I like to believe that you - the seasoned, thoughtful, Jedi masters of fanhood who visit this blog - understand the need to maintain strict negativity, and to avoid outwardly positive thoughts about the Yankees.
Remember: Nothing good comes from talking hopefully. If you see the Yankee glass half full, you'll only end up feeling thirsty. Predict calamity, and at the worst, you have been proven right.
That said, we must be wise enough to know a good thing when it show up, wrapped in bacon, on our doorstep. A 10-game streak is luxurious. Sure, it will rile us when it ends; nobody wants to leave the hot tub. So enjoy this while we can - WHILE MAINTAINING NEGATIVITY.
After all, we know how last year's 10-game winning streak turned out, right? (See, juju gods? Nothing but neg...)
Today, two metaphysical questions about the 2021 Yankees.
1. Were the Yankees undermining Giancarlo Stanton all this time by not letting him play the outfield?
Last night, Stanton played his 11th game in the OF this year. He started July 30, in his old Miami pasture. Until then, he had only played DH, this year and last.
Since 2019, the Yankees have bubble-wrapped Stanton - almost marginalizing him - as if he were a defensive abomination. In fact, he's looked rather nimble out there. Also, keep in mind that they played both Clint Frazier - the 2019 version, anyway - and Miguel Andujar in the outfield, when both played horrible defense.
You'd think Stanton was 39 and fat - not 31 and a yoga guy (he took it up last winter.)
In August, since he started playing defense, he's hitting .325 with five HRs - his best month in the last three years. (In 2019, he batted .462 in the 10 games that he played in LF.)
Moreover, the Yankees look much better by using the DH as an open slot, so various hitters can rest. Without Stanton playing OF, Luke Voit would have sat most of last week, instead of being named AL Player of the Week.
Don Imus used to say, "Let the big dogs run!" The Yankees should have taken that to heart with Stanton. So, yeah, it looks as though coddling him was a bad idea.
2. What if Luke Voit had not suffered so many injuries this season? Would he be among the HR leaders?
The top 10 HR leaders in MLB average about 430 at bats. (Shohei Ohtani, with 40, has come to bat 422 times.)
Last year's HR leader, Luke, has 7 this season - in 158 at bats.
Doing a little fourth-grade math, we can see that, if Luke came up 430 times, he'd have 19 HRs - tied for 36th in the AL, with Matt Chapman, Carlos Correa and Eric Haase.
He seems to be heating up, and you can argue Small Sample Size. But thus far, he's not the world-leading slugger of 2020.
By the way, using the same calculations, if they came to bat, say, 430 times...
Gary Sanchez would have 26 HRs - tied for 14th in the AL with Nelson Cruz and Mike Zunino.
Stanton would have 25, Rougned Odor would have 21, and Kyle Higashioka - our own Higgy - would have 24 dingers. Twenty four. Aint math fun?
yes, negativity above all ... which is why I am distressed by Alphonso's post yesterday. if ever there was a glass-half empty commentator here, it would be him, and I am alarmed that he has decided to taunt the Gods of juju with a list of things he likes about the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteI will be surprised if their next plane doesn't crash.
Didnt watch last nights game. I mean what chance did we have against that hot Atlanta team. I mean all those great pitchers and wonderful fans -- thoughtful enough to check their robes at the door so they can do the chop better.
ReplyDeleteYeah just like 1996 when I couldn't bear to watch the series when it moved to Atlanta. What chance did we have against the GREATEST STAFF IN HISTORY when all we had was Cone and Pettite? Did we lose that series in 4 or 5 - I can't remember.
Anyway I'll be cowering again tonight and wont check the scores. What chance do we have ??
It only took them three seasons to figure out what we already knew.At least half the fandom has been screaming for them to play Stanton in the outfield. It’s not like he stayed any healthier as a dh.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is that tonight's Andrew Heaney vs. Charlie Morton matchup will stave off this blind optimism for a few days.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the 1996 World Series . . .
ReplyDeleteWe all know the story of how Torre told Steinbrenner after the second game not to worry, that the Yankees would win.
But here's another story: After waiting all those years for the Yankees to get back to the World Series, I felt crushed when they lost the second game and were down 2-0. As Ceeja said, the Yankees looked hopeless and completely overmatched by the Braves.
