Wow, you are only 47? I have Herpes sores that old. If I remember correctly, I got drunk on your birthday. Then again, I got drunk most June evenings in 1974. I t was a college-age thing in the '70s.
From the way you write, I thought that you are much older!! That impacted anal cavity that you've had to deal with must have really aged you.
But, seriously, Happy Birthday. this site gives me joy every day and there is nothing bad about that.
It's PEERLESS LEADER, the mantle a young El Duque took over from former Yankees manager Frank Chance, on Chance's retirement back in...well, never mind.
Suffice it to say, he IS peerless! Happy birthday, Duque, and many happy returns on the day!
Happy birthday. Was Boris and Natasha's boss named Fearless Leader or Peerless Leader? I though it was Fearless, but memory is a tricky thing at my age.
King really sucked in the 5th. What the hell happened? I remember the guy who pitched masterfully for 7 against some other tomato can.
So now, Chad. A very good pitcher who's had some really rocky outings. Well, he got the out after King loaded the bases a la King.
Duque's hit on Frazier might take a while. The hired man had a couple of other jobs lined up for other teams. Did a great job on Hicks, though, I have to say.
That is the single worst clutch moment I have ever seen in professional sports. If they released Aroldis Chapman tomorrow morning I would have absolutely no problem with it. They will never win anything with this bum.
Did everyone see the YES posting of the contrast between the numbers between Chapman's first dozen or so games and his last dozen or so games? Pretty ominous. For the past two weeks he's been a very bad pitcher indeed.
Happy Belated Birthday, El Duque! You're only 47? Holy crap, I thought you were at least 70 or 75. As Platoni noted above, we're peers of our Peerless Leader! Who'd have thunk it?
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Happy Birthday, esteemed leader!
ReplyDelete“Typically, better writers are going to hit into birthdays “
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY Hart, we can never return the joy that you give us, each and every day. All the best my friend!
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ReplyDeleteA birthday haiku
A Dynasty fades.
Only obsession remains.
The writer sees all.
Happy Birthday Hart!
Doug K.
Wow, you are only 47? I have Herpes sores that old.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly, I got drunk on your birthday. Then again, I got drunk most June evenings in 1974. I t was a college-age thing in the '70s.
From the way you write, I thought that you are much older!!
That impacted anal cavity that you've had to deal with must have really aged you.
But, seriously, Happy Birthday.
this site gives me joy every day and there is nothing bad about that.
The Effusive Archangel
Happy Birthday El Duque!!! Or is that the 47th Anniversary of your 21st birthday?
ReplyDelete"Esteemed leader"? WTF?
ReplyDeleteIt's PEERLESS LEADER, the mantle a young El Duque took over from former Yankees manager Frank Chance, on Chance's retirement back in...well, never mind.
Suffice it to say, he IS peerless! Happy birthday, Duque, and many happy returns on the day!
47? That's my age. That means I am a peer of the Peerless Leader. Which is blowing my mind, much like the Yankees' inability to score with RISP.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, man. May you reach a 100! (as we say in Albania).
Happy Birthday El Duque! I hope you celebrate with a good amount of potent potables!
ReplyDeleteBut 47?? Hmmm. LOL
Jack Benny fans want to know: Is 47 the new 39?
ReplyDeleteHBD...
ReplyDeleteNice start, Yanks. Assholes
ReplyDeleteA rally.
ReplyDeleteThree walks.
Anyone for a no-no?
ReplyDeleteOur old friend GIDP is here
ReplyDeleteOh hell--I jinxed it.
ReplyDeleteA two out hit? With runners in scoring position?
ReplyDeleteWho'da thunk it?
A hit with RISP, and two outs, and with run(s) scoring. this is the turnaround we needed, boys. And it only took a few dozen fails.
ReplyDeleteYou all doubted this was even possible, but who's laughing now that the season is saved
47...sure that's not the year of birth?
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday. Was Boris and Natasha's boss named Fearless Leader or Peerless Leader? I though it was Fearless, but memory is a tricky thing at my age.
King really sucked in the 5th. What the hell happened? I remember the guy who pitched masterfully for 7 against some other tomato can.
So now, Chad. A very good pitcher who's had some really rocky outings. Well, he got the out after King loaded the bases a la King.
Has Clint now received a temporary stay of duque's demotion order to SWB?
ReplyDeleteDuque's hit on Frazier might take a while. The hired man had a couple of other jobs lined up for other teams. Did a great job on Hicks, though, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteDuque, do journalists get pensions?
ReplyDeleteWhen you stop laughing, let me know. Thanks.
Judge has refound his swing at low and outside pitches.
ReplyDeleteMore shitty umping.
ReplyDeleteAfternoon game tomorrow, which means I can watch it starting 10 a.m.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I love Pacific time.
JM, try Hawaii. It's even better. The super bowl comes on at noon. Spring training games for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds great. And I hear the pineapple is fresh.
ReplyDeleteStanton, like Judge, has refound his swing at low and outside pitches.
We have 9 walks and 3 hits and 2 runs.
ReplyDeleteJesus fried chicken.
Yanks squandering opportunities...
ReplyDeleteVoit fans.
ReplyDeleteHad four outs to work with that inning too given Stanton's "walk."
ReplyDeleteBritton serving meatballs for dinner today.
ReplyDeleteGIDP. How many is that now? 912?
ReplyDeleteHello old GIDP.
ReplyDeleteIve come to see you again.
Don't worry. Odor will save us. Heh.
ReplyDeleteOdor doesn't stink...
ReplyDelete11 walks and 2 runs. Must be some sort of record.
ReplyDeleteLolz. That, I did not expect.
ReplyDeleteRoughneck Bad Odor puts us ahead.
ReplyDeleteA two out hit? AGAIN?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhat next, cat's sleeping with dogs?
