Stanton hitting second finally got hot before he got hurt again. Which will it be this time? Are we going to take bets on whether he gets hurt or gets hot?
Judge in CF? When he and Frazier collide, that's going to be some train wreck.
I'm sorry, but what in holy hell is Stanton swinging at there? Hang in, take a walk, or try to hit a single, you great lump of muscle.
I'm beginning to think people are right, that he really can't see the ball from that stance. But today we have also seen the return of "The Busboy Swing"—G.C. just sweeping his bat arbitrarily across the strike zone, like a busboy using that little silver instrument to sweep crumbs off your table after a course.
It's even worse than the infamous, "upward trajectory." You are not going to hit a fucking thing with that swing—and if you do manage to somehow, you are not going to be able to drive it anywhere.
And a double steal, without a throw. The Yanks have turned what should be man on first, two out, into second and third, one out.
And now Boone is bringing back in the guy the Rays just saw plenty of last night. And I ask again: why have a 13-man staff if you're going to do this sort of thing?
Is this game being filmed for instructional purposes?
Holy shit! Two more guys picked off one the bases.
Our total for the season? 29. The MLB average is 15.
I'm sorry, I know the thing is now that you're never supposed to embarrass players by getting on them in public. These guys need to be embarrassed. If Boone won't chew them out the minute they're back in the dugout, he needs to go.
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I see that Stanton is batting 2nd. Makes sense. I mean yesterday he did manage to hit a fair ball.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
ReplyDeleteAnother genius move by our guest manager of the year, Aaron Booooooooone.
It's a wonder Clint is in the lineup at all. Watch and see if he doesn't get plunked tonight.
Stanton hitting second finally got hot before he got hurt again. Which will it be this time? Are we going to take bets on whether he gets hurt or gets hot?
ReplyDeleteJudge in CF? When he and Frazier collide, that's going to be some train wreck.
The Hammer of God
ReplyDeleteHammer, if Judge and Clint collide, they'll both be diving for the same ball and bang heads.
Two IL volunteers for the price of one.
Judge played center in college, and I'm pretty sure that he still works out there. He'll be okay, but it really shows how desperate they are.
ReplyDeleteI like the level of “fuck it” in this line up card
ReplyDeleteJudge played center for one game for us in 2018. He successfully fielded one flyball. So there.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteWell, Horace, that settles it. Boooooone must have that info in his binder.
It obvious they are having problems with their datasets...this is why they are hiring for that role...
ReplyDeleteRanger,
ReplyDeleteIt's worse than that. They're looking for two lower level programmers also.
Sorta like Boris:
https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Boris_Grishenko
STOP THE PRESSES!!!
ReplyDeleteSANCHEZ’s BATTING AVERAGE ABOVE .200!!
Not for long.
ReplyDeleteYou fuckers ditched me in the old thread!! Bastards!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Rufus for coming to get me.
ReplyDeleteBastards!!
Only one of those pitches was a strike. Dammit Andujar
ReplyDeleteLe Grande Rouge.
ReplyDeleteAnd ICS stopped at second. Probably tripped.
frazier again. Good!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Is is me or is Frazier not taking that huge backswing to start he developed that last year?
ReplyDeletePiss!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but what in holy hell is Stanton swinging at there? Hang in, take a walk, or try to hit a single, you great lump of muscle.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think people are right, that he really can't see the ball from that stance. But today we have also seen the return of "The Busboy Swing"—G.C. just sweeping his bat arbitrarily across the strike zone, like a busboy using that little silver instrument to sweep crumbs off your table after a course.
It's even worse than the infamous, "upward trajectory." You are not going to hit a fucking thing with that swing—and if you do manage to somehow, you are not going to be able to drive it anywhere.
And yet, another sloppy, half-minded play to keep the Rays alive.
ReplyDeleteAre the Yankees distracted by the future of global warming? Do they have someplace else to be? They sure play like it.
And a double steal, without a throw. The Yanks have turned what should be man on first, two out, into second and third, one out.
ReplyDeleteAnd now Boone is bringing back in the guy the Rays just saw plenty of last night. And I ask again: why have a 13-man staff if you're going to do this sort of thing?
Why have a Wandy Peralta at all? I mean I'm happy the guy is making a living, but can't he do that in some place like Kansas City?
ReplyDeleteAnd now Lasagna. Unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteHey Warbler, don't forget: Connor the Cannon came with him.
ReplyDeleteStupid. Stupid. Stupid.
ReplyDeleteOdor is no Luis Soto. He's not even Wiley Wallaby.
ReplyDeleteThey can't run the bases. Wtf?
ReplyDeleteWell that was quite something.
ReplyDeleteAnd it smelled very bad.
ReplyDeleteIs this game being filmed for instructional purposes?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! Two more guys picked off one the bases.
Our total for the season? 29. The MLB average is 15.
I'm sorry, I know the thing is now that you're never supposed to embarrass players by getting on them in public. These guys need to be embarrassed. If Boone won't chew them out the minute they're back in the dugout, he needs to go.
Force the whole team to watch “The Baseball Bunch”. Every season. Every episode.
ReplyDeleteDare to take strike three.
ReplyDeleteThat's an improvement. Swing at ball four.
ReplyDeleteOdor isn't even Alvaro Espinoza.
ReplyDeleteI always like to walk the first batter. It's fancy.
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't even worked up a sweat yet.
ReplyDelete12 more balls may fix that.
And the second batter. Extra fancy.
ReplyDeleteDon't walk Choi, don't walk Choi, don't.
ReplyDeleteWow. He cannot throw the ball past Ji Man Choi.
ReplyDeleteNow, retire Punky Meadows, and we can go to bed.
ReplyDeleteFlop Sweat is going to blow it, Flop Sweat is going to blow it, blow it, blow it ...
ReplyDeleteAll right, terrific. Only 2 of 3 of our pitchers failed to field routine ground balls successfully. A win is a win.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck just happened? What the fuck just happened?
ReplyDeleteThe uh uh uh uh Yankees win?
We won a game that could have easily been a loss…
ReplyDelete
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God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
ReplyDeleteLOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
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