I'd watched the game listening to the radio broadcast on WABC so I could hear Sterling and Kay. When the post-game wrap-up ended, I felt so bad that I couldn't get up off the couch. Then Curtis Sliwa's late night talk show came on. Sliwa gave a pep talk, telling his listeners not to feel low about the Series, that the Yankees had the Braves just where they wanted them, that the Yankees were going to come out on top. And somehow, Sliwa made me feel better. Think what you will of Sliwa, but I'll always be grateful to him for lifting my spirits that night.
1996. Cone: "I told Joe I had enough to get one more out. I was probably lying." But he got the out.
ReplyDeleteCone often found a way to get one more out. He would have been referred to a "wiley" had he been a lefty.
ReplyDeleteHe was referred to as "Free Willy" by some fans while he was with the mutts.
ReplyDeleteI was upstate visiting my parents during the first few games of the '96 Series. My Dad and I were watching Game 3 and it was getting late. We were down, what, 6-0? Something ridiculous. So we decided to pack it in. My father went to brush his teeth, and I stood in the doorway of my childhood room watching a few more minutes on the living room TV.
ReplyDeleteAnd then...I think it was the Leyritz home run. My memory is not reliable, but that's how I remember it now. Dad was ambling back to the living room, and I said, "Dad, maybe we should stay up a little bit. This might be getting interesting."
And it sure did.
As I was saying last night, Atlanta is not that good a team. If you want to say Chicago has been coasting, not putting up a great record since they're so far ahead of the pack, and the Red Sox were fading badly when we swept them (though they whomped us just a month before), I think Atlanta is worse than both. 20-15 since July 1 until they faced the absolute worst teams in the NL, reeling off a quick nine in a row. They're really only a bit better than a .500 team.
But a win is a win is a win, as Gertrude Stein would have said if she was a Yankees fan. So, using W-L alone, we beat a decent team last night.
The real test will be the four games in Oakland. We haven't done well there over time, and Oakland is a legitimately good team. Or so they seem. Guess we'll find out. Going to be late nights on the East Coast...
Ghost of Hoss here.
ReplyDeleteJM, I remember that game well. It was actually Game 4; the Yanks had won Game 3, which really pleased me because I was thinking, 'Well, at least we won't get swept.' We had Kenny rogers going in Game 4—sure loss, I thought.
Then Leyritz hit that homer to tie it at 6!...
One thing that 1996 team had that this one does not was a lights-out bullpen. Wetteland, The Great One, specialty guys like Graeme Lloyd getting Ryan Klesko out every time in the Series, Dave Weathers, Boehringer, etc.
ReplyDeleteIf we had a lead after 5, it was usually done.
On the other hand, that pen didn't really come around until late in the season and the playoffs...
Interesting listening to Cone the other day. He was saying that he still thinks more of letting Game 5 in Seattle get away, than he does about any of the 4 rings or even his perfect game. That still bothers him. That's a competitor.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, major bummer that they don't allow the 40-man September roster anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe claim was that this penalized teams with lesser organizations. Yeah, heaven forbid that teams with more depth should have an advantage!
The 40-man expansion was a great and useful way to see rookies, judge potential. Throwing it out is nonsense.
I will not be following the Yankees today. Charlie Watts died.
ReplyDeleteWith that bunch, it’s amazing he lasted as long as he did.
ReplyDeleteRIP, Charlie.
That was, and still is, damn good music.
Man he was good. Just listen to the drums on Beast of Burden. Crisp blues.
ReplyDeleteThere's a book I read last year called "Sympathy for the Drummer: Why Charlie Watts Matters" and it's just fantastic. I kept turing to Youtube every other page to listen to these obscure songs that the author was referring to. Real gonzo writing and a great book.
ReplyDeleteLONG LIVE CHARLIE WATTS
career vs. Charlie Morton
ReplyDeleteAaron Judge 1-20 with 11 K
Joey Gallo 0-13 with 11 K
ZacharyA - So what you're saying is - they are due!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Charlie Watts was underrated. As was Ringo. Classy guy, that Charlie. Jagger was just a wannabe in the style department.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI'm so pleased but not surprised that Charlie Watts has a lot of fans here. If you'd like to see a simple, elegant, subtle, and fitting tribute to the man, just go to the RollingStones.com website.
I'll be checking out "Sympathy for the Drummer: Why Charlie Watts Matters" asap.
I love you guys.
LBJ,
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Doug K.
Ump doesn't call a clear strike three and Hiney promptly shits the mound. Fuck this guy
ReplyDeleteCharlie was hip. Jagger was a hipster.
ReplyDeleteCan't help thinking about John Hiatt singing Slow Turning. The kids in the backs are bangin like Charlie Watts...
Google made me listen to Get Off of My Cloud.
This will be a meandering night.
LBJ, nice bespoke suit. How British. Now THAT's mod.
ReplyDeleteAnyone hear Archie tell Mr. Haney he stinks yet?
ReplyDeletethat sucked
ReplyDeletethat didn't
ReplyDeleteJeebus.
ReplyDeleteThe Master said Abraham Almonte was a former Yankee. I guess he confused him with Zoilo, going from A to Z. And bringing flashbacks to some truly dreadful Yankee teams.
ReplyDeleteI'm on a staycation this week. My first vacation since Dec '19. Yanks have won 10 in a row? I turn on the game and Heaney wasn't shelled and the Yanks have the lead?
ReplyDeleteNot really clear what's up. Must be some sort of 11th dimension JuJu heartbreak in the offing.
Zolio. The Zolio era. Grrrrr ...
ReplyDeleteIt's a dimension not of space, but of mind.
ReplyDeleteWell, that was a gift.
ReplyDeleteChipper Jones, no Lawrence Jones, I can't call a grown ass man Chipper. Lawrence Jones named one of his children Shea?
ReplyDeleteWhat a dick.
All the way to The Chop House.
ReplyDeleteLarry's baby mama (one of them anyway) was a waitress at the Norcross Georgia Hooters. I had lunch there a few times in the 90's. I may have met her.
ReplyDeleteAs Sam Kinison described Hooters -- All the degradation of being a stripper, without all those messy ones to deal with.
Chop House is overrated.
I fear El Chapo in our future tonight.
ReplyDeleteI hope Archie's heart can take the stress.
Another gift from the umps.
ReplyDeleteNo. He was out. He came off the base during the slide and DJ was holding the tag on him.
ReplyDeleteCrazy sequence though. Judge throws to the wrong base. Baserunner stupidly tries for second. Just gets in but then his foot bounces off the base and is out because DJ keeps the tag on him.
ReplyDeleteWill Rolaids spell relief or will I be popping some?
ReplyDeleteWe were all a lot younger the last time the Yankees won 11 in a row.
ReplyDeleteRolaids. Start popping them. And Britton probably needs surgery.
ReplyDeleteChappy keeping it interesting.
ReplyDeleteWinnie, I missed that, but I'll take it.
ReplyDeleteWe were all a lot younger before Chappie comes in to pitch.
ReplyDeleteNot yet Winnie...not yet...
ReplyDeleteAck! Hangs a slider over the middle of the plate but Heredia just stares at it. I'm gonna throw up.
ReplyDelete4 pitch walk. Great. Swell. Did I mention Britton probably needs surgery?
ReplyDeleteChapman just loves to script Hollywood endings for opposing teams, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteGod, Chapman lost the strike zone. Home run and we lose.
ReplyDeleteFucking Chapman. Fucking Boone for keeping him in.
Just popped one…
ReplyDeleteI picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!
ReplyDeleteIMPENDING DOOOOOM!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is just not a closer anymore.
ReplyDeleteno he's not
ReplyDeleteDoug K
Flopsweat has no idea where the ball is going. We are going to lose again.
ReplyDeleteTake him out!!!!! Asshole!
ReplyDeleteWow does he suck!!!!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
I can see his sweat through the radio.
ReplyDeleteThis inning brought to you by Lisinopril, official blood pressure medication of the New York Yankees.
ReplyDeletePoor Archie.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
I just put the Sheltie in charge of the house while I lose my mind.
ReplyDeleteTHHUUUUUH YANKEES totally faked out John
ReplyDeleteThe bat never touched it.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he still in there?????
ReplyDeleteOdor gets an assist there with the double clutch and crap throw.
ReplyDeleteThis loser is POISON
ReplyDeleteAnd another one popped...
ReplyDeleteThe Sheltie is getting the 9 y/o in pajamas.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he still in???
ReplyDeleteJust let him blow another one. Let him embarrass himself yet again and DFA him.
ReplyDeleteis the foul tip call reviewable?
ReplyDeleteSweat at an all-time high.
ReplyDeleteWHY WARM UP WANDY IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING HIM IN!?!?!!!!!???!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs candidate for President, do you support forcing captured al queda to watch Chapman pitching?
ReplyDeleteFuck Boone.
ReplyDeleteIncredible. He is actually almost unable to pitch he is sweating so much.
ReplyDeleteThe Sheltie is locking up the house and setting the alarm.
ReplyDeleteChapo is wearing a turtleneck. In Atlanta. In August.
ReplyDeleteHe must think he doesn't sweat enough.
Because he's the closer. I'm kidding - I don't know
ReplyDeletethis one has pineapple written all over it.
Doug K.
WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!!?!!!??!!!?
ReplyDeleteEven if this guy makes an out, this is terrible managing.
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous. He can't close. Why keep forcing it?
ReplyDeleteBBBOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!???
ReplyDeleteI hate watching this guy pitch.
ReplyDeleteWe don't need him. We have guys who can close. What's the point?
ReplyDeleteHe's not a closer. At best he'd could be an extra in the remake of Cool Hand Luke.
ReplyDeleteOh great. Now.
ReplyDeleteFucking Boone.
What an asshole. Thank goodness Boone is pulling him now.
ReplyDeleteChapman should not be in a save situation again in his Yankee career.
Ugh, I never wanted to hear a Kars for kids commercial more in my life.
ReplyDeleteGood plan Boone. Let Flopsweat walk the bases loaded and then walk in a run. You moronic fuckface.
ReplyDelete"Bye bye, happiness"
ReplyDeleteJesus! It's about fucking time!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Just popped a whole lot of Rolaids just now...
ReplyDeleteChapo needs a shrink, not a pitching coach.
ReplyDeleteBoone needs a new job. Elsewhere.
The Sheltie is turning off the lights and is tucking everyone in. I'm useless.
ReplyDeleteChapman is worthless at this point. We should have tried to trade him for whatever we could get.
ReplyDeleteJust insane ever trusting him with another game.
Almost unfair to inflict this on Wandy, but what choice have we?
ReplyDeleteWho's peekin' out from under a stairway
ReplyDeleteCalling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Wandy…
Oh, good, it's only their best hitter.
ReplyDeletePocono Steve, the choice would have been let Peralta start the inning.
ReplyDeleteA shrink is right. I've never seen anyone sweat that much in their life.
ReplyDeleteThis is wretched.
ReplyDeleteJust be done with it and issue two intentional walks and end the torture.
ReplyDeleteAnd Wandy can't get the ball over the plate, either.
ReplyDeleteRidiculous of Boone to go with Chappie in this game, and this situation.
I can't stand it. Chapman was left in way too long. This is a lot to put on Peralta.
ReplyDeleteThrow him a big, fat, 50-mph right over the plate. He'll either hit it out or fan.
ReplyDeletewell at least it's entertaining.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Damn! Almost got him with the sinker!
ReplyDeleteChapman is a pitching Knoblauch.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be fuckin' dipped in shit!
ReplyDeleteJesus. That was completely unnecessary.
ReplyDeleteFire Boone. Today.
Yeah! I knew he had him all the way...
ReplyDeleteNow I just have to go take 40 or 50 Losartan.
LOL JM!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewell good but fuck chapman.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Just fuck me. Fuck me in the shower.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows it's Wandy!
ReplyDeleteWell, speaking of Charlie Watts, we gotta give Wandy his props.
ReplyDeleteFunny, Chapman's (literal) meltdown is making heroes out of the whole rest of the pen.
We won, no thanks to Chapman...
ReplyDeleteI've seen Chapman sweat before, but not like this...something is up with him...
I'm not warbling for that metastasized cancer of a game. Fuck them.
ReplyDeleteThe only question is, when do the Yankees abandon the "Chapman's the closer because he's our closer" business?
ReplyDeleteHoly Moly. He has to be DFA'd, he hasn't had a clean inning since May. Can we get a woman in the organization to accuse him of sexual harassment?
ReplyDeleteChapo is wearing a turtleneck. In Atlanta. In August.
ReplyDeleteReally, a very, very professional piece of pitching by Wandy, against a very good hitter.
ReplyDeleteMother of Mercy, could this mean Cashman (occasionally) knows what he's doing?
Tampa Bay won. Boston about to win (11-8 - top of 9th in a home game)
ReplyDeleteEverything is going great, so why do I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship??
