I am amazed at Boone's proclivity to see things as relatively fine no mater how hot the house fire is raging. Yesterday he was babbling about how their at-bats were showing signs of improvement vs the shitshow in Detroit over the weekend. If he'd been born a few thousand years ago, YHWH Elohim would endorse him for governor of Sodom and/or Gomorrah.
Of the 17 position players currently on the 40-man, only 4 are lefty bats. Maybe this is an unfair comparison, but the 98 team had 19 position players with 9 of them batting lefty or switch.
Brain, you were there. Do the math. You want to win, you need to either get or develop lefty/switch bats. Aaron Hicks does not count.
I am convinced that Boonie has ping-pong balls with the players' names and sets the lineup with one of those machines they use to select the lotto numbers.
You think we'd crumble? You think we'd lay down and die? Oh no, not us, we will survive Oh, as long as we know how to love, we know we'll stay alive ...
"Pathetic" doesn't even come close, and when I am at a loss for words, that's a sure sign of Deep Hurting.
Wow, that almost makes me forget that FUCKING SANCHEZ JUST RAN INTO THE 27TH OUT ON THE BASEPATHS THIS YEAR MAKING THE FIRST OUT AT THIRD THE MISERABLE FUCKER NEVER HEARD NOT TO MAKE THE FIRSTORLASTOUTOFANINNINGATTHIRD!!!!!!!!
Damnit. Just trade him or release him or put an oar on his shoulder and send him over the GWB with instructions to keep walking until someone asks him what's that on his shoulder and then cram him into a molten glass furnace.
ICS cannot hit a breaking ball. Or a fastball. I'm pretty sure he can hit the all you can eat buffet. He'd never get thrown out heading to the ice cream bar. He'd be like Billy "White Shoes" Johnson.
Yeah, I was going to say, Carl Weitz, 'You're gonna stand there and flip the bat at home on a ball that lands in the first row? With your .179 average, for your bad-ass self? Fuck you.'
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821 God bless you I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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WOW. THEM RAYS AIN'T GOT A CHANCE!
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is running this shit show?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI seems I ask myself that question every fucking day.
ReplyDeleteThat makes three lefties in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
Yeah, all three suck, but...I wonder...could it be that someone thought...
Nah. Not possible. Not with Moe, Larry, and Curly running things.
I am amazed at Boone's proclivity to see things as relatively fine no mater how hot the house fire is raging. Yesterday he was babbling about how their at-bats were showing signs of improvement vs the shitshow in Detroit over the weekend. If he'd been born a few thousand years ago, YHWH Elohim would endorse him for governor of Sodom and/or Gomorrah.
ReplyDeleteBoone is a talking head - a meat puppet - on Brian's left fist.
ReplyDeleteBrian is calling the shots.
Which is why he needs to be held accountable.
BUT...BUT...BUT...
I believe....
not sure what, but I believe.
Mustang, reading your list was like being on the receiving end of 10 hard slaps to the face.
ReplyDeleteHave they actually resorted to assigning positions by pulling names from a hat?
Their computers need an update...garbage in...garbage out...as they say in my field.
ReplyDeleteI took a quick look at the SWB roster and it came as no surprise to discover there is only one lefty bat on the 40-man: Florial.
ReplyDeleteOf the 17 position players currently on the 40-man, only 4 are lefty bats. Maybe this is an unfair comparison, but the 98 team had 19 position players with 9 of them batting lefty or switch.
ReplyDeleteBrain, you were there. Do the math. You want to win, you need to either get or develop lefty/switch bats. Aaron Hicks does not count.
I am convinced that Boonie has ping-pong balls with the players' names and sets the lineup with one of those machines they use to select the lotto numbers.
ReplyDeleteThat’s being awfully generous Bern. It sounds like you’re suggesting he has a method.
ReplyDeleteIs this some kind of fantasy league lineup? Billy Boy Martin would have beaten The Brain to death.
ReplyDeleteThere's..... got.... to..... be.... a....morning.... after..................
ReplyDeleteThat’s being awfully generous Bern. It sounds like you’re suggesting he has a method.
ReplyDeleteShit. Did it again.
ReplyDeleteIf we had our druthers 5 of the nine starters would even be Yankees.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Tonight will be another dreadful soul-rotting nightmare, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteAnd we are off to another great start.
ReplyDeleteFuck it. I can’t watch this shit.
ReplyDeleteWEEEEEE...are the CHAMPions........WEEEEEE...are the CHAMPions.............of the WOOOOOOORLD.....
ReplyDeleteYou think we'd crumble?
ReplyDeleteYou think we'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not us, we will survive
Oh, as long as we know how to love, we know we'll stay alive ...
"Pathetic" doesn't even come close, and when I am at a loss for words, that's a sure sign of Deep Hurting.
This is painful. A lineup of zombies, barely going thru the motions.
ReplyDeleteMiggy, Miggy AnDUjar – he’s very upset
ReplyDeleteHe’s sick and tired of livin’ in debt
Tired of roaches
Tired of rats
I know he is …
What are the odds that we can get a 2 out RBI hit??????????????
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees' best offensive weapon is now the bases-loaded walk.
ReplyDeleteTwo runs!!!!!! Still no base hit for the RBI...
ReplyDelete"OK guys, whatever you do, DON'T SWING!!"
ReplyDeleteWe've gone from "Savages in the box" to "Keep the bat on your shoulder, we'll be better off!"
ReplyDeleteMiggy! Pretending it's 2019!
ReplyDeleteI like Miggy.
ReplyDeleteOh Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna ...
ReplyDeleteSavages in the Box? It's like a dream that phrase. I try to grasp the memory but it's not there. It's not there.
ReplyDeleteLASAGNA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTeam brought to you by
ReplyDeleteWhite Privilege LLC.
-Cashman and Booney Bros
What the fuck was that?
ReplyDeleteDid Sanchez just shit the bed between the bases again?
ReplyDeleteWow, that almost makes me forget that FUCKING SANCHEZ JUST RAN INTO THE 27TH OUT ON THE BASEPATHS THIS YEAR MAKING THE FIRST OUT AT THIRD THE MISERABLE FUCKER NEVER HEARD NOT TO MAKE THE FIRSTORLASTOUTOFANINNINGATTHIRD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamnit. Just trade him or release him or put an oar on his shoulder and send him over the GWB with instructions to keep walking until someone asks him what's that on his shoulder and then cram him into a molten glass furnace.
Fucker.
JoeoAZ, you can't hide from us. We know where you're from.
ReplyDeleteDOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!! And I don't mean to Scranton-Wilkes Barre.
ReplyDeleteICS needs an ankle bracelet that shocks him if he is not standing on a base and the ball is less than 250' away.
ReplyDeleteICS needs the chain around his neck like the poor dog in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons…
ReplyDeleteHere comes the rally killer…
ReplyDeleteChapo needs to loose the grip on one to offset assholes throwing to first with judge running. They're attempting to get him injured. No other reason.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the hamburger shows up.
ReplyDelete...but I doubt it.
Fuck Stanton
ReplyDeleteground chuck showed up
ReplyDeleteGlad I missed most of this. Glad to miss the rest of it.
ReplyDeleteRolaids is on the mound…
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice that YES stopped showing the hitters’ game summary (e.g. 1-3) in the game box during this extended slump?
ReplyDeleteHa I posted that and they turned it on again lol
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when DJ coming to bat with RISP meant you could start loosening the wires on the champagne cork.
ReplyDeleteThese days one goes to the can with no fear of missing anything
Oh, FUCK!
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees' best offensive strategy ... DON'T SWING, GARY!!
ReplyDeletesix inches from the end of the bat.
ReplyDeleteThey're screwed
Sanchez sucks
ReplyDeleteWhy da fukk did he swing???
ReplyDeleteBeen a helluva game for ICS so far, huh?
ReplyDeleteA foot from the end of the bat.
ReplyDeleteWould have been a walk if he kept the bat on his shoulder.
Damn this is awful.
George would have him on the bus to Trenton before the start of the next inning.
ReplyDeleteICS cannot hit a breaking ball. Or a fastball. I'm pretty sure he can hit the all you can eat buffet. He'd never get thrown out heading to the ice cream bar. He'd be like Billy "White Shoes" Johnson.
ReplyDeleteThis is masochism watching the game.
ReplyDeleteDFA this fucking deadweight
ReplyDeleteBoner is an asshole. Mechanical substitutions without any coaching.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Sanchez will be the runner at second to start the inning. Great.
ReplyDeleteHit Wade. Bat Torres for ICS. QED.
ReplyDelete,,,or try to lose.
Ranger...you forgot to add the word "cock".
ReplyDeleteWide open right side. Ground to short. Uh-huh!
ReplyDeletespeedy runner on third with two outs.
ReplyDeleteYankees are sure to win. Or the other outcome.
Frazier!!!
ReplyDeleteDOWNTOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWNTOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWNTOWN GOES FRAZIER!
ReplyDeleteWhy do I feel nothing ... no joy at this? I think I need to cancel my MLB subscription and pencil-in more appointments with my shrink.
ReplyDeleteAt least Ginger has that fuck you look after hitting it.
ReplyDeleteBrain is checking to see if he has options to go to Scranton right now. He must need rest.
What the fuck just happened?? What the fuck just happened??
ReplyDeleteWell, well.
ReplyDeleteIt just goes to show you can't predict baseball.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Lucky that it didn't hit the top of the wall and Frazier thrown out at first.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to say, Carl Weitz, 'You're gonna stand there and flip the bat at home on a ball that lands in the first row? With your .179 average, for your bad-ass self? Fuck you.'
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he's got attitude.
Let the guy enjoy it. It's been rare enough.
ReplyDeleteHe stood and gazed at his first row HR because he was in shock
ReplyDeleteThe Archangel
I'll give Frazier the benefit of the doubt. If it wasn't out, even ICS could have walked home. Also, the left fielder likely catches it.
ReplyDeleteThat said, it would be nice to see everyone hustle to first on every fair ball.
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.