Listen, and understand. Stanton is out there... it can't be bargained with; it can't be reasoned with; it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... EVER, until you are dead!
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Do your stuff, Bronxie. We need to she'll the Jays.
ReplyDeleteShell.
ReplyDeleteVoit is still brigadooned.
ReplyDeleteDid he sleep with boneheads wife or something?
Or maybe he just needs rest.
Did someone tell Bighead to be more energetic and animated? He is irritating as hell lately-
ReplyDeleteLately Kay is annoying? That is his calling card.
DeleteAs a Yankee, Joey Gallo is 3-39 (.077) with RISP.
ReplyDeleteZachA thank you for confirming to me that Gallo should be smacked in the nuts.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Kids came to play.
ReplyDeleteYankee catchers have allowed 77 SB with only 17 CS this year.
ReplyDeleteThat 18 CS% ranks 27th out of 30 teams.
We're number 27!
ReplyDeleteCan we copyright a big foam hand with 27 fingers?
Lots of hard hit balls off of Thaillon. Not a good sign.
ReplyDeleteAll Rise!
ReplyDeleteListening to The Master call a game when he's not actually in the stadium where the game is being played. There is a glory and nobility to this.
ReplyDeleteNot his complaining though; that's just hilarious.
What was the point of Taillon starting? He can't pitch a couple innings out of the bullpen because he's a starter?
ReplyDeleteKing could've started, bring Taillon in as relief.
I don't get it.
Taillion hurt himself walking around the mound or something. Do we see Sevy tonight?
ReplyDeleteI missed that. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteTaillion re-aggravated a prior right ankle injury.
ReplyDeleteICS is a horror show behind the plate...and the only other position he can play is left out....
ReplyDeleteWe have to get rid of him. Just can't catch. And the hitting is sporadic.
ReplyDeleteConvenient how Taillon gets injured so they can make room for Loisaga...they couldn't DFA Heaney...FFS...
ReplyDeleteHeaney is just awful. They're only keeping him around because he's a "find" of Cashman's statboys.
ReplyDeleteCan't admit a mistake. Cashman is infallible.
ReplyDeleteRed Socks just lost to Baltimore, 4-2.
ReplyDeleteTampa is a beast. Although Toronto looked massive until recently.
ReplyDeleteThis ump, like too many, is terrible.
Chad Green. One run game. What could go wrong?
ReplyDeleteStanton better hit a homer.
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe did it!!
He is too hot to handle. Wow.
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo, non si può stoparlo!
ReplyDeleteThat's four games in a row? With 13 RBI? That'd be a good month for most of those stiffs.
ReplyDeleteAmazing- after 2 years the guy appears to be hitting. Dr Olu must have given him the potion.
ReplyDeleteStanton has obviously taken up Satan worship.
ReplyDeleteStanton! Wow!
ReplyDeleteCan we make Dr. Olu the new team trainer?
ReplyDeleteICS is also a rally killer...
ReplyDeleteSeattle couldn't sneak into the WC, could they? Who are they playing?
ReplyDeleteDoug, love the avatar, or whatever the hell they're called.
ReplyDeleteA's and Angels.
ReplyDeleteJM, the official term is a "Hey, how do you do!?"
ReplyDeleteListen, and understand. Stanton is out there... it can't be bargained with; it can't be reasoned with; it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... EVER, until you are dead!
ReplyDeleteSuzyn describing the grounds crew manicuring the mound is proceless.
ReplyDeleteUrsela!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, there was a local women's designer called Ursela of Switzerland. So Gio has always been Ursela to me.
ReplyDeleteThe master is PISSED about doing remote game-calling.
ReplyDeleteUrsula of Switzerland. Her brand is still existing, though Ursula died some time ago at 88.
ReplyDeleteRufus, he may have to come back for another year just to go on the road again.
ReplyDeleteI think he's going for a Vin Scully.
ReplyDeleteWandavision.
ReplyDeleteJM,
ReplyDeleteBetter to think of Ursula Andress, undressed. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074682/
I cannot argue with that.
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuhhhh Yankees win!!!
ReplyDeleteJack Palance has a stroke and just keeps muttering "pussy".
ReplyDelete94 RBI for Judge and 96 RBI for Stanton.
ReplyDeleteThey might both get to 100 after all.
Will they let John and Suzyn travel for the playoffs?
ReplyDeleteMy cup runneth over. So, Yanks are now 2 up on Boston and 3 up on Toronto and Seattle, with 5 to play. What could possibly go wrong???
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!
Bite your tongue Hoss
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