ReplyDeleteDon’t worry, John Warbled twice to make up for. (Once was on that foul tip about 20 minutes ago…)
ReplyDeleteYeah, fuckin' A, ranger and Leinstery! Isn't it time we fucking acknowledged that something is physically and/or mentally wrong with Chapo?
ReplyDeleteUnknown,
ReplyDeleteThe answer is NO!
Everything fucking every fucking thing is wrong with fucking Chapman.
ReplyDeletePaulie O'Neill lauding Boone for trusting Chapman "who has somehow lost his confidence, but hopefully he'll get it back."
ReplyDeleteHopefully, for another team in a National League city. Or maybe in Japan.
NO to casshman knowing what he's doing.
ReplyDeleteYES to Chapo needing professional help.
The idiots in the Yes studio are, well, idiots.
ReplyDeleteAt least the twinkies have two on and nobody out in the 9th.
ReplyDeleteAt least the grounds crew won't have to water the infield tonight.
ReplyDeleteRight, Warblist. What did Curry say? "Chapman sometimes makes in interesting," or something like that? "Sometimes"? Only "interesting"?
ReplyDeleteO'Neill has the intelligence of a hamster. And he's a toady.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else really, really, REALLY miss Mariano?
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Mariano nostalgia is that we get accused of not holding closers to non-Mariano standards, and I'm sorry--Chapman is terrible as a closer. If they're going to use him, it can't be in ninth-inning situations.
ReplyDeleteChapo isn't even Lindy McDaniel.
ReplyDeleteOh, I remember when a lot of you folks were yelling at Cashman for trading Tauchman, that we needed a center fielder that could hit and run. Well, Tauchman is out of baseball, and we got Peralta....
ReplyDeleteHe's basically only fit for mop up it blow outs. In SWB.
ReplyDeleteRanger, nothing of the sort ever ever happened in this noble blog. Certainly none of the wise and erudite Commentariat ever ever said anything like that.
ReplyDelete@Winnie...really?
ReplyDeleteWow...I'm detecting revisionist history...
ReplyDeleteAnyone have any ludes? We would all be so much more rational if we had an old bottle. 😋
ReplyDeleteJack Curry needs to STFU...man what an idiot....
ReplyDeleteRanger, Ghost of Hoss here, and I'll admit it: I thought trading Tauchman for this reliever with terrible stats was NUTS.
ReplyDeleteHey, sometimes you just gotta tip your hat and call Cashman your daddy, revolting as that is.
But then, back in 1996 I thought the Yanks were nuts to pick up Cecil Fielder and Graeme Lloyd for a tremendous young player like Gerald Williams. Hey, I'll admit it when I'm wrong. (Cash won't. Ever.)
Enough with all the comments about Chapman's sweating--this is pure frat-boy malicious racism. "Black skin has many more mixed apocrine-eccrine sweat glands than does white skin." OK? Enough already, ya' beer-bloated smug suburban old farts.
ReplyDeleteNow--as for Chapman's performance: there's nothing awry with him mentally: certainly that's less of a problem for him than for most of the racist assholes on this blog. The problem is that his fastball sits about five or six MPH slower than it did at his peak. Cashman covets big stars and big names and grabs them just when they are peaking, so he's stuck with them for several years of their decline, when they are ONLY a name and a memory.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/019096229170148U
4.30 am here in Scotland
ReplyDeleteMy nerves are shattered at the end of that game
Due in work at 7.30
I must be off my head watching these games that finish so late
I am going to look like the night of The walking Dead at work tomorrow
Why is Odor at third for the bottom of the ninth? Why not put Wade in for defense? That little bleeder to third should have ended the game.
ReplyDeleteScotland forever! Glad you're back. And don't worry, a win always makes you feel like you're floating on a cloud all day.
ReplyDeleteGood point about Wade, Ceeja. And frankly, it looked like Chapo had Albies struck out.
But why IS he wearing an undershirt in Atlanta, in August?
And yeah, we loved us some Mariano. But we gave all sorts of guys their props after The Great One: Rafael Soriano, Dave Robertson, Andrew Miller.
ReplyDeleteChapman keeps failing like no other Yankees reliever has quite failed before.