I still don't like him, but I'll take his home run.
ReplyDeleteRolaids is warming up...
ReplyDeleteAll that stands between the Yankees and a win, is flop-sweat firehose.
ReplyDeleteI'm nervous.
What's with the terrible racist Atlanta Braves chant at Yankee Stadium?
ReplyDelete@JM...Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes. It's played everywhere...
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda must be in the stands.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I should've said the shitty racist Atlanta Braves chant. My bad.
ReplyDeleteI saw her at our pre-pandemic hangout. She is incredibly tiny.
ReplyDeleteNo prob...it's not that either...
ReplyDeleteWhat is it?
ReplyDeleteNot shitty or terrible...not racist...
ReplyDeleteAh. But it is the Braves chant, no? What's it doing in the Bronx?
ReplyDeleteThe ump jumped out of the way.
ReplyDelete@JM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QLxj8jCF0
ReplyDeleteIt's a great song...however YMMV
It's not a Braves chant...
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not the chop which is racist.
ReplyDeleteI get it. Yeah, the Stripes. Didn't know that, thanks for the edumacation.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's chanted in every stadium and arena for the last few years running...
ReplyDeleteYW
ReplyDeleteRunner is in Chapo's head.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard getting old, Ranger. What can I say?
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of a background vocal refrain from Bowie's "Africa Night Flight." Circa 1980, so you see where I'm coming from.
@JM...lol wow that sounds like that...if Bowie were alive I'd consider suing...
ReplyDeleteOn that strikeout pitch...made me think of the T Rex LP "The Slider."
ReplyDeleteGod, I'm old.
Bases loaded and a rookie without a big league hit up.
ReplyDeleteWhat could happen?
He's pitching like he's scared of a kid who never got a hit.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta be kidding me.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he'll walk in the tying run. Then probably giving up the winning hit after that.
ReplyDeleteHe's so predictable.
Chapman has got to go...I'm going to take some Rolaids now after this...
ReplyDeleteThe song I'm thinking of right now is Crazy Train.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have Kyra Sedgewick as the closer.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking disaster...
ReplyDeleteAnd, a hit. Of course.
ReplyDeleteAnd you can't take him out, because...well, because.
Me too
ReplyDeleteThat is the single worst clutch moment I have ever seen in professional sports. If they released Aroldis Chapman tomorrow morning I would have absolutely no problem with it. They will never win anything with this bum.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christmas. The Royals?
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know this championship caliber team will get swept by the Tigers.
Ooooh, Chapman is angry. Great. If only he was effective.
ReplyDeleteI think "blown save" is a nice way of saying he blows.
Imagine giving El Duque this sorry excuse for a birthday present
ReplyDeleteDick, too late.
ReplyDeleteChapman's only getting angry about his bullshit NOW?
ReplyDeleteRemember Mariano? Good times.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Chapman? Certainly his arm isn't cooked after pitching everyday for three months.
ReplyDeleteI'd settle for David Robertson right now.
ReplyDeleteStory of my life Rufus.
ReplyDeleteJudge earns the Golden Sombrero.
ReplyDeleteI think it's fair to say he's in a slump.
Leinstery, Mariano would still have closed it out. He pitched a lot of games.
You know you're having a bad night when your clutch guys are Clint and Odor.
ReplyDeleteOMG.
ReplyDeleteNow we will lose it in the tenth
OK, I take back *ONE* bad thing I said about ICS.
ReplyDeleteSanchez!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe guy is on fire.
ReplyDeleteAnd there have been so many to choose from Rufus
ReplyDeleteI see another GIDP in my future.
ReplyDeleteRoyals bail us out from that. Wade goes to second.
ReplyDeleteOK, just not this inning.
ReplyDeleteVoit gives Duque a Birthday present!
ReplyDeleteWell, then!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit.
ReplyDeleteOur usual punching bags punch back.
ReplyDeleteOK, now I can go to dinner and drink even more.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Duque ....
ReplyDeleteWho would have thunk this?
ReplyDeleteNow that was a big win...
YES> WOWOWOWOOWWOW!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Duque!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winning pitcher, Aroldis Chapman.
ReplyDeleteMost meaningless stat in baseball by far -- wins for relief pitchers.
Well shut my mouth
ReplyDeleteGood for Sanchez and Voit picking us up. But I'm serious. I don't want to see that bum Chapman in pinstripes again,
ReplyDeleteAgreed, HC66. I don't blame him for the seeing-eye grounder or the lucky blooper, but the total head case mound shitting after that--GTFO.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to The Duque!
ReplyDeleteReally—you said it, Pocono Steve.
ReplyDeleteEveryone—even The Great One—coughs one up from time to time. A ball drops in, or you just don't have it, and that's that.
But to not get the ball over the plate in four tries? To a guy who has never had a big-league hit?
Nononononononononononono.
This chump has ended our last two seasons, and he's never come up big in a big game. And now this. Enough. Deal him for what you can get, and move on.
Hooray, but . . . having to scramble to eke out win against a team like the Royals is a good news/bad news sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteDid everyone see the YES posting of the contrast between the numbers between Chapman's first dozen or so games and his last dozen or so games? Pretty ominous. For the past two weeks he's been a very bad pitcher indeed.
ReplyDeleteChapman's ERA for June is 6.14.
ReplyDeleteYes, well it's well known that athletes perform like atomic clocks, and any deviation is predictive of imminent disaster.
ReplyDeleteChapman's slide has been precipitous FOR A MONTH, so you apologia for this aging disaster is irrelevant, like most of your posts.
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday, El Duque! You're only 47? Holy crap, I thought you were at least 70 or 75. As Platoni noted above, we're peers of our Peerless Leader! Who'd have thunk it?
ReplyDeleteThe Hammer of God
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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Hello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever