Thursday, August 26, 2021

Drunk Blog (continued): Nicknaming Luke Voit


Deep thought: Voit runs seriously hot and cold. Always extremes. 

Thus, we must rule out "Cool Hand Luke" and/or "Luke Warm," the easy possibilities. 

So...?

I need a beer.
 

47 comments:

  1. Luca Brasi

    Just when you need him most he sleeps with the fishes.

    Doug K.

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  2. he looks like the Michelin man the official
    Mascot of the tire company

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  3. It's important to stay hydrated in a heat wave. Utica club or Genesee support the local economy. Knickerbocker is not recommended, as it is likely stale by now.

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  4. New York Yankees
    @Yankees
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    Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees made the following roster moves:

    • Returned from rehab and reinstated INF Gio Urshela (#29) from the 10-day injured list.
    • Outrighted RHP Brody Koerner off the Major League roster and onto the roster of Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

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  5. I will continue using The Big Head Kid.

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  6. My streak ends tonight… 9:40 first pitch. fuck that.

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  7. Ump is blind. Terrible calls.

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  8. Glad someone else is awake, Ranger.

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  9. Holy fuck. That went a long way.

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  10. Damn, I wish I was 40 years younger and could watch this.

    Until the ninth, that is. Then it will be frightening.

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  11. Damn. They're catching up.

    Nyuk nyuk.

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  12. It's 6-1 but Taillion just gave up a moonshot.n And now another moonshot. We have no chance.

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  13. Starting to look like a beer league softball game...

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  14. Taillon don't got it tonight.

    Ok, I'm shutting the phone off. He won't get through five.

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  15. Ain't it something how six-run leads don't feel like they mean anything anymore?

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  16. Completely lost the plate. Our vaunted bullpen will show them how to detonate a lead.

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  17. It's only the 4th inning. No way we hold this lead.

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  18. I’m deleting any evidence I had of pleasure in this game…. Your minds will be downloaded, updated, and reinserted shortly.

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  19. Yeah, let the people getting paid to stay up and watch stay up and this watch this. Nite nite.

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  20. This road trip feels a whole lot like that road trip that derailed their season in 2017. Losing 6 of 7 to the Angels and A's. Yes they made the playoffs, but it crippled their chance at the division.

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  21. How long do you think it will take for Booooone to realize that Lasagna is a legit closer?

    And then again, even if Lasagna pitches two innings, who gets the ninth? Or did we already have that discussion?

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  22. Sergio Romo? Seriously? I didn’t think he was still alive!

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  23. And now Chapman is warming up to pitch the ninth

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  24. Good morning, Dick Allen. Seems you're alone here.

    7-6. Hmmmm ... now how can we blow this?

    By the way, whenever I see Luke Voit, I think of Bavarian Weisswurst.

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  25. Whenever I see Chapman with a one run lead in the ninth I get constipated

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  26. The real question is: will my night be ruined again by the Sweat Hog?

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  27. We're seriously doing this bullshit again?

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  28. 07:22 here. Doing the weekend shopping as soon as this is over.

    There's a photo on the far right here:

    https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei%C3%9Fwurst

    Am I right?

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  29. Hallelujah!

    The longest winning streak since 1961 and Chapman’s 300th career save. Will wonders never cease?

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  30. Sleep well, guys. Träum was Schönes.

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  31. I was here too, Bosch. From the beaches of Albania. Woke up at 6 with a raging hungover and suffered through that 8th inning RISP fail.

    But a win is a win and my headache has disappeared. Back to the beach with me

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  32. Hoss here. With a few more years off my life.

    Just to say this for starters: We have to get rid of the replay rule. This is ridiculous already. The fielder holds the ball on a runner for ten minutes and sees if he flinched. It's total horseshit.

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  33. Mirëmëngjes Platoni! Nice you still have beach weather - rainy here and not likely to go above 20° till next week.

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  34. Agreed, Hoss, and can we please go back to 9-inning double-headers, and NO ONE on base at the start of any 10th?

    That being said, there were some seriously questionable calls by the umps tonight (last night - whenever).

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  35. Guten Tag, Bosch. Yes, it is still hot here. Blessed with plenty of sun, this place.

    I agree with the covid rules take. May they run out of oxygen and become a Cuomo statistic.

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