Ceeja--good point. I think that at this point Wade is a more valuable player than Odor, the latter's occasional homerun notwithstanding. Their OPS is about the same, but Wade surpasses Odor in speed, defense, and versatility--and that intangible contribution to team energy. Odor seems like one of Cashman's sluggard chess pieces. A run saved on defense is just as crucial in the balance of a game as a run scored from an occasional homerun--and is likely to come into play more often. But Odor is the "name," a critical factor in the Boone-Cashman strategery, which is as far removed from analytics as a ouija board.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's happening here but they are starting to look pretty good 🥴
ReplyDeleteAnon, get real. NOBODY sweats like Chapman. Maybe he's does too much creatine; whatever, just don't start with that racist horseshit of yours.
ReplyDelete"The problem is that his fastball sits about five or six MPH slower than it did at his peak". Really, what the fuck was he throwing, 108?
"Now--as for Chapman's performance: there's nothing awry with him mentally...." Oh, the irony. I'd say that SOMETHING has changed in his body causing him to lose his release point/confidence. For such a demanding, precise activity the mind-body connection is ALMIGHTY.
And fuck you, I'm not going to do YOUR research (which you never do anyway) and source my statement. We are watching something that happens to every athlete eventually. This is, unfortunately in FF (see Steve Blass, Rick Ankiel, etc). Who knows, maybe he can stave it off.
And isn't it time for you to take your milk and meds? Say, "goodnight".
Kevin--You uncork a psychotic spree like this and then question someone else's sanity? Firs of all, African Americans in general sweat more than whites. Ever watch a concert film of Louis Armstrong? You're a malicious racits buffoon.
ReplyDeleteNow as for your insane ravings and lies and distortions about Chapman--I can only say, Good one, ya' demented child-porn addict. You think Chapman's fastball SITS at 103 now, so he used to throw 108? Sorry, you fucking moron--in 2016 Chapman's average four-seamer was 101.1. It's now 98.5, and has been declining over the second half of the season, so it now SITS at 96 or 97, which is close to an average MLB fastball--nothing special. He's lost FOUR MPH off his slider since 2015. Those losses in velocity account for HUGE differences in effectiveness, especially since he throws a straight fastball without much movement--it has to be overwhelmingly fast to be effective. The average exit volicty against his pitches has gone up FOUR MPH since 2015. Hard-hit percentage is up 3 percent in that time. K percentage is down 2.6 percent. BB percentage is up FIVE percent, bespeaking a fatal loss of command. His ERA is up TWO FULL RUNS since 2015. This all tells the story of marked physical decline. Your post, on the other hand, which contains, no facts, no stats, and no references, is PURE BLUFF AND BULLSHIT, your usual amalgam of hysterics and ignorance and malice. Chapman is clearly in physical decline--and you are clearly in mental decline. Now go fuck all the way off and never rear your retarded skull here again--got that kiddie-porn scum?
https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/aroldis-chapman-547973?stats=statcast-r-pitching-mlb
Kevin--you'd better be sure all your kiddie-porn files are well encrypted. I don't think they have access to YES and 24-hour wi-fi in a federal penitentiary.
ReplyDeleteAnon, can you really not read anything and make sense and context? If so, sorry, I'll lay off. Go back and read your bullshit, then check my responses. I'm not going to respond to your disjointed arguments, you never once have responded to any refutations. Funny, the only thing that you are consistent with are your obsessions with kiddie-porn. You need to get a grip, it's not very becoming, even to a self-important troll like you. Sad to say, you're neither amusing, creepy, disgusting, or knowledgeable. You just crawl under the door into a room of nice people, like a fuckin cockaroach, Tony. Adios, muchacha.
ReplyDeleteDear Kiddie-Porn Addict--MY disjointed arguments? You post your usual series of lies and fictions and incoherent palaver--with ZERI documented stats or sources, as usual--and then you fling nonstop invective to cover up your own lack of documentation and sources. I cited documented facts, with a source, as serious interlocutors do--people who study the subject and can back up assertions with arguments. You cite nothing, source nothing, just blabber and slaver incoherently. If you have any documented facts to counterpose to the ones I cited to support the obvious reality of Chapman's PHYSICAL decline, please do so. If you don't, please spare us the further embarrasssment of your ravings. You have yet to cite ONE FACT or ONE SOURCE. You never do. You not only cannot do other people's research, you can't even do your own! LOL! And of course physical decline can cause emotional anguish--but that wasn't what was being argued above--it was that Chapman's lapses in performance were mainly a MENTAL problem, not a physical one. So I documented, with specifics and sources, his physical decline as the main problem. You can't even get that straight--you're so fucking stupid it's just staggering. Read your refutations? I cited facts--you cited no facts, because you know none and study none. You're a delusional psychopath who has NEVER mounted a coherent argument about anything--nor have you EVER cited any documented facts or stats about anything. Just your usual demented posturing.
