that comes to those who have never read a book on analytics.
ReplyDelete:Yankees send down Estevan Florial despite good cameo." This is a diseased organization.
ReplyDeleteYankees now lead the majors with 25 guys thrown out on the basepaths.
ReplyDeletePathetic. BUT...the trouble is employing an actual blind man as a third-base coach.
Me, watching Florial's ball fall just short of a home run: "Oh, what a shame, but I hope they don't send Sanchez because of course he will be out by 10 feet."
Blind Phil Nevins, the crazy blues singer we employ as a third-base coach: "Run, Sanchie, run! Or is that Tyler?"
I'm sorry, but the third-base coach does one fucking thing. When he can't do that as well as the folks at home, it's time for him to go.
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ReplyDeleteyou are so right. we don't deserve your astute analysis here amongst the neanderthals. you are so insightful knowing that ALL players have a .912 OBP with a 3-0 count. someone should tell boonie to just issue intentional walks when yankee pitchers get to 3-0.
why on earth did you turn down that job in the yankees analytical department. you sure know more than they ever could.
Hoss, I think the 3rd base coach is also responsible "relieving" the coach's pent up stress. By any means necessary.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
Stupid blind as a bat fucker.
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