ReplyDeleteNow cite some data--any data, such as today's date or how many days there are in a week. Let's hear it, genius. Some real facts--not just your desperate, diseased rope-a-dope. You really need help. You're a stupid man with no life--just an imagined expertise in a sport you know nothing about--the perverse megalomania of a complete failure and moron. Tsk, tsk.
Now those facts and sources, genius? C'mon, Mr. Bluff--facts and sources. I showed that Chapman is in physical decline by documenting his declining performance. You've documented nothing but the fact that you're a psychopathic worm. Surely you can document something other than that! LOL!
""The problem is that his fastball sits about five or six MPH slower than it did at his peak". Really, what the fuck was he throwing, 108?" See, Moron, I refuted this arrant stupidity by demonstrating where Chapman's fastball ACTUALLY SAT ("sat" being shorthand for average speed, you imbecile) and then documenting the decline. You blabber about 108 as though you don't grasp even simple arithmetic or the concept of an average. 103 might have been his PEAK fastball in 2016, not where it SAT, i.e, his average. I feel like I'm having to explain these things to a retarded five-year-old. That's how fucking stupid and uninformed you are.
ReplyDeleteHere it all is, Moron! See . . . I don't mind doing your research for you. I believe in being kind to the retarded.
ReplyDeletehttps://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/aroldis-chapman-547973?stats=statcast-r-pitching-mlb
"At least the grounds crew won't have to water the infield tonight." Nice job by the racist pig Warblist. Boy, those black folks sho' do sweat up a river, don't they? Sho' nuff, Warblist, who gets his panties twisted in a knot if someone uses the word "tranny." What a fucking callous hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteAny idiot could see that Chapo was awful last night and sweating in a turtleneck in Atlanta in August.
ReplyDeleteBut puckered is a special kind of idiot.
Shut up, Dufus, you racist pig. This sweating "joke" has been recycled constantly irrespective of his garb. Why not treat us to another of your famous airhead treatises on the dangers of COVID vaccines, ya' diseased piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Oscar Gamble sweating profusely while being overdressed.
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
Leave him 'lone, Rufus. Da boy aint on his medication again. Why anyone can tell, unless he's just plain dumb.
ReplyDeleteKevin,
ReplyDeleteDon't discount the possibility (OK, certainty) that both are correct. Along with several other psychiatric conditions.
Kevin and Dufus--the blog's dynamic duo of flustered, impotent Grandpa rage!
ReplyDeleteHave you noted the profuse sweating of any white people, Dufus, you corroded anti-vaxxer piece of shit?
ReplyDeleteNick,Nick,Nick.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, I'm Nick, moron, and you're the king of France. Please send a selfie of yourself with a tube down your throat, anti-vaxxer piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteHey inspector Clouseau--why don't you email or call Nick and ask him if I'm the guy who posts on this blog? Or why not drop by his residence, Inspector? You'll probably end up in jail for harassment of a stranger. Hopefully this Nick will have a gun and will be prepared to deal with intruders Old West style. That might save you a trip to the ICU, anti-vaxxer piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Willie Randoph sweating profusely while being overdressed.
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Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
You're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Reggie Jackson sweating profusely while being overdressed.
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Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
You're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Darryl Strawberry sweating profusely while being overdressed.
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
You're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Gary Sheffield sweating profusely while being overdressed.
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Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
You're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Cecil Fielder sweating profusely while being overdressed.
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand finally:
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Buck's Puckered Hemorrhoid. I distinctly recall complaining about Roy White (straight outta Compton) sweating profusely while being overdressed.
Wait, what?
Rosanne Rosannadanna: NEVERMIND!
Ever been to Compton, Cracker?
ReplyDeleteI've seen a LOT of profusely sweating white people. I doubt that a laddie who has never worked in his life would have had the experience. Yeah, sleeping in the parent's cellar with, no, uh, "special friend" to listen to your Snowflake loser ideology must really make you feel a bit bitter and mean. And having those student loans to pay for unusable credits... Yep, that could turn any disturbed lad into a prick. Now get back on your meds and make something of your life.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen an entire thread in this blog about a sweating white person, you fucking moron? Always distorting or missing the point or both, like a fucking retard.
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